Info on the Ratboy

Does anyone really know about him?

I don't claim to know all about Alex. I'm just going to tell you what I do know, or what I imagine. Yes, I love him very dearly, and most of you probably do as well. If not, well, go play at a 'shipper convention or something similar. I don't know why you'd be here, if you don't love Ratboy the way you should.

Yeah, I do call him Ratboy from time to time. Just because I think it's a cute nickname. Not because I think he's a rat, 'cause I don't really. Most of the time I'll call him Alex, Krycek, AK, or Yum. So yeah, there you are.

From the show, what do we know about Krycek. (choose the option which best suits you) He's a consortium/conspiracy/syndicate/sexy guy/rat, although they don't 'zactly tell him everything/anything/much/how to kiss me. At first, in Sleepless/my bed, he seems to be a slightly nerdy/babyfaced/sexy/strange/psychotic, Mulder-worshipful/me-lover FBI agent, but soon his double/triple/quadruple nature/agenda/talents is/are revealed. In Ascension/the morning after, Alex/Krycek/Alex Krycek/Ratboy/sexything disappears into the woodwork/bedsheets. He re-appears later in the season, and makes frequent appearances in a two parter each night/season. In the fourth, howeverz, he leaves his two parter less an appendage/arm/ex-partner. Ouch, poor guy/baby. In season 5 he returns/comes back with Patient X, The Red and the Black, and The End. In R&B, he kisses Mulder/is naughty/is gay!!!!!!/loses his advantage from PX. In the End, he is carpool man/WMM's assistant/almost killing CSM. Now how many spoilers were in that?

I think you should know about Krycek, or not be here. If you don't know much about him, go, learn, first bookmark me, and return when thou art higher educated.

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