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NOT NOW DEAR....I HAVE A HEADACHE....
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's
wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.

As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large
gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one
hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor
fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play
along.

She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would
wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall,
she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try
lifting your dress up your thighs... this drives the gorilla absolutely
crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his ! wife, rips open the door to the cage,
slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

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