Single Arm

Terma was a blow for Ratniks. I come to..term..with his arm loss.

All you people - do you realise how HAUNTED I have been about his prosthetic, all shiny and inhuman? Spooky as, Chas! I've seen Xtro II. I have seen what a beautiful, muscular left arm Nick has. Why, oh why did you all have to replace it with that horrible plastic THING?!

And Foxy boy, you're no saint. Arg! Why did you punch poor Krycek out and chuck him on the back of the truck? Selfish prick! I hate you! Do you have ANY idea what you are responsible for? Damnit I was annoyed! You could have also jumped out and accompanied Alex. You would have both gotten out fine, we would have maybe had a slash scene, and Alex would be his beautiful, fine, whole self.

Alex, sweetheart, don't you want to kill Mulder, CC or someone else? I think they're inhuman and don't deserve to get the high salaries they do. Your arm is fine. I guess it's too late to take back the removal of it, but an APOLOGY would do nicely, CC and FM!

Yeah, all right. I'm psychotic. I'm obsessed. I have no sense of reality. So what? I love Alex. I love Alex's arms. Both of them.

Hands up all Ratniks who cheered at that lovely scene in Kill Switch! Just desserts, Agent Mulder! Imagine if that scene had been real as opposed to the AI. Couldn't you just see Mulder's thoughts?

Nurse Nancy: The good news was that they were able to save the right one.
Mulder: ???? (Nurse pulls sheet down, Mulder screams)
M in thought: Noooo! I'll be like that friggin' rattish Russian Krycek!

Or..SLASH WARNING!

M in thought: Hey, how do two guys have sex if they both only have a right arm..

I'm over that now. Anyway, I'm working on a story wherein that was a real scene, but M told about the KS after arm #1, and Krycek turned up to comfort him..extreme slashness.