[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] FELICIA: OF COURSE. WHAT IS IT? SERGEI: MARRY ME. FELICIA: MARRY? YOU KNOW WHAT? COME ON. GET UP. GET UP, MY LITTLE PRUSSIAN PRANKSTER. SERGEI: FELICIA, I'M FROM ODESSA, BUT NEVER -- FELICIA: I DON'T FIND YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES THAT AMUSING. I'VE TOLD YOU THAT. SERGEI: I KNOW, FELICIA. WHO AM I TO WANT THE STARS WHEN YOU ARE THE SUN AND I AM JUST LITTLE REFLECTION? FELICIA: YOU CAN STOP WITH THE ASTRONOMY STUFF, TOO, OK? SERGEI: FELICIA, LOOK, I KNOW YOU ARE TALENTED, I KNOW YOU ARE GENEROUS, THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. AND WHO AM I? JUST A POOR MAN WITH NOTHING. BUT I HAVE MUSIC, AND I HAVE IT IN MY SOUL. I HAVE IT IN MY HANDS. FELICIA: OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE NOT KIDDING. CASS: YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS GOT TO GET MORE NAMES ON THAT PRO BONO LIST. I WAS JUST DOWN AT THAT PRECINCT. OFC. MacGREGOR: HEY, REGARDLESS, I GOT A LADY HERE LOOKING AT GRAND THEFT AUTO. CASS: I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW. I GOT TO -- I CAN'T MAKE IT. YEAH, I'M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS. LILA: IS THAT SO? CASS: YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE. LILA: CASS? CASS: WHAT? LILA: DID YOU JUST CANCEL SOMETHING IMPORTANT BECAUSE OF ME? OFC. MacGREGOR: I'M SORRY. THAT'S THE LAST GUY ON THE LIST. I CAN'T GET ANYONE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HEY, THERE ARE WORSE PLACES TO SPEND THE NIGHT. ANNE: I'M SURE. OFC. MacGREGOR: SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? ANNE: WHAT I ALWAYS DO -- TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF. CINDY: SO, LOVE, ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL, I THINK WE'RE BOTH GETTING WHAT WE DESERVE. YOU -- ETERNAL DAMNATION, AND ME -- YOUR ENTIRE ESTATE. I THINK THAT WORKS OUT JUST ABOUT RIGHT, DON'T YOU? I MEAN, AFTER ALL, I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS GODFORSAKEN TOWN WHO EVER ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT YOUR SMUG, ARROGANT, MALEVOLENT SOUL. OH, GOD, I MISS YOU. BUT, YOU KNOW, IN A WAY, WE'RE STILL CONNECTED. SEE, YOU THOUGHT YOU WENT TO SANTO DOMINGO TO DIVORCE ME. BUT GUESS WHAT. I'M STILL GOING TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE. AND THAT MEANS I GET TO DECIDE WHEN AND WHERE YOUR MONEY IS SPENT. BECAUSE, DARLING, AMONG THE MANY THINGS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME, ONE WAS IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, LET NO MAN STAND IN YOUR WAY. NOT EVEN A SHORT ONE. I ALWAYS TOLD KIRKLAND THAT HE WAS NO MATCH FOR THE WICKED STEPMOTHER. JAKE: YOU KNOW, AFTER TODAY, I NEVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT GRANT AGAIN. VICKY: I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT'S IN THAT WILL. JAKE: NO, I THINK WE SHOULD FOR KIRKLAND'S SAKE. VICKY: I SUPPOSE. [KNOCK ON DOOR] VICKY: OH. JAKE: MY TURN? VICKY: WHAT DO YOU SERVE -- JAKE: HERE WE GO. VICKY: AT A WILL READING? CHIPS AND DIP? CRAB? JAKE: HELLO. CHRIS: WHAT'S UP? VICKY: OH, THANK GOODNESS. SOMEBODY I LIKE. CHRIS: LOOK AT THAT. NOW, SEE, THAT'S THE FACE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FREE TO BE IN HER OWN HOME. OH. JAKE: HEY, HEY! CHRIS: TAKE IT EASY. TAKE IT EASY. JAKE: HEY! ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP? CHRIS: GOT A LEAD STORY FOR TOMORROW'S FRONT PAGE. THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THERE'S BEEN AN ARREST IN THE HARRISON MURDER BASED ON EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY. VICKY: WHAT? JAKE: WHO WOULD THAT BE? CHRIS: READY FOR THIS? GARY SINCLAIR. VICKY: GARY? THAT'S -- THAT'S CRAZY. JAKE: WHY WOULD GARY MURDER GRANT AND THEN LET VICKY TAKE THE RAP FOR IT? CHRIS: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. ALL I KNOW IS THEY CHARGED HIM AND HE'S NOT FIGHTING IT. JAKE: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING -- ME, YOU, JOE, GARY -- WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO NAIL GRANT FOR YEARS. CHRIS: I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE OR SOMETHING. SO, HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO SPIN IT? JAKE: I DON'T KNOW YET. THIS REEKS. IT REEKS. VICKY: YEAH, SURE DOES. KIND OF MAKES ME WONDER WHO THE EYEWITNESS IS. CHRIS: OH, DID I FAIL TO MENTION THAT THE EYEWITNESS WAS CINDY HARRISON? VICKY: OH, SURPRISE, SURPRISE. CHRIS: YEAH. SOME KIND OF WOUND ON GRANT'S HAND PLACES CINDY AT THE SCENE. TONI BRINGS HER IN. SHE DENIES KILLING GRANT BUT SAYS SHE KNOWS WHO DID. SHE SAW WHO DID. VICKY: IS THAT RIGHT? CHRIS: GARY. VICKY: SHE'S A RELIABLE WITNESS, ISN'T SHE? JAKE: CINDY JUST SUDDENLY REMEMBERS THAT GRANT WAS KILLED BY GARY, AND GARY'S GOING TO GO ALONG WITH IT. CHRIS: APPARENTLY GARY SAYS HE WAS DRUNK. HE BLACKED OUT OR SOMETHING. HE'S NOT DENYING IT, MAN. HE SAYS HE HATED GRANT'S GUTS. JAKE: ALL RIGHT, WHO DIDN'T? CHRIS: I KNOW. I KNOW. I MEAN, TONI DOESN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, EITHER, BUT HER HANDS ARE TIED. THE GUY WON'T DO ANYTHING TO HELP HIMSELF. HE BELIEVES HE DID IT. VICKY: YEAH. WITH CINDY'S HELP. [KNOCK ON DOOR] VICKY: THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. JAKE: I THINK THIS WHOLE THING'S A CROCK. VICKY: OH, JUDGE WALKER. HI. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE HOUSE. I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THE BOYS WITH A SITTER TONIGHT. JUDGE WALKER: YES, WELL, THAT'S QUITE UNDERSTANDABLE. YOUR MOTHER AND I GO BACK QUITE A WAYS. AND WHEN I GOT THE CALL, I WAS HAPPY TO OBLIGE. VICKY: I'M SORRY. JUDGE WALKER, THIS IS MY HUSBAND, JAKE. JAKE: JAKE McKINNON. VICKY: AND OUR GOOD FRIEND CHRIS MADISON. CHRIS: HOW ARE YOU? JUDGE WALKER: YES. YES. I READ YOUR EDITORIALS IN THE "HERALD." JAKE: THAT'S AMAZING SINCE YOU'RE THE SUBJECT OF SO MANY. JUDGE WALKER: WELL, THAT IS ANOTHER REASON I WANTED TO READ THE WILL IN YOUR HOME. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DISSOLVE SOME RESIDUAL RESENTMENTS SO WE COULD WORK EFFECTIVELY IN THE FUTURE. VICKY: WHY? IS THERE GOING TO BE MORE OF THIS? JUDGE WALKER: WELL, AS EXECUTOR AND TRUSTEE OF YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S ESTATE, I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE COMMUNICATING QUITE FREQUENTLY. SHALL WE PROCEED? CHRIS: OH, DAMN. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE "HERALD." JAKE: NO, DAMN, YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. CHRIS: NO, REALLY -- JAKE: STAY. CHRIS: I GOT TO GET BACK. HEY, BESIDES, ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -- JAKE: CHRIS. CHRIS: I CAN GET FROM THE COUNTY CLERK, RIGHT? SEE YOU LATER. IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. BYE, SWEETIE. VICKY: SEE YOU, HON. JUDGE WALKER: WELL, IT ALL SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER. I MEAN, THE READING OF THE WILL IS JUST A FORMALITY. IT'S VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD. VICKY: WHAT IS? JUDGE WALKER: YOUR SON'S INHERITANCE. YES, WELL, AS IT STANDS, KIRKLAND IS ABOUT TO BECOME A WEALTHY YOUNG MAN. FELICIA: THIS IS JUST A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. SERGEI: WHAT? WE'RE HERE ALONE, JUST THE TWO OF US. FELICIA: NO, NO. YOU REALLY HAVE TO GET UP. SERGEI: PLEASE, FELICIA, I HAVE NOT OFFENDED YOU? FELICIA: NO. YOU'VE JUST FORGOTTEN THE LIVING ARRANGEMENT HERE. WE'RE STRICTLY BUSINESS. I'M YOUR PATRON. SERGEI: AND THAT IS ALL? FELICIA: WELL, NO. I MEAN, WE'RE FRIENDS, BUT CERTAINLY NO MORE THAN THAT. SERGEI: WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE BIG, RICH, FAMOUS? DOES NOT THE FLOWER TURN TO THE SUN? DOES NOT THE BIRD SING AT THE BREAK OF DAY? FELICIA: WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT HERE? SERGEI: THE POINT IS IS HOW COULD I NOT BE DRAWN INTO YOUR FIRE, YOUR BEAUTY? I MEAN, I KNOW IS DREAM, IS HOPE, BUT HOW COULD I NOT WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU FOREVER? FELICIA: I REALLY AM SO FLATTERED BY ALL OF THIS, BUT THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE YOUNG FOR ME. SERGEI: WELL, THEN, I WILL BECOME OLD, AND I WILL GROW OLD LOVING YOU. FELICIA: OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT. SERGEI: FELICIA, I CAN LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. FELICIA: WE'RE NOT IN LOVE. SERGEI: BUT WE LOVE. FELICIA: BUT NOT WITH EACH OTHER. SERGEI: FELICIA, WE LOVE ART. WE LOVE LIFE. WE LOVE THE PASSIONS OF A WELL-PLAYED SONATA, THE ROMANCE OF A WELL-CHOSEN WORD. FELICIA: THIS REALLY ISN'T RIGHT. YOU NEED TO BE WITH SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE. YOU COULD CERTAINLY MEET SOMEBODY AT THE LUCKY LADY. SERGEI: FELICIA, THIS IS NOT SOME LITTLE TINY ITCH THAT CAN BE SCRATCHED BY THE GIGGLING SCHOOLGIRL. FELICIA: I JUST HOPE THAT IN TIME YOU WILL SEE THIS INFATUATION FOR WHAT IT REALLY IS. SERGEI: OK, FELICIA, IF YOU NEED TIME, I WILL GO. FELICIA: WHERE? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SERGEI: I'M GOING TO THE GOURMET SHOP TO BUY BLACK BELUGA CAVIAR AND FUZZY CIDER SO WE CAN FEAST. FELICIA: IT'S FIZZY. FIZZY CIDER. AND BELIEVE ME, WE HAVE NOTHING TO CELEBRATE. SERGEI: NO, WE HAVE EVERYTHING TO CELEBRATE BECAUSE, WHEN I RETURN, YOU WILL SEE THAT I WANT YOU AS MY WIFE, THAT I'M JUST A POOR MAN. I HAVE DEVOTION, LOYALTY, AND LOVE, AND IT IS ALL HERE FOR YOU TO TAKE. CASS: YOU LOOK SO UNBELIEVABLE. LILA: OH, YEAH. WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT THAT PHONE CALL. CASS: WHY NOT? I HAVE. LILA: CASS -- CASS: WHAT? LILA: WAS IT BUSINESS OR PERSONAL? CASS: IT WAS BUSINESS. LILA: OH, WHAT -- WELL -- CASS: WHAT? LILA: YOU MEAN SOME POOR SOUL IS IN TROUBLE AND HAD TO CALL YOU THIS LATE? CASS: HONEY, SOMEONE IS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE. TONIGHT, I'D LIKE IT TO BE ME. YOU GOING TO GIVE ME SOME TROUBLE TONIGHT, HUH? ARE YOU? LILA: CASS. CASS. CASS. CASS: ALL RIGHT, OK. I CAN SEE NEITHER ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE SATISFIED. IT WAS THE PRECINCT, AND THEY ARRESTED SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T AFFORD A LAWYER, AND I WAS ON THE PRO BONO LIST. LILA: OH. WELL, THAT SETTLES IT. YOU HAVE TO GO. CASS: WHEN DID YOU BECOME THE PATRON SAINT OF WORTHY CAUSES? LILA: WELL, CASS, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN TROUBLE. I MEAN, TO HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO ON GOD'S GOOD EARTH EXCEPT FOR YOU? I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? I WAS BROKE, PENNILESS, PREGNANT, ABOUT TO BE EVICTED? CASS: WHAT I REMEMBER IS I SPENT A LOT MORE TIME WITH YOU BACK THEN. LILA: CASS, WHAT IF SOMEONE NEEDS YOU NOW LIKE I NEEDED YOU THEN? I MEAN, REALLY, COULD WE -- COULD WE IN GOOD CONSCIENCE GO DANCING AND HAVE DINNER AND DO ALL THAT IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON SOMEONE THAT COULDN'T DEFEND HIMSELF? CASS: PRO BONO IT IS. LILA: DON'T YOU WORRY, SWEETHEART. THERE IS A LOT MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM. CASS: I'M GOING TO THINK UP ALL KINDS OF WAYS FOR YOU TO MAKE THIS UP TO ME. LILA: YOU DO THAT. CASS: OUCH. MATT: WELL, JASMINE WOKE UP. I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HER THIS -- WOW. YOU'RE -- LILA: ALL DRESSED UP AND NOWHERE TO GO. MATT: YOU GOT BIG PLANS? LILA: I -- I DID, BUT CASS GOT CALLED AWAY TO WORK, SO -- MATT: HMM. WHAT A WASTE. LILA: NO. NO, NO. ACTUALLY SOMEBODY NEEDED HIM, SO -- MATT: OH. WELL, I THINK SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU RIGHT NOW. LILA: OH, NO. DID I WAKE HER? WHEN I WENT IN TO GIVE HER HER GOOD-NIGHT KISS -- THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. MATT: WELL, YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO HER BY LETTING HER CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HER BEAUTIFUL MOTHER. LILA: OK. CINDY: THAT HAD BETTER MEAN THAT WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE, FREEMAN. MR. FREEMAN: INDEED, CINDY, INDEED. CINDY: MRS. HARRISON. CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE. WELL? MR. FREEMAN: SANTO DOMINGO IS -- MMM -- PARADISE. I COULD HAVE STAYED LONGER. CINDY: OK, YOU WERE THERE TO TEAR UP DIVORCE PAPERS, NOT GET A TAN, TOOTS. MR. FREEMAN: IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF MR. HARRISON OR HIS DIVORCE. AND LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. A FORTUNE FOR THE MERRY WIDOW. CINDY: A COPY OF GRANT'S WILL? MR. FREEMAN: IT WAS FILED TODAY AT THE COUNTY COURTHOUSE. IT DOESN'T MENTION YOU AT ALL. CINDY: IT DOESN'T SAY HE DUMPED ME, THOUGH, RIGHT? MR. FREEMAN: NOPE. NO RECORD OF THE DIVORCE MAKES CONTESTING THIS BABY A PIECE OF CAKE. CINDY: WELL. HERE'S TO CHAMPAGNE EVERY NIGHT. MR. FREEMAN: I WASN'T SURE YOU'D SHOW UP. WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BODIED HARRISON. CINDY: WELL, YOUR LITTLE GRAPEVINE'S OUT OF JUICE. SOMEBODY ELSE IS TAKING THE RAP FOR THAT. GOOD THING, TOO. OTHERWISE YOU WOULD BE OUT OF A JOB AGAIN. OH, HELLO. I GAVE AT THE OFFICE. DONNA: THE KIDNAPPER AND HER FRIEND WILL BE LEAVING AFTER THEIR DRINK. CINDY: OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, DONNA, I'M THE GRIEVING WIDOW. FREEMAN AND I ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. DONNA: NO, YOU'RE NOT, CINDY. YOU'RE FINISHED IN THIS TOWN. GRANT IS DEAD AND BURIED AND SO ARE YOU, AT LEAST SOCIALLY. THAT'S ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF MY ENDURING CLOUT. TONIGHT WHEN THEY READ GRANT'S WILL AND YOU FIND THAT YOU'RE PENNILESS, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE SHOPPING IN BARGAIN BASEMENTS AGAIN. AND FROM THE LOOKS OF YOUR DRESS, IT SEEMS YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED. CINDY: THEY'RE READING GRANT'S WILL TONIGHT? YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AND SLING BARBS WITH YOU, DONNA, BUT I GOT TO BE GOING. HE'LL PAY FOR THE CHAMPAGNE. MATT: LISTEN, IF -- YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO EAT COLD LEFTOVERS IN YOUR BATHROBE, THAT'S FINE WITH ME. I WON'T STOP YOU. LILA: IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WHILE CASS IS BUSY WORKING. MATT: WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE FUN. I'M USED TO THAT WITH YOU. LILA: WELL, IT'S NOT THAT I MEAN THAT YOU AND I CAN'T -- MATT: WHAT? LILA: I JUST -- I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. I MEAN, US, SOON-TO-BE EXES, GOING OUT ON A DATE. MATT: WELL, LILA, IT'S NOT A DATE. IT'S DINNER. YOU HAVE TO EAT, DON'T YOU? LILA: OF COURSE I HAVE TO EAT. MATT: YEAH, AND I READ A RELATIONSHIP BOOK THAT SAID GOOD COMMUNICATION IS ESSENTIAL FOR A SUCCESSFUL SEPARATION. LILA: OH. THEY CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BREAK UP THESE DAYS. MATT: THAT'S RIGHT. LILA: I SEE. MATT: YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP, READY TO GO OUT. I MEAN, COME ON, WE CAN SHARE A MEAL TOGETHER, CAN'T WE? LILA: OF COURSE WE CAN SHARE A MEAL TOGETHER. MATT: OK. WELL, THEN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. LILA: ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, I GUESS IT'LL BE OK. MATT: GOOD. HARBOR CLUB OK? LILA: LISTEN, AS HUNGRY AS I AM, I COULD KICK BACK SOME OF THAT FORMULA WE JUST GAVE JASMINE. MATT: GOOD. WELL, I'LL GO TELL DEBRA WHERE WE'RE GOING AND GET A TIE AND COAT. BE RIGHT DOWN. LILA: OK. I MEAN, I GUESS IT'LL BE OK. CASS: YOU GOT A GRAND THEFT AUTO FOR ME HERE? OFC. MacGREGOR: YEAH, RIGHT HERE. ANNE: YOU? CASS: YOU? ANNE: YOU'RE THE PRO BONO LAWYER THEY GOT TO DEFEND ME? CASS: SINCE WHEN DID YOU START STEALING CARS? ANNE: HONESTLY, MR. WINTHROP, I NEVER WOULD HAVE LET THEM DRAG YOU DOWN HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU THEY CALLED. CASS: I NEED SOME TIME ALONE WITH MY CLIENT, PLEASE. OFC. MacGREGOR: SURE. CASS: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME YOURSELF? ANNE: I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE MORE TROUBLE FOR YOU. I WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OF TOWN. I THOUGHT I COULD HANDLE THIS MYSELF. CASS: WELL, YOU'RE DOING A HECK OF A JOB SO FAR. ANNE: YEAH, I KNOW. IF ONLY MY BAD KARMA WOULD EASE UP. CASS: BAD KARMA IS YOUR DEFENSE FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO? ANNE: YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO TENDS BAR DOWN AT THE PARADISE? CASS: OOH. THIS SORDID STORY STARTS IN THAT PIT? ANNE: HE TOLD ME HE HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS LOOKING TO SELL A CAR, AND I WAS LOOKING TO BUY ONE, SO I BOUGHT IT. AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M STARING DOWN SEARCHLIGHTS. CASS: AND THE COPS ARE TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE DRIVING A STOLEN VEHICLE. ANNE: NO WONDER HE WANTED TO GET RID OF THE CAR. CASS: WELL, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO CONVINCE THEM THAT YOU'RE NOT A THIEF. ANNE: YOU'VE GOT A GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD? CASS: MAYBE. YOU STILL GOT THAT PINK SLIP? ANNE: YEAH, SOMEWHERE. CASS: AND WE'LL GET THE BARTENDER TO CORROBORATE YOUR STORY. RIGHT? ANNE: YOU THINK YOU CAN GET MY MONEY BACK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? CASS: WHOA. WHERE DID THAT GROWL COME FROM? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE? ANNE: I GUESS BUYING THE CAR AND GETTING OUT OF TOWN WERE THE ONLY TWO THINGS ON MY MIND. CASS: WELL, CAN I OFFER YOU A RARE, FINELY AGED DOUGHNUT? ANNE: I'LL PASS. CASS: YEAH? AH, A WOMAN OF DISCRIMINATING TASTES. WELL, I'LL HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE APPETIZING. ANNE: NO, I COULDN'T, REALLY -- CASS: WELL, WHY NOT? YOU NEED TO EAT, I COULD USE A BITE, AND THE HARBOR CLUB HAS A GREAT STEAK THAT'LL TAME YOUR TUMMY. ANNE: WHAT ABOUT YOUR FIANCEE? CASS: I'LL CALL HER, ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO JOIN US. THAT'S STRANGE. THE MACHINE'S ON. I GUESS SHE WENT TO BED. HEY, IF YOU DON'T JOIN ME, I'M GOING TO EAT ALONE. COME ON. SAY YES. VICKY: WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY A LOT OF MONEY FOR A LITTLE BOY. JUDGE WALKER: WELL, KIRKLAND WILL NOT HAVE TO WORK A DAY IN HIS LIFE. VICKY: THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME. JAKE: HEY, DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THE MONEY CHANGE HIM. JUDGE WALKER: I HAVE BEEN THE EXECUTOR OF FAR LARGER ESTATES THAN THIS, AND I HAVE SOME VERY RELIABLE CONNECTIONS IN THE FINANCIAL COMMUNITY THAT -- JAKE: DON'T GET CARTE BLANCHE. YOU WILL NOT INVEST ONE DIME OF KIRKLAND'S MONEY WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST, OK? JUDGE WALKER: KIRKLAND'S MOTHER IS MY CO-TRUSTEE, NOT YOU, MR. McKINNON. JAKE: I DON'T THINK KIRKLAND'S MOTHER WANTS TO SEE ONE DIME OF KIRKLAND'S MONEY GOING TO THE JUDGE WALKER RE-ELECTION FUND, EITHER, OK? JUDGE WALKER: I RESENT THAT. VICKY: JAKE, SWEETHEART, NOT NOW. [KNOCK ON DOOR] JAKE: HE'S BEEN ON GRANT'S PAYROLL FOREVER. VICKY: OH. WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? JAKE: MY TURN? VICKY: YES. THANK YOU. JAKE: OH, GREAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CINDY: HI, JAKE. VICKY. JUDGE. LOOKS LIKE I'M JUST IN TIME. SO, BEFORE YOU GO DIVVYING UP GRANT'S ASSETS, I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HIS WILL -- IT'S NOT WORTH A DIME IN THIS STATE. LILA: YES, THAT'LL BE GOOD. LILA and MATT: THANK YOU. WAITER: YOU'RE WELCOME. MATT: ISN'T THIS BETTER THAN EATING A SANDWICH IN FRONT OF THE TV? LILA: WHERE I COME FROM, THAT'S A NIGHT OUT. MATT: WELL, I GUESS NOBODY APPRECIATES WHAT THEY HAVE UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCE NOT HAVING IT, HUH? LILA: OH. I JUST LOVE BEING A MOTHER. SPINACH DRIPPING DOWN THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT AND ALL. BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO GET OUT AND GET FANCY AND JUST BE MYSELF. MATT: WELL, I HOPE YOU CAN BE YOURSELF WITH ME. MY MOTHER AND BIOLOGICAL FATHER WEREN'T VERY GOOD FRIENDS. I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE THE CASE WITH US. LILA: YOU KNOW, THAT'S ANOTHER THING ABOUT WHERE I COME FROM. MEN AND WOMEN GETTING A DIVORCE COULD NEVER BE FRIENDS. MATT: WELL, I THINK WE CAN TRANSCEND OUR BACKGROUNDS FOR THE SAKE OF OUR DAUGHTER. LILA: THAT'S WHAT I'M FINDING OUT. LILA: TALKING ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOUR PAST. MATT: OH, DONNA AND I WERE ALWAYS FRIENDS BEFORE AND AFTER WE WERE MARRIED. LILA: REALLY? SHE AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN TERRIBLY FRIENDLY. DONNA: HELLO, MATT. MATT: HELLO. LILA: HELLO, DONNA. MATT: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE. THE PLACE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. DONNA: WELL, I MISSED A LOT. AND I SEE YOU TWO ARE STILL TOGETHER. LILA: OH, WELL, ACTUALLY -- MATT: WELL, A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF COMMISSION. I'M JUST GLAD EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR VICKY. DONNA: SO AM I. IT'S ABOUT TIME. SO, LET ME SEND YOU A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE. LILA: NO, NO, NO. MATT: THANK YOU. LILA: THAT'S REALLY NOT NECESSARY, DONNA. MATT: THANK YOU. THANK YOU. LILA: WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT? MATT: WHAT? LILA: WELL, YOU KNOW, MAKE HER THINK WE WERE STILL A HAPPY COUPLE. MATT: WELL -- YEAH -- TECHNICALLY, WE -- YOU KNOW, TWO'S A COUPLE. WE'RE RELATIVELY HAPPY TONIGHT, AREN'T WE? LILA: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. MATT: LISTEN, EVERYONE'S GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT OUR DIVORCE, AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TONIGHT, OK? LILA: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. MATT: THERE YOU GO. OH. LILA: AH. MATT: THAT'S LOVELY. HERE WE GO. OOH. TO A HAPPY DIVORCE. LILA: AND TO FRIENDSHIP. [MUSIC PLAYS] MATT: HMM. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE? LILA: MAMA TAUGHT ME HOW TO JITTERBUG A LITTLE BIT. MATT: OH, WELL. OK, LET'S GO. LILA: NOT REALLY, YOU KNOW. OH, NO. MATT: YES. LILA: NO. MATTHEW, THE FOOD'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE. MATT: OH, NO, THE RISOTTO PROVENCAL -- IT TAKES HALF-HOUR AT LEAST. COME ON. LILA: OH, I DON'T KNOW. MATT: UP, UP, UP, UP. YOU OWE ME A DANCE. LILA: OH, REALLY? HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? MATT: WELL, IF YOU WANT A DIVORCE, YOU HAVE TO BE MARRIED. AND TO BE MARRIED, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A FIRST DANCE. AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A FIRST DANCE, SO THIS WILL BE OUR FIRST DANCE. LILA: YOU HAD BETTER DANCE BETTER THAN YOU ARGUE BECAUSE THAT -- WHOO! MATT: OOH. DID YOU LIKE THAT? LILA: YES. SINGER: IS A LOVE YOU KNOW WON'T LAST IT FILLS YOUR HEART LILA: MATT CORY, YOU CAN CUT A RUG. MATT: THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME. SINGER: SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE I LIVE IT EACH DAY IT'S SOMETHING SHE DOES AS LONG AS YOU'LL SAY ANNE: THIS PLACE LOOKS PRETTY SWANKY. I REALLY CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. CASS: OH, COME ON. THINK OF IT AS PART OF MY JOB. IF I LET YOU STARVE, YOU CAN'T BE A WITNESS ON YOUR OWN BEHALF. ANNE: I CAN'T PAY YOUR BILL. CASS: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT PRO BONO. LOOK, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THE OWNER'S A FRIEND OF MINE. I'LL HAVE HER GIVE YOU THE BLUE-PLATE DISCOUNT SPECIAL. COME ON. ANNE: OH, IT'S FUN TO SEE A COUPLE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, ISN'T IT? CASS: NOT THIS COUPLE, IT ISN'T. IT'S NOT FUN AT ALL. SINGER: IS A LOVE YOU KNOW FELICIA: ALL THE CAVIAR IN THE BALTIC WOULDN'T GET ME TO CHANGE MY MIND, SERGEI. OH. MAN: RADZINSKY? FELICIA: OH, YOU'RE HERE TO SEE SERGEI. MAN: YES, MA'AM, WE ARE -- FELICIA: YES, YOU'RE AGENTS. OF COURSE. NO FORMALITY HERE. COME ON IN. WE MET TONIGHT AT THE LUCKY LADY. YOU WERE THERE TO SEE SERGEI. MAN: CONCERNING HIS WHEREABOUTS. FELICIA: OH, WELL, NOW, I CAN REALLY EXPLAIN THAT. YOU KNOW, HE'S SO EXTRAORDINARILY TALENTED. WELL, YOU KNOW, BUT ALSO TEMPERAMENTAL, MOODY, LIKE MOST GENIUSES ARE. AND, YOU KNOW, ONE MINUTE THEY'RE VERY CONFIDENT, AND THE NEXT MINUTE THEY'RE A TOTAL WRECK. BUT YOU GUYS KNOW THAT. I MEAN, YOU'RE AGENTS. YOU HANDLE TALENT. TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU, HE GOT COLD FEET. MAN: YEAH, WELL, MOST OF THEM DO TRY AND RUN SOONER OR LATER. FELICIA: WELL, YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME HIM. YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THIS WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR HIM TONIGHT. MAN: DO YOU MIND IF WE LOOK AROUND, MA'AM? FELICIA: SINCE WHEN DID FINDING TALENT WARRANT A WARRANT? MAN: WHEN IT'S ILLEGAL. FELICIA: WHAT AGENCY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE WITH? MAN: I.N.S. FELICIA: I.N.S. I KNOW C.A.A., I.C.M. -- MAN: IMMIGRATION AND NATURALIZATION. FELICIA: OH, YOU'RE THAT KIND OF AGENTS. MAN: YES. WE HAVE ORDERS TO DETAIN ONE SERGEI RADZINSKY. FELICIA: WHY? WHAT EXACTLY HAS HE DONE? MAN: OVERSTAYED HIS WELCOME. EXPIRED VISA. SECOND MAN: HE'S IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY, MA'AM, DUE TO BE DEPORTED IMMEDIATELY. CINDY: I'M SERIOUS. GRANT'S WILL IS NOT WORTH THE PAPER IT'S PRINTED ON. JUDGE WALKER: NONSENSE. I DRAFTED THIS DOCUMENT QUITE RECENTLY MYSELF. CINDY: THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY -- AFTER I WAS MARRIED TO GRANT. IS THERE ANY MENTION OF ME IN THERE? VICKY: OF COURSE NOT. HE COULDN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU. CINDY: WELL, ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF THIS STATE, IF THERE'S NO MENTION OF THE SURVIVING SPOUSE -- ME -- THEN THE WILL IS NULL AND VOID. VICKY: IS THAT TRUE? COULD SHE TAKE ALL OF KIRKLAND'S MONEY? JUDGE WALKER: TECHNICALLY, IF SHE WERE THE SURVIVING SPOUSE, SHE COULD CHALLENGE THE WILL. BUT SHE'S NOT. SHE'S THE DIVORCED SPOUSE. CINDY: THE DIVORCE NEVER WENT THROUGH. THAT'S JUST WHAT GRANT WANTED CERTAIN PEOPLE TO BELIEVE SO THAT HE COULD HAVE A LITTLE PIECE ON THE SIDE. JAKE: I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE ONE OF YOUR HIGH HEELS AND STICK IT RIGHT UP -- CINDY: ACTUALLY, THE CHEAP BASTARD, HE'D NEVER COUGH UP THE SETTLEMENT I WANTED, SO WE STAYED MARRIED. I'M CONTESTING THE WILL. OH, DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY. IF KIRKLAND'S A GOOD BOY AND PUTS AWAY ALL OF HIS BUTTERFLY NETS, I'M SURE HE'LL GET A NICE ALLOWANCE. VICKY: YOU VICIOUS, LYING, BLACKMAILING WITCH. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU. JAKE: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU'RE DIVORCED FROM GRANT, ALL RIGHT? CINDY: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR. VICKY: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE THREW YOU OUT. YOU WERE RUNNING ALL OVER TOWN MOOCHING OFF OF ANYBODY WHO -- GARY. JAKE: WHAT A PIECE OF WORK YOU ARE. WHAT A PIECE OF WORK TO TURN ON YOUR ONLY FRIEND SO YOU COULD SAVE YOUR STILETTOED BUTT AND GRAB SOME CASH. CINDY: THAT'S NOT TRUE. JAKE: OH, IT'S NOT TRUE? YOU GOT TO ADMIT, CINDY, IT SOUNDS KIND OF CONVENIENT, DOESN'T IT? YOU GET BROUGHT IN FOR QUESTIONING IN A MURDER, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU REMEMBER YOUR DRUNKEN FRIEND KILLED A HUBBY. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU REMEMBER, "HEY, YOU KNOW, ME AND HUBBY, WE AIN'T DIVORCED." JUDGE WALKER: OH, I THINK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THE WILL STANDS. GOOD NIGHT. CINDY: YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO UNLOAD YOU, TOO! YOU AIN'T GOING TO BE NOBODY'S EXECUTOR! MY LAWYERS WILL BE IN TOUCH. JAKE: NO, NO, NO. YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN. THINK YOU'RE DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR KIRKLAND'S INHERITANCE. CINDY: I JUST WANT WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE. VICKY: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO GET THAT, HUH, CINDY? HMM? JAKE: WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU GET GARY ALL LIQUORED UP? BECAUSE IF HE MURDERED GRANT, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU PUT HIM UP TO IT. VICKY: WHICH WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE YOU AN ACCESSORY, I THINK. JAKE: YES. GOOD. CINDY: I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE ONES WHO ARE DELUSIONAL. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. JAKE: NO WAY -- NO WAY GARY MURDERED GRANT. I MEAN, WHAT'S HE GET OUT OF IT? VICKY: NOTHING, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE SATISFACTION OF A JOB WELL DONE. CINDY, ON THE OTHER HAND, STANDS TO BECOME A VERY WEALTHY WOMAN. ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? JAKE: THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT STANDS BETWEEN CINDY AND THAT MONEY. VICKY: KIRKLAND. CINDY! FELICIA: THERE ISN'T ANY WAY THAT SERGEI COULD STAY IN THIS COUNTRY? MAN: NO. HE'S ALREADY HAD A HEARING. AT THIS POINT, SHORT OF MARRYING A U.S. CITIZEN, THERE'S NOT MUCH HE CAN DO. FELICIA: I SEE. MAN: IF YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS, THE BEST THING WOULD BE FOR YOU TO COOPERATE. FELICIA: YES, OF COURSE. I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE'RE FRIENDS. BUT AT THIS MOMENT, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. MAN: THE LAW HAS GOT STIFF PENALTIES FOR HARBORING A FUGITIVE, MA'AM -- FINES, POSSIBLE JAIL TIME. FELICIA: YES, OF COURSE. I UNDERSTAND ALL THAT. FELICIA: SERGEI. I COULD JUST THROTTLE YOU. [MUSIC PLAYS] ANNE: I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOUR FIANCEE. SHE LOOKED DIFFERENT BEFORE. SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. CASS: OBVIOUSLY HER EX-HUSBAND FEELS THE SAME WAY. ANNE: PLEASE, I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ANOTHER CONFRONTATION TODAY. CASS: WELL, IT'S NO GREAT CATASTROPHE, IS IT? I MEAN, IT'S A FRIENDLY DIVORCE. LILA AND I WERE GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT DANCING, BUT I GOT THE CALL FROM THE POLICE STATION. ANNE: OH -- CASS: NO, NO, NO, IT'S OK. AND MATT OBVIOUSLY CAME DOWN AND GUILTED HER INTO -- ANNE: THEY LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE? THAT IS FRIENDLY. CASS: IT'S COMPLICATED. ANNE: ABOUT AS COMPLICATED AS EXPLAINING HAVING DINNER WITH THE SPITTING IMAGE OF YOUR DECEASED WIFE. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'M UP FOR THAT TONIGHT. AND COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS PLACE IS PROBABLY CRAWLING WITH PEOPLE YOU KNOW. CASS: COME TO THINK OF IT, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. YEAH, LET'S GO. SINGER: DON'T FALL IN LOVE OOH LILA: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP. ANNE: YOU NEVER KNOW HOW GOOD FOOD CAN TASTE UNTIL YOU HAVEN'T HAD SOME IN A WHILE. CASS: I WASN'T SURE WE WERE GOING TO GET TO THE FOOD PART WITH ALL THE SURVEILLANCE WE HAD TO DO BEFORE COMING IN. ANNE: WHEN I WAS IN HERE BEFORE, THIS PLACE WAS FULL OF FRIENDS OF YOURS AND PEOPLE WHO KNEW HER. CASS: FRANKIE. I'VE BEEN SELFISH. I'VE BEEN THINKING OF MYSELF, AND I'VE PUT YOU IN A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION HERE. I APOLOGIZE. ANNE: DON'T. I ADMIRE THE WAY YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY. CASS: I COULDN'T LET CHARLIE SEE YOU. SHE'S AT A DELICATE STAGE. SHE'S PREADOLESCENT. SHE MISSES HER MOTHER TERRIBLY. ANNE: THEY MUST HAVE BEEN VERY CLOSE. CASS: FRANKIE DOTED ON CHARLIE, AND CHARLIE ADORED HER MOTHER. OCCASIONALLY WHEN I FORGET MYSELF AND I WALK INTO HER ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING, I FIND HER READING TO HERSELF. SHE'S READING THIS STORY THAT FRANKIE USED TO READ TO HER. IT'S CALLED "MR. POPPER'S PENGUINS." I MEAN, SHE'S TOO OLD FOR IT NOW, BUT SHE READS IT TO HERSELF, ANYWAY. FOR COMFORT, I GUESS. I'M STARTING TO FEEL MAUDLIN. I DON'T MEAN TO. ANNE: THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. CASS: SO, WHERE WERE YOU HEADED? ANNE: WHEREVER A FULL TANK OF GAS CAN GET ME. CASS: OH, ONE OF THOSE WELL-PLANNED-OUT TRIPS, HUH? SO, YOU GOT A JOB LINED UP? FRIENDS? A WAY TO START OVER? ANNE: I THOUGHT BAY CITY WAS GOING TO BE A PLACE TO MAKE A FRESH START, BUT THINGS WERE DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED, CERTAINLY. MY BAD KARMA AT WORK. CASS: SORRY. ANNE: I'M A BIG GIRL. MAYBE FATE HAD A REASON FOR KEEPING ME IN BAY CITY. CASS: WELL, IT'S ON MY ACCOUNT THAT YOU'RE LEAVING. HOW MUCH COULD YOU USE? ANNE: YOU'RE PAYING ME TO LEAVE TOWN? THANKS, BUT I CAN WORK THIS OUT FOR MYSELF. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU. LILA: MATT, LOOK, WE'VE SIGNED THE DIVORCE PAPERS. WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. A NIGHT ON THE TOWN ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE THAT. MATT: WHOA, WAIT. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CHANGING THAT? LILA: COME ON. DINNER, CHAMPAGNE, DANCING, DIPPING. WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? MATT: LISTEN, WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER. WE'VE NEVER BEEN OUT FOR AN EVENING TOGETHER. I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE OVERDUE. LILA: DON'T KID A KIDDER, OK? IT'S GETTING LATE. I WANT TO GO HOME. SERGEI: FELICIA, THIS IS MY STUFF THAT YOU'RE THROWING OUT. FELICIA: YEAH -- FIRST YOUR THINGS AND THEN YOU. SERGEI: PLEASE. WHAT, DOES THIS MEAN THAT WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET MARRIED? FELICIA: YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME. YOU DON'T! YOU PROBABLY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S BEHIND ABOUT YOUR MUSIC, EITHER, DO YOU? SERGEI: FELICIA, PLEASE, I ADORE YOU. FELICIA: OH, YOU ADORE YOUR GREEN CARD. BY MARRYING ME, YOU BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN, AND THEN IMMIGRATION IS OFF YOUR BACK. SERGEI: IMMIGRATION? FELICIA: YEAH. THEY WERE HERE. GUESS WHAT -- YOUR VISA EXPIRED. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SO HAS OUR TIME TOGETHER. GET OUT. SERGEI: PLEASE, FELICIA, I CAN EXPLAIN! FELICIA -- FELICIA: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. I'M NOBODY'S STOOGE. SERGEI: "STOOGE"? FELICIA: YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I AM. THAT'S ME, ALL RIGHT. I GIVE UP MY PROFESSIONAL REPUTATION FOR A TWO-BIT CON ARTIST. SERGEI: "CON ARTIST"? FELICIA: YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. EVERY BIT. SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS A PERMIT TO STAY IN THIS COUNTRY AND WILL DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO GET IT. SERGEI: WHAT, SO YOU THINK THAT I ASKED TO MARRY YOU JUST TO BE CITIZEN? FELICIA: BOY, I KNOW SO. SERGEI: OK, WELL, MAYBE, BUT THIS IS AFTER I'M FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. FELICIA: HONEY, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS IF IT KICKED YOU IN THE BABUSHKA. SERGEI: BUT I ASK YOU TO MARRY ME THE OTHER DAY AT LUCKY LADY, BUT YOU PLAY IT OFF AS JOKE, SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? FELICIA: OH. OOH. SO IT'S WHEN THE I.N.S. SHOWS UP -- JUST, WHAT, PUTS YOU RIGHT IN THE MOOD, DOESN'T IT? SERGEI: WELL -- FELICIA: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAD TO DEFEND YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS -- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO COUNT THE TIMES -- AND THAT I HAD TO ASK MY PROFESSIONAL CONTACTS TO TRY AND HELP YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND THAT I HAD TO PUT UP WITH YOUR TEMPERAMENTAL FITS AND YOUR -- YOUR TOTAL UNRELIABILITY. BUT THE WORST PART IS I TRUSTED YOU. SERGEI: FELICIA, I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS UNWORTHY. BUT IF YOU'LL JUST MARRY ME, I CAN MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS UNHAPPINESS. FELICIA: YOU REALLY DON'T GET THIS, DO YOU? NOT AT ALL. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT BEING ILLEGAL. BUT WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU, YOU LIED TO YOURSELF ABOUT YOUR PASSION AND YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR ART. BECAUSE, YOU SEE, WHEN AN ARTIST DECEIVES HIMSELF, HE'S LOST EVERYTHING. HE'S LOST THE ABILITY TO SEE THE TRUTH. SERGEI: I'M VERY SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY. FELICIA: I AM, TOO, BUT I -- WHOA -- I DO. SERGEI: MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE LITTLE MOUSE AND IT COULD REMIND YOU OF THE TIMES THAT I MAKE YOU FOR TO SMILE. FELICIA: GOOD-BYE, SERGEI. ANNE: I AM TRYING VERY HARD TO SALVAGE THE LAST OF MY SELF-RESPECT UNDER VERY TRYING CIRCUMSTANCES. CASS: LOOK, YOU CAN'T LEAVE TOWN UNTIL THE CHARGES ARE DROPPED, SO WHY DON'T YOU COME TO WORK FOR ME? ANNE: DIDN'T WE DO THAT ALREADY? CASS: BUT NOT AS A CLEANING LADY. I MEAN AS A PARALEGAL. YOU SAID YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WORKING IN A LAW OFFICE, AND I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. ANNE: AND WHAT ABOUT MY FACE? CASS: WELL, IF YOU WORK NIGHTS, I WON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT VERY MUCH. ANNE: AND WHAT WILL FELICIA SAY? CASS: I'LL HANDLE FELICIA. ANNE: AND CHARLIE? CASS: TRY TO KEEP AWAY FROM HER. HEY, IT PAYS BETTER THAN CLEANING. ANNE: I COULD USE THE MONEY. CASS: WHO KNOWS -- MAYBE YOUR NEXT CAR WILL BE LEGIT. ANNE: YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE, DON'T YOU? CASS: YEAH. BUT, REALLY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU. ANNE: ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. CASS: YOU'RE WELCOME. MATT: I FOUND OUT WHY JASMINE WAS SO -- OH, I'M -- SORRY. LILA: OH -- MATT: I -- LILA: NO, THAT'S OK. MATT: NO. LILA: NO, NO, REALLY. MATT: I SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED AND -- LILA: NO, REALLY, IT'S OK. MATT: NO, NO, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT -- I'M SORRY. LILA: REALLY, MATTHEW. I MEAN, YOU AND I -- WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER. MATT: YEAH. LILA: AND WE BROUGHT HER INTO THE WORLD TOGETHER. THERE AREN'T MANY SECRETS AFTER AT. WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE SAYING? MATT: OH -- I FOUND THE PROBLEM. IT WAS THE BOTTLE. LILA: OH, THE BOTTLE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BOTTLE? MATT: WELL, THE HOLE WAS PLUGGED UP. LILA: OH, NO. MATT: YEAH. LILA: POOR BABY. AND THIS WHOLE TIME, I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING. MATT: YEAH. LILA: SHE WASN'T GETTING ENOUGH TO EAT. MATT: NO. YEAH. I CALLED THE PEDIATRICIAN BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK SHE'S EATING ENOUGH, AND THE NURSE SAID TO PUT YOU ON THE PHONE -- THE MOTHER -- AS IF WHAT I HAD TO SAY WASN'T RELIABLE ENOUGH. LILA: WELL, SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE RELIABLE. MATT: THAT'S RIGHT. AND I ASKED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT, AND SHE ASKED ABOUT YOUR SCHEDULE, NOT MINE, AS IF I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THERE. LILA: OK. WHEN'S THE APPOINTMENT? MATT: NEXT THURSDAY. LILA: OK. MATT: HOPE THAT'S OK. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE. LILA: YEP. PERFECT. MATT: WE COULD GO TOGETHER. YOU KNOW, MAYBE TAKE JASMINE TO THE CAROUSEL IN THE PARK AFTERWARDS. LILA: WHY DON'T WE WAIT ON THAT? YOU KNOW, THE WEATHER AND ALL. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. MATT: YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S BETTER. YEAH, OK. LILA: I WAS GOING TO -- MATT: YEAH, YOU WERE GETTING READY FOR BED. LILA: YEAH. MATT: ALL RIGHT. LISTEN -- I'M -- ABOUT TONIGHT -- LILA: LOOK, MATT -- MATT: NO, LISTEN -- LILA: I'M SORRY THAT I BLEW UP AT YOU LIKE THAT. MATT: NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU WERE RIGHT. IT'S OK. LILA: FRIENDS? MATT: ABSOLUTELY. LILA: GOOD NIGHT. MATT: GOOD NIGHT. CINDY: AH! VICKY: I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU WEREN'T MARRIED TO GRANT. HE TOLD ME SO. CINDY: OH, HE TOLD YOU SO -- WHICH IS WHY YOU REALLY AREN'T SURE, WHICH IS WHY YOU DRAGGED ME BACK HERE, RIGHT? VICKY: WRONG. CINDY: YOU THINK YOU KNEW GRANT SO WELL. YOU THINK ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PARADE YOUR POSTERIOR IN FRONT OF HIS FACE AND HE WOULD FOLLOW YOU BLINDLY. WELL, SIS, YOU WERE WRONG. YOU WERE SO WRONG. HE PLAYED YOU LIKE A SONG. BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE RISK YOU TAKE WHEN THE CURRENCY IS SEX. SO, TELL ME, VIC, WHAT'S THE GOING RATE THESE DAYS, HUH? HOW GREAT A PRICE DID YOU PAY TO PRESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS FAMILY, HMM? AH, WELL, I GUESS THE TRUTH DOES HURT. VICKY: OK, YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. UP UNTIL NOW, I'VE BEEN YOUR TARGET, WHICH HAS BEEN ANNOYING. BUT JAKE AND I LET A NUMBER OF THINGS SLIDE BECAUSE, FRANKLY, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE NUTS. I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN GRANT'S ESTATE AND YOU IS KIRKLAND. AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A HAND ON MY SON, YOU WILL CURSE THE DAY YOU EVER GOT IN MY WAY. OK? [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.]