Why You Should Buy An Amiga:



Why You Should NOT Buy Micro$oft Products:


"I AM PENTIUM OF BORG! DIVISION IS USELESS!
YOU WILL BE APPROXIMATED!"

I'm doing my best to make the world aware that there is an alternative to bloated, slow, memory hungry operating systems. Windows 95 and 98 are 32-bit hacks for a 16-bit OS, running on an 8-bit machine based on a 4-bit processor, written by a two-bit company that doesn't care one-bit for competition!

For more information about Billy's latest plan for world domination, click on this:

It's not "Where I want to go today" that bothers me, it's being told "Where to go tomorrow" as the following image illustrates:

So far I have personally converted people to the platform!

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