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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my
dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you
spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from
all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you
were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

..And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means...

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around, so I can tell you
in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
with. It's that male perspective thing)
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In response...

The male perspective on the same issue ...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually
mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

..And the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually
means):

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)