If you can read this, I suggest you run away! "BUT AUTHOR, I SAW SPLATTER GET MELTED BY TURPENTINE, SO SHE COULDN'T HAVE A SON BECAUSE SHE HAS LEFT THIS MORTAL COIL!"

You Dummy! Can't you see my mother was a genius? That wasn't her that melted, that was a painting copy that she did of herself you distract Darkwing while she got away! And she didn't have one son, she had two. I have *Yuck* a older brother, who is perfect at painting like our mother. He's her favorite. I hate him. So If you see a Guy named Rembrandt Picasso Phoenix please kill him for me! I'll be eternally grateful.

SPLATTERPHOENIX

If she can be a mother anyone can be LEAVE!