I WANT TO WEAR ONE OF THOSE THONG G-STRING TYPE UNDERWEAR......i tried wearing one a few years ago,it got lost,as far as i know i am still wearing it!!!

NUMBER 2

I WANT TO SHOP @ REGULAR SIZE CLOTHING STORES.....i am tired of shopping @ the HEFTY HIDE-A -WAY!!!!!!

NUMBER 3

I WOULD LIKE TO WEAR SHORTS IN THE SUMMER...AND BATHING SUITES.......i now wear only long pants,as a public service.

NUMBER 4

I WOULD LIKE TO GET THRU AN ENTIRE WORK-OUT WITHOUT WORRY......my life flashes before my eyes now,i am sure i am gonna keel over any minute!

NUMBER5

EXITING NEW "POSITIONS".....we were looking @ a copy of the JOY OF SEX and we counted @ least 286 positions that we would not even attempt @ this weight!!! ok,so we did try THAT ONE...but we looked really,really different than the illustration!