Lil' Tikes-Do it yourself-Build your own Nuclear Reactor Kit
(a.k.a. Jr. Nuke)was thought of by President Joe Dacey.  

(As the scene opens, a little kid is sitting at the table looking bored)
ANNOUNCER:Tired of being a wannabe Nuclear Technician?
KID: Yeah.
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          Build your own Nuclear Reactor from Psyco Enterprises.
(A Box appears in front of the kid and he gets excited)
KID:Oh!Boy!
ANNOUNCER:

As a direct result of using this product, people have died, but don't let that stop you from buying it