These are some of my Favorite Quotes!
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
"When you learn to laugh, life becomes so much easier."
"Money is the root of all evil. Man needs roots."
"Whoever said life isn't fair was cheating."
"The 7 Dwarfs got into a tub and felt happy. Happy got mad and left, then they felt grumpy."
"Toity poiple boids, sittin' on a coib, choippin and boiping and eatin' doity oitwoims. Along comes Hoib, he sees the toity poiple boids sittin' on the coib choippin' and boiping and eatin' doity oitwoims. Boy was he dostoibed!"
"There can be miracles when you believe. Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get hit by the train if you're just sitting there."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
"The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished."
"Reality is the leading cause of stress with those in touch with it."
"Never forget that half the truth is a whole lie."
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
"A hug is worth a thousand words, a friend is worth more."
"Pain is only valuable once you know you've learned from it."
"All of us, all animals on earth, are happier when we are understood."
"A perfectly normal person is rare in our civilization."
"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."
"History repeats itself, that's one of the things wrong with history."
"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."
"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away."
"Character is made by many acts; it may be lost by a single one."
"When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone."
"We are all worms, but I do believe that I'm a glow worm."
"He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so."
"Everyone has beauty, not everyone sees it."
"Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand."
"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing."
"Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead."
"Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length."
"Never frown, for you never know who is falling in love with your smile."
"Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action."
"Choose your friends carefully, your enemies will choose you."
"Avoid contradicting in general, especially people you love."
"Be like a postage stamp, stick to one thing until you get there."
"Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then. Life is boring without it."
"When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonaide."
"You must look into people as well as at them."
The next 8 quotes were submitted by my friend Jarred. If you have any cool quotes, send them to me or something and I will put them on here.
"With friends like you, who needs more friends?"
"Sometimes the death of a friendship can be worse than the death of a friend."
"Friendship is like a glass ornament, once it is broken, it can rarely be put back together exactly the same way."
"If we all told what we knew about one another, there wouldn't be four friends in the world."
"It is really amazing when two stangers become best friends, but it's really sad when best friends become two strangers.."
"Choose your friends carefully, you never know when they may become your enemies.."
"The friendship that can cease has never been real."
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
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