[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] JAKE: YOU KNOW, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE GAMES. I MEAN, HOW MUCH LONGER AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS? VICKY: DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. JAKE: OH, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TALK TO YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT, THEN? VICKY: WHAT DO I WANT? JAKE: WHAT DO YOU WANT? VICKY: I'D LIKE A LITTLE SPACE. JAKE: "SPACE." THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT? YOU GOT IT. YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SPACE YOU WANT. AND WHEN YOU START ACTING LIKE A WIFE, I'LL BE AT THE BAR. VICKY: "ACTING LIKE A WIFE"? JAKE: ACTING LIKE A WIFE. VICKY: MM-HMM. FINE. JAKE: FINE. VICKY: FINE. JAKE: FINE. MM-HMM. FINE. GRANT: I WONDER IF SHE'S ALL RIGHT. CINDY: WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU COULDN'T HURT HER WITH A BASEBALL BAT. GRANT, I'M STILL IN THE ROOM. YOU WANT TO FORGET ABOUT HER FOR JUST ONE SECOND? GRANT: EXCUSE ME A MINUTE. CINDY: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING? GRANT: OH, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD USE A FRIEND. CINDY: WELL, LET HER FIND ONE, THEN. YOU'RE NOT HER FRIEND, AND SHE IS NOT YOURS. GRANT: NOW, NOW, NOW, DON'T PROJECT. IT'S VERY UNBECOMING. GRANT: CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? VICKY: UH, SURE. JAKE: OK, VICKY. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. LILA: I LOVE YOU, CASS WINTHROP. CASS: OH, LILA. WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING. LILA: OH, CASS. MATT: HEY. LILA: OH. HEY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE. MATT: WOW, IT'S REALLY RAINING OUT THERE. LILA: YEAH. MATT: LISTEN, I SENT OUT FOR SOME VIDEOS. I THOUGHT WE COULD -- WELL, I HOPE I GOT SOMETHING YOU LIKE. LILA: FUNNY THING, YOU KNOW -- YOU AND I, MARRIED COUPLE WITH A CHILD, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MOVIES I LIKE. MATT: WELL, HERE'S MY CHANCE TO FIND OUT, RIGHT? YOU WANT SOME PIZZA? I COULD ORDER A PIZZA. LILA: MATT, DON'T. DON'T DO THIS. DON'T ACT LIKE WE'RE HAVING SOME KIND OF COZY EVENING ALONE TOGETHER AT HOME. MATT: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? LILA: ACT LIKE WHAT IT IS -- THAT YOU WON'T LET ME OUT THE DOOR WITH MY BABY, AND I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT HER. THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY MAKE FOR SOME KIND OF BANG-UP NIGHT. MATT: YOU SAID YOU WANTED US TO BE A FAMILY FOR JASMINE. NOW THAT WE ARE, I DON'T TAKE THAT LIGHTLY. I MEAN, I'M NOT ABOUT TO WALK OUT ON MY RESPONSIBILITIES BECAUSE THIS MARRIAGE -- LILA: IS NOT A MARRIAGE. MATT, I MEAN, YOU EVEN SAID THAT YOURSELF. IT'S NOT A MARRIAGE. MATT: IT CAN BE A MARRIAGE. I MEAN, IT CAN WORK. WE JUST HAVE TO TRY. LILA: NO. NO, IT CAN'T WORK. I'M IN LOVE WITH CASS. AND SOONER OR LATER, MATT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REALIZE THAT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LET US GO. MATT: YOU CAN GO WHENEVER YOU WANT. BUT JASMINE STAYS HERE. JORDAN: YOU'RE WORKING LATE THIS EVENING. MARGARET: JUST TRYING TO KEEP OUR HEADS ABOVE WATER -- OR AT LEAST ABOVE THE PILE OF LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT HAVE COME FLOODING IN. JORDAN: OH? MARGARET: YEAH, SUBPOENAS, ORDERS OF PROTECTION -- YOU NAME IT, WE'VE BEEN SLAPPED WITH IT. JORDAN: WINTHROP AND MONTGOMERY. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED. THAT MAN'S BEEN TROUBLE SINCE THE BEGINNING. WELL, NOTHING LASTS FOREVER. MARGARET: AND WHO'S THAT? JORDAN: HMM. FRANKIE. MR. WINTHROP'S DEAR DEPARTED WIFE. MARGARET: DEPARTED? SHE LOOKS ALIVE AND WELL TO ME. MATT: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT CASS. AND IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT. LILA: NO. NO, IT'S NOT. MATT, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. MATT: YEAH, IT DOES. LILA: NO. MATT: BECAUSE IF I WAS A BETTER HUSBAND TO YOU, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO TURN TO SOMEONE ELSE. LILA: I DIDN'T TURN TO HIM. MATT: LISTEN, I WANT TO BE THE MAN THAT YOU TURN TO. JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE. LILA: I LOVE HIM. THAT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE. MATT: YOU THINK YOU LOVE HIM BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US A CHANCE. I MEAN, IF WE NEED COUNSELING, WE'LL GET COUNSELING. LILA: "COUNSELING." COUNSELING ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT HIM, MATT. MATT: LISTEN, WE MADE A SERIOUS COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER, TO OUR CHILD. YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT THAT? IT'S A FIGHT YOU CAN'T WIN. LILA: WHAT, ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MATT: LILA, I WOULD NEVER THREATEN YOU. BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT JASMINE IS STAYING HERE WITH ME. LILA: AND WHAT ABOUT ME? MATT: I WANT YOU HERE. BUT YOU'RE FREE TO GO. LILA: WHILE YOU FIGHT FOR SOLE CUSTODY, RIGHT? MATT: I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT. LISTEN -- LISTEN. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN YOU CALM DOWN, WHEN YOU LOOK AT EVERYTHING, YOU'LL REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT LOVE YOU'RE FEELING FOR CASS. IT'S -- IT'S CONFUSION. IT'S -- IT WAS A KISS. A TOUCH. IT HAPPENS. YOU GET SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET. I MEAN, YOU WERE PROBABLY STANDING JUST INCHES AWAY, JUST LIKE THIS. AND YOU WEREN'T THINKING. I CAN SEE HOW THAT COULD HAPPEN. LILA: YOU CAN? MATT: YES. AND I CAN SEE HOW IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN. WITH ME. LILA: WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. MATT: WHAT'S GOING ON? LILA: NO. WAIT. WAIT! PLEASE WAIT. MATT: LILA -- LILA: MATT, I -- I THOUGHT I SAW SOMEONE. MATT: WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S GONE NOW. COME ON. BACK INSIDE. LILA: OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW? JORDAN: CASS WINTHROP HAS INTERFERED FAR TOO MANY TIMES AS IT IS. BUT ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO COME TO AN END. MARGARET: YOU FOUND A WAY TO STOP HIM? JORDAN: EVERYONE HAS THEIR VULNERABLE PLACE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONCENTRATE AND YOU'LL FIND IT. THERE'S NO LIMIT TO THE POWER OF THE HUMAN MIND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT. MARGARET: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? JORDAN: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DEATH? IT'S ALL SCIENTIFIC, REALLY. IF MATTER CAN BE NEITHER CREATED NOR DESTROYED, BUT ONLY CHANGED INTO A DIFFERENT FORM -- MARGARET: WELL, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY -- RAISE THE DEAD? JORDAN: NOT MY WORDS, NO. BUT FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. GRANT: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? VICKY: OH, YEAH. PEACHY. CAN'T YOU TELL? GRANT: IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? VICKY: NO, I -- THANK YOU, I CAN HANDLE IT. I JUST -- I SHOT MY MOUTH OFF. HE GOT MAD. IT'S JUST A LITTLE SPAT. I CAN HANDLE IT. THAT'S ALL. GRANT: DOESN'T GIVE HIM THE RIGHT TO BERATE YOU IN A PUBLIC PLACE. VICKY: OH, PLEASE. PLEASE, JUST GIVE HIM A BREAK, OK? HE SPENT WEEKS WORRYING ABOUT ME, WONDERING IF I WAS GOING TO BE OK. I MEAN -- IN A WAY, IT'S KIND OF LIKE PART OF HIM HASN'T RECOVERED YET. GRANT: HOW DO YOU MEAN? VICKY: I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE HE'S TREATING ME LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF FRAGILE CREATURE, YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M GOING TO BREAK. THAT IS NOT ME, YOU KNOW? GRANT: BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. VICKY: I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE HE'S HOLDING ME HOSTAGE. GRANT: HAVE YOU TRIED EXPLAINING THAT TO HIM? VICKY: TRIED AND FAILED. YOU SAW HOW HE REACTED. GRANT: LIKE HE DID JUST NOW. VICKY: I MEAN, I KNOW HE LOVES ME. HE WAS SCARED TO DEATH FOR ME. AND IT IS NORMAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE SOME KIND OF A REACTION WHEN I CAME HOME. GRANT: HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE BACK AND HEALTHY. IF THE MAN HAD ANY SENSE, HE'D CELEBRATE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. VICKY: BUT IT'S NOT ALL HIS FAULT. I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S NOT FAIR OF ME TO ASK HIM TO BE THE SAME MAN RIGHT NOW. I DON'T KNOW. I JUST -- I NEED SOMEBODY TO TALK TO, SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS WHAT I'M FEELING, WHAT I NEED. I DON'T KNOW. GRANT: YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME. VICKY: OH, I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THAT. I COULDN'T. JAKE: OK, VICKY. ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. CINDY: EXCUSE ME, JAKE. UH -- JAKE: SORRY. I JUST THINK THAT'S THE LAST PLACE YOU NEED TO BE RIGHT NOW. VICKY: THANK YOU. CINDY: I SAID EXCUSE ME -- EXCUSE ME. JAKE: SUIT YOURSELF. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU WANT TO THROW YOURSELF AT A GUY WHO'S DRIPPING SYMPATHY OVER ANOTHER WOMAN? THAT'S FINE. CINDY: THAT'S YOUR WIFE HE'S DRIPPING ON. JAKE: DON'T REMIND ME. NOW, YOU WANT TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. WELL, DO YOU WANT TO STAND WHILE THE TRAFFIC ACCIDENT HAPPENS, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK? GRANT IS TAKING CARE OF HER. WHY DON'T YOU LET SOMEBODY TAKE CARE OF YOU? CINDY: YEAH. YEAH, WHY DON'T I. GRANT: YOU KNOW, OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS ALWAYS BEEN DIFFICULT AT BEST. VICKY: A MINEFIELD. GRANT: BUT I ALWAYS HOPED THAT WE COULD SOMEHOW MOVE BEYOND THAT. VICKY: WELL, YEAH. YEAH. FOR KIRKLAND'S SAKE. GRANT: I ALWAYS HOPED THAT YOU COULD SEE ME LIKE KIRKLAND SEES ME. BECAUSE I'M A GOOD FATHER. VICKY: WELL, I KNOW YOU ARE. KIRKLAND ADORES YOU. GRANT: AND I'M A GOOD MAN. I AM. I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I COULD BE SOMEBODY YOU COULD TURN TO BECAUSE I PROMISE YOU YOU WOULDN'T REGRET IT. JAKE: SO WOULD YOU LIKE A COSMOPOLITAN? THEY'RE CUTE, SOPHISTICATED, AND THEY PACK A PUNCH, JUST LIKE YOU. CINDY: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? JAKE: I DON'T KNOW, YOU JUST LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A DRINK, THAT'S ALL. I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH. MAKE IT A DOUBLE. CINDY: SO WHAT HAPPENED? JAKE: TO WHAT? CINDY: YOU AND VICKY? JAKE: NOPE. YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK, THAT'S FINE, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND CRY INTO MY SCOTCH. CINDY: OK. WHATEVER. JAKE: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. GRANT, WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU PULLING? VICKY: JAKE, GRANT WAS JUST TRYING TO -- JAKE: I KNOW WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO. YOU TRY IT AGAIN, AND I'LL KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT. GRANT: SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH. JAKE: LET'S GO HOME NOW. VICKY: YOU'RE CREATING A SCENE. JAKE: LET'S GO NOW. GRANT: NO, COME ON. WAIT A MINUTE. JAKE: IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'LL STAY OUT OF THIS. VICKY: SORRY, GRANT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. GRANT: ANYTIME. ANYTIME. CINDY: "ANYTIME"? WHAT DID YOU DO -- DRY HER EYES, BLOW HER NOSE? THAT'S TOUCHING. THAT'S SO TOUCHING I COULD PUKE. GRANT: I SHOWED HER SOME CONSIDERATION. SHE'S IN NEED. CINDY: YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME AND WHAT I NEED? I NEED DINNER. GRANT: I'VE LOST MY APPETITE. BUT DON'T LET ME STOP YOU. [THUNDER] [TELEPHONE RINGS] LILA: OH, CASS. COME ON, PICK UP. MATT: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? LILA: YES, YES, YES. YOU KNOW HOW JUMPY I GET DURING A STORM. HI, SWEETHEART. HEY. HOW'S MAMA'S LITTLE GIRL? MATT: WELL, SHE HAD HER BATH AND BOTTLE. NOW SHE'S READY TO SLEEP. LILA: OH, GOOD. WELL, I'LL TAKE HER UP. MATT: ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO TAKE HER AND PUT HER IN MY ROOM TONIGHT. LILA: WHY WOULD YOU PUT HER IN YOUR ROOM? WHAT'S THE MATTER? ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU DON'T TRUST ME? MATT: OF COURSE I TRUST YOU. IT'S JUST THAT IF SOMEONE'S LURKING OUT ON THE TERRACE, I'D FEEL BETTER IF SHE'S WITH ME TONIGHT. LILA: SHE'LL BE FINE WITH ME, MATT. MATT: LISTEN, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, HMM? WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, AREN'T WE? LILA: YES, OF COURSE WE ARE. MATT: WELL, THEN GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. THINK ABOUT OUR FUTURE. LILA: SWEETHEART. YOU SLEEP TIGHT. MAMA LOVES YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. AND I WILL SEE YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. MATT: LISTEN, ABOUT THAT KISS EARLIER -- I KNOW IT DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. BUT THINGS WILL CHANGE. THEY WILL. LILA: MATT -- MATT: I KNOW WHAT I WANT. LILA: WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM AT LUMINA? [TELEPHONE RINGS] LILA: COME ON, CASS. PLEASE. CASS: HELLO? LILA: CASS. HI. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU, BUT I KEEP GETTING THAT INFERNAL ANSWERING MACHINE, AND -- CASS: YEAH, I KNOW. LILA: WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP? CASS: YOU KNOW WHY. I SAW YOU KISS HIM. LILA: CASS, HE KISSED ME. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO, HONEST. CASS: WELL, YOU DIDN'T TRY TOO HARD TO STOP HIM. LILA: THE ONLY REASON I'M IN THIS HOUSE IS BECAUSE OF JASMINE. I LOVE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? I LOVE YOU. CASS: BUT WHEN YOU CAN'T BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, HONEY, LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH. LILA: OH. STOP IT, WILL YOU? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A JEALOUS FOOL. YOU KNOW THAT? CASS: GOOD-BYE, MRS. CORY. LILA: CASS. CASS? CA-- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. FINE, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY IT. THAT'S FINE WITH ME. [THUNDER] LILA: OK, LILA. IT'S ONLY THUNDER. YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN DO THIS. GRANT: DID YOU ENJOY YOURSELF TONIGHT? CINDY: OH, WATCHING YOU MAKE AN IDIOT OF YOURSELF FAWNING OVER VICKY -- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD TIME. GRANT: YOU KNOW, I'M FULLY RECOVERED. THERE'S NO REASON THAT YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO THAT ROOM OF YOURS IN THE -- WHAT IS IT, THE -- PIANO FACTORY. CINDY: IT'S RENTED. BESIDES, WHO'D STOP YOU FROM MAKING AN IDIOT OF YOURSELF? GRANT: WELL, MY PRESENCE WASN'T EXACTLY UNWELCOME, AS YOU AND YOUR NEW DRINKING COMPANION COULD TELL. CINDY: GROW UP. GRANT, THIS IS VICKY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT -- THE WOMAN WHO'S ALWAYS TRYING TO PUT YOU IN JAIL? IF SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND, THEN SOMETHING'S WRONG. GRANT: YOU KNOW, THIS JEALOUSY OF YOURS IS REALLY -- CINDY: NO, LISTEN. I'M THE ONE TRYING TO KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL, YOU MORON. GRANT: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME WORRYING ABOUT ME AND VICTORIA AND MORE TIME WORRYING ABOUT WHAT YOU LACK. CINDY: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED. GRANT: I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. CINDY: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? GRANT: IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, WE'RE NO LONGER MARRIED. SO WHY DON'T YOU USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PACK. CINDY: HEY, I NURSED YOU BACK TO HEALTH. I'M THE REASON THAT YOU'RE EVEN ON YOUR FEET TO WALK OUT THE DOOR. GRANT: OH. HAVE I FAILED TO THANK YOU? HAVE I FAILED TO PAY YOU? THERE'S NO NEED TO BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK. CINDY: GRANT -- GRANT. OH, COME ON. LILA: I HATE STORMS. NOBODY KNOWS THAT BETTER THAN YOU, CASS. AND IF YOU CLOSE THIS DOOR, I SWEAR I WILL KICK IT IN. YOU HAD BETTER LISTEN AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD. CASS: YOU'RE PRETTY HARD TO RESIST WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW. LILA: CASS. YOU HUNG UP ON ME. CASS: LILA, I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR EVENING. LILA: BEFORE MATT KISSED ME, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT JASMINE -- HOW HE WOULD NEVER LET HER GO, AND HOW IF I FOUGHT HIM THAT I WOULD LOSE, CASS. HE WAS BASICALLY TALKING ABOUT TAKING MY BABY AWAY FROM ME. AND HE'S SO LUMINIZED, I'M AFRAID HE MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT. CASS: THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO MOVE OUT, BUT I CERTAINLY DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO START PLAYING HOUSE WITH HIM AS SOON AS I TURNED MY BACK. LILA: I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TOUCH ME, CASS. HONEST, I DIDN'T. IT'S JUST THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THINGS ANY WORSE. HE WANTED TO KISS ME, AND I KNEW THAT HE WOULD STOP THERE, SO I JUST LET HIM. I'M SORRY. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY BABY. YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T TAKE THAT AGAIN. YOU KNOW IT. CASS: LILA, YOU DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO. LILA: I AM. AND THAT IS WHY I CAME HERE TO SEE YOU. DON'T YOU SEE THAT MATT MAY NOT EVEN LET ME BACK IN THAT DOOR IF HE KNOWS I'M HERE? CASS: WELL, THEN YOU JUST -- WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME. LILA: CASS, I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. YOU HAVE GOT TO KNOW THAT. CASS: I THOUGHT I DID. LILA: WHAT CAN I DO TO PROVE IT TO YOU? WHAT CAN I DO? LILA: FINE. FINE, THEN. NO MORE WORDS. JORDAN: "MARY FRANCES FRAME WINTHROP. LOVE IS AS STRONG AS DEATH." SOON YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE HAUNTED AS I HAVE BEEN HAUNTED, MR. WINTHROP -- HAUNTED BY LOVE, ALL-CONSUMING, EVERLASTING LOVE. VICKY: HONEY, I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU, EVEN IF IT IS FOR A GOOD REASON. JAKE: OK, IT'S DONE. WE'LL LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR. HOW'S THAT? VICKY: GOOD. UNTIL NEXT TIME. KIRKLAND: MOM AND JAKE! VICKY: HEY, GUYS. JAKE: HEY, GUYS. STEVEN: NANA SAID WE COULD WATCH A VIDEO WHEN YOU GOT HOME. JAKE: THANKS, NANA. KIRKLAND: AND EAT POPCORN, TOO. VICKY: IS THAT RIGHT. JAKE: POPCORN AND A VIDEO. VICKY: ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO MAKE THE POPCORN. YOU PICK THE MOVIES. JAKE: GO PICK A VIDEO. GO, GO, GO, GO. [FRENCH ACCENT] YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE POPCORN? VICKY: [FRENCH ACCENT] THIS I CAN DO. JAKE: [NORMAL VOICE] NO, NO, STAND BACK. SET IT DOWN. LET THE EXPERT DO IT. I'LL SHOW YOU. YOU SEE, THE THING THAT MOST PEOPLE NEVER FIGURE OUT IS POPCORN IS ALL IN THE WRIST. YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW TO USE IT. LIKE THIS. THERE YOU GO. VICKY: [NORMAL VOICE] JAKE. OH, THAT'S GREAT. STEVEN: NICE MOVE. VICKY: COULD YOU SHOW ME HOW THAT GOES AGAIN? JAKE: THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. LAUGH. AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING SO MUCH THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE A MOVIE OR EAT ANY POPCORN. YOU'RE GOING TO -- VICKY: NO, COME ON. THAT'S -- JAKE: LISTEN TO A GHOST STORY. KIRKLAND: YEAH! VICKY: A GHOST STORY. A GHOST STORY? THEY'LL NEVER GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT. PLEASE, NOT A GHOST STORY. KIRKLAND: YEAH, PLEASE. STEVEN: OH, MOM, COME ON. VICKY: OH, ALL RIGHT. ONE GHOST STORY. GO GET THE BLANKETS AND THE PILLOWS AND EVERYTHING ELSE. JAKE: GET THE BLANKETS AND THE PILLOWS. VICKY: UM -- LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING. IF I COULD JUST SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME WITH GRANT -- JAKE: DON'T THINK. DON'T START. VICKY: BUT EVERYTHING'S STARTING TO WORK OUT, FALL INTO PLACE. AND I REALLY THINK IF I -- JAKE: LISTEN TO ME. EVERYTHING STARTS TO FALL INTO PLACE UNTIL IF FALLS APART WITH YOU. VICKY: OH, COME ON. [THUNDER] VICKY: JAKE, THAT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE. LET'S GO HAVE FUN. COME ON. HEY, GUYS. JAKE: OK, OK. GATHER ROUND. LISTEN UP. LISTEN UP. IT'S STORY TIME. KIRKLAND: NO. VICKY: OK, STOP IT. GO. JAKE: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS IS THE STORY OF THE RAZOR-TOOTHED, HOOK-HANDED VINDA VASHA. ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A STORMY NIGHT JUST LIKE THIS NIGHT, THERE WAS A FAMILY -- [THUNDER] JAKE: JUST LIKE OURS. THEY LIVED IN A COTTAGE LIKE THIS. ALL THEY COULD HEAR WAS THE WIND RIPPING AT THE WINDOWS AND THE RAIN TEARING AT THE ROOF. AND OUT OF THE SILENCE THEY HEARD FOOTSTEPS -- THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. AND A LOUD, RASPY VOICE THAT SAYS, "I'M THE VINDA VASHA AND I'M ON YOUR FIRST STEP." THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. "I'M THE VINDA VASHA AND I'M ON YOUR SECOND STEP." KIRKLAND: OH, NO! STEVEN: HE'S GETTING CLOSER. JAKE: BUT NOTHING COULD SAVE US. NOTHING COULD SAVE US BECAUSE THE VINDA VASHA THEN SAID, "I'M ON YOUR PORCH, I'M AT YOUR DOOR, AND I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A FAMILY OF FOUR." THEN -- THERE WERE THREE LOUD KNOCKS! VICKY: AAH! [THUNDER] VICKY: JAKE, CUT IT OUT. JAKE: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. VICKY: ALL RIGHT, GO GET A FLASHLIGHT. I DON'T LIKE THIS. STEVEN: IT'S THE VINDA VASHA. JAKE: GUYS, IT'S JUST A STORM, OK? THERE'S NOBODY WHO HAS -- WHO HAS RAZOR TEETH OR A HOOK HAND, AND THERE'S NOBODY ON OUR PORCH. [KNOCK ON DOOR] ALL: AAH! LILA: I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. CASS: I KNOW. I KNOW. LILA: OH, CASS. CASS, YOU'RE ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT, EVERYTHING I EVER DREAM ABOUT. EVERYTHING I -- I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED, NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HAVE. AND NOTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT. RIGHT? CASS: [IMITATING LILA] RIGHT. LILA: AND YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A JEALOUS IDIOT TONIGHT, RIGHT? CASS: [NORMAL VOICE] THERE'S A LOT OF REASONS WHY I DON'T WANT HIM KISSING YOU. LILA: CASS, WHAT HE FEELS FOR ME ISN'T REAL, AND ONE DAY HE'S GOING TO WAKE UP AND SEE IT. AND HE'S GOING TO LET ME AND JASMINE GO. CASS: IF YOU WERE MINE -- LILA: I AM YOURS. I BELONG TO YOU. AND MATT IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT. CASS: BUT UNTIL HE DOES, WHAT IF HE FINDS YOU HERE? LILA: SHH. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. JASMINE IS SAFE. I'M HERE, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT, CASS, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. CASS: GOD, I LOVE YOU, TOO. LILA: DON'T YOU EVER LET ME GO, YOU HEAR? CASS: NEVER. NEVER. LILA: LET ME LOVE YOU, CASS. NOW AND FOREVER. FRANKIE: "LOVE IS AS STRONG AS DEATH." STEVEN and KIRKLAND: AAH! VICKY: IF THESE GUYS ARE UP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE OF THIS GHOST STORY, I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'S GOING TO BE SLEEPING ALONE. BOYS, COME HERE. JAKE: I'LL GET A FLASHLIGHT. STEVEN: MAYBE IT'S THE MAN WITH HOOKS FOR HANDS AND RAZORS FOR TEETH. KIRKLAND: STOP! STEVEN: COMING TO GET US. VICKY: YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW? JAKE: I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL BECAUSE THE SECRET MAGICAL SPELL FOR GETTING RID OF MONSTERS IS THE LIGHT FROM THE MAGIC TORCH. [THUNDER] ALL: AAH! JAKE: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. VICKY: GRANT, SORRY. GRANT: YEAH. VICKY: PLEASE COME IN. STEVEN: IT'S THE MONSTER. VICKY: SORRY ABOUT THAT. GRANT: IT'S OK. KIRKLAND: HI, DAD. GRANT: HI. I WAS DRIVING BY AND I SAW THE LIGHTS FLICKER OUT, AND WITH THE STORM AND EVERYTHING I WAS UPSET, CONCERNED. VICKY: YEAH. GRANT: SO -- JAKE: I WAS JUST TELLING THEM A GHOST STORY. YEAH, YOU SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND THE DEVIL WILL APPEAR. GRANT: AHA. YES. VICKY: IT'S OK. YOU'RE -- PLEASE, YOU'RE WELCOME TO DROP BY ANYTIME. GRANT: OK. WELL, I HAVE THESE ANIMORPH BOOKS. I WON'T STAY LONG, BUT I'VE BEEN CARRYING THEM AROUND IN MY CAR THIS WHOLE TIME. I KNOW KIRKLAND WANTED THOSE, SO -- KIRKLAND: COOL! 24 AND 25! GRANT: THAT'S RIGHT. KIRKLAND: HOW'D YOU KNOW? GRANT: WELL, BECAUSE A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME. VICKY: HOW DID YOU REMEMBER THAT? GRANT: WELL, I REMEMBER THE IMPORTANT THINGS. JAKE: WHY DON'T WE GO GET ANOTHER FLASHLIGHT, GUYS. I MEAN, SOME MONSTERS ARE HARDER TO GET RID OF THAN OTHERS. GO, GO. UP, MEN. VICKY: SORRY ABOUT THAT. GRANT: YEAH. VICKY: JAKE'S BEEN, YOU KNOW, PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME LATELY. GRANT: YOU ALL RIGHT? VICKY: YEAH, YEAH. HEY, THANKS A LOT FOR BRINGING THOSE BOOKS OVER. THAT WAS -- YOU KNOW, KIRKLAND'S REALLY BEEN BUGGING ME ABOUT THOSE. GRANT: WHATEVER HE NEEDS. WHATEVER YOU NEED. JUST -- GIVE ME A CALL. VICKY: THANKS. GRANT: I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON. I'LL SEE YOU. BYE, KIRKLAND. LILA: WHERE'S CHARLIE? CASS: SHE'S SLEEPING OVER AT FELICIA'S. LILA: GOD BLESS FELICIA. CASS: GOD BLESS HER. LILA: WHAT IS IT, CASS? CASS: NOTHING. IT'S NOTHING. LILA: COME ON, TELL ME. CASS: THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED IT TO BE. LILA, I WANT YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, BUT AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH -- I WAS JUST HOPING FOR MORE THAN A BORROWED APARTMENT ON BORROWED TIME. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. LILA: YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL MY LIFE, I HAVE KNOWN THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING AND THE VALUE OF NOTHING. WORRYING ABOUT WHAT EVERYTHING COST OR WHAT EVERYBODY THOUGHT. THAT IS WHY I WANTED TO LIVE IN THAT MANSION ON THE HILL. THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO MARRY MATTHEW -- BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT IF I HAD A FINE NAME AND A LOT OF MONEY THAT I WOULD FINALLY BE HAPPY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I WASN'T. BECAUSE THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD NOTHING AND NO ONE -- WHO WOULD SELL HER SOUL TO CHANGE HER LUCK, CASS -- IS DIFFERENT. IT'S LIKE YOU SAID, YOU KNOW. ALL THE SAPPHIRES IN THE WORLD CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. I'VE CHANGED BECAUSE OF JASMINE AND BECAUSE OF YOU. CASS: ME? LILA: YES. YOU. DON'T YOU SEE? I MEAN, YOU -- YOU MAKE ME FEEL THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL, CASS. YOU MAKE ME DO THINGS THAT I THOUGHT WERE IMPOSSIBLE. YOU KNOW MY HEART AND SOUL, AND YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY. DON'T YOU SEE? YOU GIVE ME HOPE. SO WE DON'T NEED PARIS. OR CHAMPAGNE. WE COULD HAVE TATTERED CLOTHES AND BE ON A DIRT FLOOR AND WE WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT CAN BUY WHAT I FEEL WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES. CASS: OH, GOD. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SAME PERSON ALL OVER AGAIN? LILA: I DON'T KNOW. WANT TO FIND OUT? JAKE: NO, I MEAN IT, VICKY. I MEAN, ALL BETS ARE OFF. THIS THING WITH GRANT HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR. VICKY: WHY, BECAUSE HE SHOWED UP WHEN YOU WERE TELLING A GHOST STORY? JAKE: NO, BECAUSE HE SHOWS UP ANYTIME HE THINKS HE HAS TO. VICKY: BUT IF WE COULD JUST FIND OUT HOW INVOLVED GRANT AND CINDY ARE IN MY KIDNAPPING, THEN WE CAN LEAVE THE WHOLE THING ALONE, AND WE WON'T HAVE TO -- WHAT? JAKE: WHAT IF SOMEBODY GETS HURT, VICKY? YOU KNOW, I ALREADY LOST YOU ONCE. I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. VICKY: I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. I MEAN, CAN'T WE JUST -- CAN'T WE JUST FORGET IT? JAKE: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FORGET THIS? VICKY: UM, LET ME SEE. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE IDEA. YOU SIT DOWN ON THE SOFA. I CURL UP IN YOUR LAP. I TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT SOMETHING, AND WE'LL JUST SEE WHAT COMES UP. JAKE: BUT, VICKY -- VICKY: UH-UH. NO BUTS. JAKE: ALL RIGHT. WHAT IF THIS TRAPPING GRANT THING GOES TOO FAR? VICKY: GRANT AND CINDY HAVE ALREADY GIVEN IT THEIR BEST SHOT, AND WE'RE STILL HERE. NOW, YOU JUST RELAX, ALL RIGHT? LET ME TAKE OF YOU. JAKE: MM-HMM. VICKY: EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE. DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? JAKE: MMM. VICKY: HMM? JAKE: WELL, IF YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, HOW COULD I DISAGREE? CINDY: HI. GRANT: YOU'RE STILL HERE? CINDY: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED? GRANT: IF YOU MUST KNOW, YES. CINDY: THIS IS WHAT VICTORIA WANTS. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? GRANT: YOU KNOW, IF YOU INSIST ON WALLOWING IN THIS JEALOUSY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT ALONE. I'M GOING TO BED. CINDY: OK. GOOD NIGHT. SWEET DREAMS. YOU'LL REGRET IT, GRANT. YOU'LL BE VERY SORRY THAT YOU EVER LIED TO ME OR HURT ME. OR TRUSTED VICTORIA. I WILL GET YOU, GRANT, AND YOUR LITTLE VICTORIA, TOO. YOU HAVE GOT IT COMING TO YOU. MATT: OH, I THINK MY LITTLE GIRL'S A NIGHT OWL. KEEPING ME UP, AREN'T YOU? WELL, YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT WHEN YOU'RE STUDYING FOR FINALS SOMEDAY. YEAH. LET'S CHECK ON MOM. LILA? WELL, I TOLD YOU SHE WAS TIRED. LILA? USUALLY ONE PEEP FROM YOU AND SHE'S UP LIKE A SHOT. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] [CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.] [PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE]