George and God
Eighty-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great, physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself? Do you have a good relationship with God?"
"God and me are tight," George replied. "We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof! -- the light goes on and I go to the bathroom and then, poof! -- the light goes off!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically, he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! -- the light goes on in the bathroom and then, poof! -- the light goes off?"
Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"
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