Wouldn't be the Christmas Shopping Season if the stores were any less "Hooter", I mean "Hotter" than they are...

We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas.....

Last minute gift ideas...

Eddie and his plate in his head.

Can I refill your egg nog for you?, Get you something to eat?,--Drive you to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?...

Help from Jack Daniels...

Boss: Don't forget that report Bill. Clark: Yes Sir...Merry Christmas.....Kiss my ass,...Kiss his ass...

.....Merry Christmas to all....

I don't know what to say, except, it's Christmas, and we're all in misery.

Think you might be over doing it Dad?

...What's wrong with the dog?....He's just yakkin' on a bone...

Clark?.."Yes, honey?"..Audrey is frozen from the waist down. "It's all part of the experience honey."