Thor's Challenge of Champions II

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        Chubby Bunny has become a fat rabbit
        Monday, 31-Jul-2000 14:01:06209.240.216.106 writes:

        SO....Mr. Vanity did 35,huh...
        ...be prepred to do more... I know I am!

        Ladies will turn away,
        men will grow queasy.
        24 marshmallows
        was tremendously easy.
        So you think you can challenge
        the title I hold
        A concept like that
        is gutsy and bold.
        If you try to fit
        what I can do
        Your face will turn blue
        as the marshmallows spew
        If I am wrong in my statements
        and my words are a blunder
        at least the title will stay
        in the Legion of Thunder...

        ...PS: For those who were at the event where I set the record at 24, should know that the rules I layed down when I brought Chubby Bunny stated that if a solid falls from the mouth, it is grounds for disqualification. So technically, I am still champion...however, I will not protest Thor's achievement and let the bar get raised to 35...be warned, the bar will not stay there!


        The former record holder
        THIRTY FIVE INDEED!!!
        Monday, 31-Jul-2000 23:13:26209.240.216.96 writes:

        A correction of rules my dear former champ...If you are correct in your interpretation of the rules, you are still wrong. If a piece falls out of your mouth, whether by accident, excessive saliva, laughter, or intended resignation (intentionally spit out) you are not disqualified, you simply stand on the number of the last marshmellow inserted. If this is true, and my count was ~30 at the time of the fallen piece, then either way your record was broken. But for the record, in the spirit of the challenge, that "piece" was reinserted, intact, along with a wide assortment of dirt, grass, and whatever else instantly attached itself to the marshmellow fragment, and ~five more marshmellows was inserted, all the while stating "chubby Bunny" in quite a clear fashion. Perhaps I should form a "Gelatinous Sugar Cylinder Council" to handle disputes...after all it was I who constructed the medallion and circlet thus advancing the concepts and rule structure of this competition. You know in your heart, sans all potential loopholes, that I beat your record...so you wish to challenge me...do as you wish...but unless you plan on surgically attaching my hollowed out ass cheeks to you head, I predict dear brother, that you stand not a chance in Hellheim. Good Luck, Mr. Vanity


        PRINCE SIR THOR, CHAMPION OF THE CHUBBY BUNNY
        Tuesday, 01-Aug-2000 07:32:08209.240.200.150 writes:

        Dankwert condition: (9)
        The shifting of feed and draw-off nodes in fluid direction after the switching time requires the update of the boundary conditions.

        Hmmm sounds like the scientific explanation of "Chubby Bunny"...


        King Siegfried

        {Editor's note: Thread continues at length in this vein. See uberboard for more!}
        Wednesday, 02-Aug-2000 15:13:39209.246.66.87 writes:

        I see all this ego pumping about Rotund Lagamorphs (Fat Rabbits) and have decided to toot my own horn. Though this sounds much worse than it seems, here goes.....
        I see no event update, so i give quick accounting:
        Thor won Kingdom Champion Battle (No surprise there)

        Rudiger won Spirit of Uberheim Tourney

        Uller (By way of Thor) won Viscount of Antwerp

        Thor's Challenge as follows:

        Marlineus won Leg Wrestling

        Thor won Tug of War

        Rudiger won Norse Wrestling (Yes he beat Thor)

        Uller won Ranking/Speed tourney

        Rudiger won Arm Wrestling (Yes he Beat Thor)

        The Challenge winner was.......

        RUDIGER! (Cheers from audience overwhelm the rest of the speech)

        Toot!



        Rudiger der Burgunfaust, the Righteous

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