1. Ask if they worship Satan

2. Rearrange their altar so it looks neat

3. Pick up their stones for closer examination

4. Sharpen their black handled knife

5. Blow out their candles because it's daylight (no sense in wasting a good candle!)

6. Grab their jewelry for a closer look

7. Paint all their statues in bright cheery colors

8. Write jokes in their Book of Shadows

9. Light their incense just to make the room smell good

10. Tell their children their parents worship Satan