FROM:Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island, by Paramount Pictures, copyright 1995.

DESCRIPTION: Old, fat, and ugly. That about covers it. Quite lecherous, too.

HISTORY: He opens Cave Girl Island as a place for rich men to come to get sex (kind of like an oversized brothel). He kidnaps three alien girls (from Beach Babes from Beyond), with the idea that they can work for him as island prostitutes. Three guys (Tommy, Jimmy, and Neil) rescue the girls (Xena, Sola, and Luna), and Renford is left in his base in a mountain, as the mountain collapses on him.

WHY KRISTEN DOESN'T LIKE HIM: One reason: There's this scene where Renford gets out of bed, and we see that he sleeps in nothing except tiny black speedoes. Now, I have nothing against black spandex, but on an old, fat guy? No way! He proceeds to a full length mirror, and *admires* his body. Finally, he nods, and hikes up his speedoes. If that isn't the most disgusting scene I've ever seen, I don't know what is. Besides, he's nothing but a glorified pimp.

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