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| 1. Spare the whip and spoil the pioneer |
| 2. The harvest is great but the workers need coffee |
| 3. If one is
not given the proper food at the proper time, she will eat your
lunch in her own time |
| 4. Where there
is no coffee the pioneers go unrestrained, but happy are they
when allowed to stop. |
| 5. Two things
I have asked of you, do not withhold them from me before I die
…healthy food put far away from me, and give me my Twinkies |
| 6. She also gets
up while it is still night and takes food from her household
to feed her fellow pioneers |
| 7. Coffee break
postponed is making the pioneer sick, but the thing desired is
a dunkin donut |
| 8. Cracked lips
are something detestable to the pioneer, those having
Chapstick are a pleasure to her |
| 9. Let your right mean right and your left mean left |
| 10. He that has endured to the end will get his time in |
| 11. Do not covet thy sister's Bible study |
| 12. Pioneers
must not live on bread alone, but on every form of donut
available at the shop |
| 13. A little
more sleep, a little more slumbering, a little more folding of
the hands in lying down, and your return visit book will become someone else's and your Bible study like a closed book |
| 14. Happy are
those conscious of their service time, since the peace of the
car group belongs to them |
| 15. And you pioneers,
do not be irritating your brothers and sisters, but go
on encouraging them in the service |
| 16. Remove the
rafter from your own car before you drive someone else's
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