TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOUR PULLED
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 10 Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

 9  Wanta race to the station, Sparky?

 8  I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

 7  On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

 6  You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

 5  Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

 4  Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

 3  How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

 2  Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see
me?

 1  I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1
special!