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PRISON LIFE....WORK LIFE....HMMMMMM...DIFFERENCE? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.
Where Do You Want To Go To Get The Hell Out of Here???
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The Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
15> Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's
commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
14> Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)
13> Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of
Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to have dire
consequences.
12> In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0)
has all the money on the entire planet.
11> Hillary's husband discovers true multiple orgasms.
10> If you think there are too many idiots shouting "Show me the
money!" on every occasion now, just wait.
9> Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level,
and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.
8> "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller
& Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
7> And you think it's hard to find your size now!
6> 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford
clones.
5> "Alternative" radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.
4> And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the
Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.
3> Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out
of office.
2> Those apocalyptic words: "Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh
Philharmonic Orchestra!"
and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...
1> Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't
seem quite as far-fetched.
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15> Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
14> Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)
13> Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to have dire consequences.
12> In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0) has all the money on the entire planet.
11> Hillary's husband discovers true multiple orgasms.
10> If you think there are too many idiots shouting "Show me the money!" on every occasion now, just wait.
9> Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level, and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.
8> "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller & Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
7> And you think it's hard to find your size now!
6> 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford clones.
5> "Alternative" radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.
4> And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.
3> Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out of office.
2> Those apocalyptic words: "Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh Philharmonic Orchestra!"
and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...
1> Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't seem quite as far-fetched.
jill2@webmart.net
You are visitor #on my site!