[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] TITO: HEY. [MUSIC STOPS] ETTA MAE: HAY IS FOR HORSES. TITO: SORRY, ETTA MAE. ETTA MAE: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, TITO? WATCH MY CUSTOMERS GO SCREAMING TOWARDS THE DOOR? TITO: NO, NO, NO. I JUST -- I THOUGHT IF WE JAZZED UP THE HOUSE MIX A LITTLE BIT, WE COULD PROBABLY BRING IN A, YOU KNOW, HIPPER CROWD. ETTA MAE: WHAT, MORE COOL DUDES LIKE YOU? TITO: YEAH, KIND OF. ETTA MAE: TITO, THIS IS A COFFEE SHOP, NOT A DISCO. TITO: OH, COME ON, YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT A CHANCE. LISTEN, IT'S REALLY GOOD WORK MUSIC. I MEAN, IT GETS YOU GOING. ETTA MAE: WELL, YOU CAN PUMP UP THE VOLUME WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN PLACE. AND ANOTHER THING -- IF THIS MESS YOU CALL MUSIC IS SO MOTIVATIONAL, HOW COME YOU DON'T HEAR IT TELLING YOU THAT TABLE FOUR STILL NEEDS CLEARING? HOW ARE YOU DOING? TITO: YEAH, WELL, AS SOON AS MOMMY DEAREST GIVES ME MORE MONEY, I WON'T HAVE TO BE CLEARING SLOP OFF THE TABLE ANYMORE. HEY. ABOUT TIME. WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED ANY OF MY CALLS? REMY: I'VE BEEN BUSY. TITO: WELL, I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WERE GOING TO JOE CARLINO AND TELLING HIM ABOUT US. REMY: NO, I DIDN'T. TITO: I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU. REMY: DON'T -- DON'T BE TOO GRATEFUL. NICK'S ON HIS WAY DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW, AND I'M GOING TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. I'VE BEEN KEEPING THE TRUTH FROM HIM LONG ENOUGH. CINDY: UM, UM! UM! UM, DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MAGAZINE? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SOMETHING PUBLISHED THIS DECADE. PLEASE? COME ON, JOSIE, GET THE DAMN TAPE AND SPARE US ALL A LOT OF UNNECESSARY DRAMA. JOSIE: JOE. JOE: YEAH. JOSIE: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ARREST GRANT. JOE: I WAS A LITTLE OVEREAGER. I NEED TO GET A WARRANT FIRST. BUT I THINK YOU AND I NEED TO TALK FIRST. JOSIE: ACTUALLY, THIS IS MY LAST INCIDENT REPORT. AS OF TODAY, I'M ON MATERNITY LEAVE. JOE: OK. BUT IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU GET TO ARREST A CORRUPT MAYOR. JOSIE, YOU'VE BEEN MY RIGHT ARM THROUGH THIS WHOLE CASE. AND BESIDES, I NEED MY BEST COP WITH ME IN CASE I GET THE URGE TO CHANGE MY VIEWS ON POLICE BRUTALITY. JOSIE: WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON MAKING THE ARREST? JOE: SOON AS JUDGE KAUFFMAN ISSUES A WARRANT. I HAD NO TROUBLE CONVINCING HIM, TOO, ONCE I TOLD HIM THE TAPE WAS RIGHT HERE IN MY DESK. EVER SINCE CINDY'S SHOES WALKED OUT OF THE EVIDENCE ROOM, I DON'T TRUST THIS PLACE. JOE: WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. IT WAS RIGHT HERE. I WASN'T OUT OF THIS SEAT FIVE MINUTES. WHERE THE HELL IS IT? WHERE THE HELL -- WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN TAPE? JOSIE: JOE, CALM -- CALM DOWN HERE. JOE: HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN, JOSIE? WHO GOT INTO MY DESK? GRANT: LISTEN CAREFULLY -- YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE CHANCE TO BETRAY ME AGAIN. DO YOU HEAR THAT, VICTORIA? YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF CHANCES. VICKY: WELL, GEE, GRANT, IT'S NICE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, TOO. GRANT: DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME. VICKY: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. GRANT: I KNOW YOU TURNED THAT TAPE OVER TO CARLINO. VICKY: GRANT -- GRANT: DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT. YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, VICTORIA. AND LET ME ASSURE YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT. JOE: I'M SORRY. JOSIE: NO, IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS. I'M SORRY. JOE: WITHOUT THE TAPE WE GOT NO CASE. JOSIE: I KNOW. JOE: HOW DOES HE DO IT, JOSIE? HOW DOES THIS MAN BURN MY HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND? HOW DOES HE ALMOST KILL MY WIFE AND MY SON? AND THEN I GET THIS CLOSE TO CATCHING HIM AND HE GETS AWAY SOMEHOW. JOSIE, THAT MAN HAS ONE HELL OF A GUARDIAN ANGEL IN THIS PLACE. JOSIE: THAT'S AN AWFUL NICE WAY OF PUTTING IT. JOE: NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. HE'S GOT SOMEBODY WORKING FOR HIM. NOT JUST HIM AND CINDY, SOMEBODY IN THE INSIDE. JOSIE: WHAT, YOU MEAN HERE? JOE: YES, RIGHT HERE. JOSIE: JOE -- JOE, I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE. YOU THINK IT'S CINDY? SHE DID IT THE LAST TIME. JOE: YOU HANDCUFFED HER TO THE DESK, RIGHT? JOSIE: RIGHT. JOE: WELL, SHE MAY BE ABLE TO TURN A TRICK OR TWO, BUT SHE'S NOT HOUDINI. CINDY: HEY, HEY, HEY! SITTING HERE, CAN HEAR YOU. JOE: LISTEN UP! NOW! YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THE SECURITY PROBLEM WE HAD HERE IN THE EVIDENCE ROOM. WELL, THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER INCIDENT. SO ONE OF YOU IN THIS ROOM IS DIRTY. I SUGGEST YOU TURN YOURSELF IN NOW. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T AND I FIND OUT WHO IT IS, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD. JOSIE: JOE, LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO NAIL GRANT. HE MESSES UP -- JOE: I'M NOT WAITING FOR GRANT. I'M OUT OF HERE. JOSIE: JOE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? JOE: I'LL CALL YOU LATER. I'M NOT TALKING HERE. CINDY: WOW. SOMEBODY STEAL JOEY'S HAIR GEL? JOSIE: YOU MAKE ME SICK. CINDY: AND I WAS JUST GOING TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON A JOB WELL DONE. SEE, YOU UNDERESTIMATED YOURSELF. IT'S REMARKABLE WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO WHEN SHE'S WELL MOTIVATED. VICKY: GRANT, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU JUST THROW AROUND ACCUSATIONS? GRANT: YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAVE BEEN UP TO? VICKY: I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. GRANT: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE. I'M ON TO THIS GAME OF YOURS. VICKY: IT'S CINDY. YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO CINDY. JAKE: She called? GRANT: CYNTHIA'S OUT OF MY LIFE FOR GOOD. VICKY: IN YOUR DREAMS. IF ANYBODY'S PLAYING A GAME, IT'S CINDY. GRANT: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? VICKY: GRANT, HOW COULD I HAVE GIVEN JOE THE TAPE? I -- I -- I RIPPED IT UP. YOU SAW ME. I DESTROYED IT. IT'S HIS-- HISTORY. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WERE LYING TO ME ABOUT WHAT WAS ON THAT TAPE, GRANT. GRANT: DON'T THINK YOU CAN BACK ME INTO A CORNER, VICTORIA. DON'T YOU EVER THINK THAT. VICKY: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS A FOOL TO THINK YOU COULD HAVE CHANGED, THAT WE COULD EVER HAVE ANY KIND OF A FUTURE TOGETHER. GRANT: YOU NEVER WANTED THAT FOR A MINUTE. VICKY: I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU. GRANT: KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER, VICTORIA. BECAUSE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, I'LL BE THERE. JAKE: ALL RIGHT. REWIND. I WANT A BLOW-BY-BLOW. VICKY: IN A NUTSHELL? HE'S ON TO US. JAKE: THAT'S GREAT. SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, HOW DOES GRANT KNOW ABOUT THE TAPE SO FAST? VICKY: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS CINDY MUST HAVE GOT TO HIM SOMEHOW. JAKE: YEAH, WELL, IT SOUNDED TO ME LIKE HE WAS THREATENING YOU. VICKY: HE WAS A LITTLE UPSET. JAKE: HE'S UPSET. WHAT DID HE SAY? VICKY: SOMETHING LIKE -- SOMETHING -- WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT, I SHOULD EXPECT HIM. IT WAS LIKE "CANDID CAMERA." JAKE: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- IF HE GOES ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT JOE ARRESTING HIM. VICKY: COME ON, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL TERMINATOR ON ME. THIS IS GRANT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. HE'S 50% HOT AIR. JAKE: IT'S THE OTHER 50% I'M WORRIED ABOUT. VICKY, HE'S -- HE KNOWS YOU'RE ON TO HIM. HIS EGO'S INVOLVED HERE. VICKY: HONEY, THERE'S NOTHING TO GET THIS UPSET ABOUT. JOE'S GOT THE TAPE. HE'S GOING TO PUT GRANT IN JAIL, AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO GET ON WITH THE REST OF OUR LIVES. JAKE: YOU THINK LIFE WILL GET BORING AFTER THAT? VICKY: YOU THINK IT'S BORING NOW? JAKE: HMM. VICKY: WHAT? JAKE: TALK ABOUT A MOOD BREAKER. VICKY: I KNOW, HONEY. I HATE IT, TOO. I REALLY DO. BUT I JUST -- JOE: VICKY, JAKE, SORRY TO INTERRUPT. JAKE: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? VICKY: WHY AREN'T YOU AT GRANT'S? JOE: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. GRANT'S GOT SOMEBODY WORKING INSIDE THE PRECINCT. JAKE: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO HEAR THIS. JOE: THE TAPE'S GONE, SO IS OUR CASE. JAKE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW COULD THE TAPE BE GONE? I SAW YOU LOCK IT IN YOUR DESK. VICKY: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU HAVE A ROOM FULL OF COPS OUTSIDE YOUR OFFICE. JOE: ONE OF MY PEOPLE MADE IT ON TO GRANT'S PAYROLL. VICKY: GRANT JUST CALLED HERE. HE'S FURIOUS. HE KNOWS I GAVE YOU THE TAPE. JOE: WHAT'D YOU SAY TO HIM? VICKY: WELL, I DIDN'T ADMIT TO ANYTHING. JOE: THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY. THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY TO GET HIM. I'LL BE A ONE-MAN TASK FORCE IF I HAVE TO. JAKE: YOU CAN MAKE THAT A TWO-MAN TASK FORCE. VICKY: I WISH MY PHONE WAS TAPPED. JAKE: YEAH, GRANT WAS THREATENING HER ON THE PHONE. VICKY: ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IF I'M RIGHT, I SHOULD BE SEEING GRANT IN NO TIME. I'LL WEAR A WIRE. JAKE: NO, VIC -- YOU JUST SAID HE'S ON TO US. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THE GUY. VICKY: LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE THIS. IF I PUT THIS RING ON MY FINGER, HE WOULD FALL ON HIS KNEES AND KISS MY FEET. JAKE: I DON'T WANT HIM KISSING YOU ANYWHERE. COME ON, VICKY, THE GUY'S LIKE AN OCTOPUS. ONE OF HIS TENTACLES ARE BOUND TO FIND THE WIRE. JOE: JAKE'S RIGHT. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. VICKY: WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I CERTAINLY THINK I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING MORE OUT OF HIM THAN THE TWO OF YOU. JOE: SHE HAS A POINT, JAKE. JAKE: SHE'S GOT A POINT BECAUSE SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE, JOE. NOW THINK ABOUT IT -- WHAT IF THIS WAS PAULINA? JOE: WHAT IF YOU WERE PART OF THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM? TWO-MAN TASK FORCE, REMEMBER? WHAT DO YOU SAY? TITO: GIVE ME A BREAK. YOU'VE KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT THIS LONG. IS IT GOING TO KILL YOU JUST TO KEEP IT SHUT JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER? REMY: NICK KNOWS THAT THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF ABOUT MY LIFE THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN TELLING HIM. TITO: YEAH, SO WHAT? IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU AND I WERE GOING TO CON HIM, YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM HIM AGAIN. REMY: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. TITO: WELL, I KNOW THIS MUCH -- YOU CONFESS TO FATHER NICK TODAY, I'M GOING TO GET SCREWED. REMY: IF YOU'RE NOT PAULINA'S SON, JOE CARLINO IS GOING TO FIND OUT. HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU. HE -- HE HAULED ME DOWN TO THE STATION TODAY TO ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS. TITO: THAT PIG HAULED YOU IN? REMY: YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE HIS WIFE'S SON. YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO CHECK IT OUT? TITO: BUT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. REMY: NO. I KEPT THINKING ABOUT ALL THE NIGHTS THAT WE'D STAY UP AND WE'D TALK ABOUT OUR REAL FAMILIES. AND IF YOU FOUND YOURS, I DON'T WANT TO MESS THAT UP FOR YOU. TITO: THANKS. REMY: BUT JOE SAID THAT PAULINA IS GOING INTO HER TRUST FUND TO TAKE OUT MONEY FOR YOU. TITO: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING TO COLLEGE. REMY: YEAH. LOOK, TITO, COME ON, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A STUDENT. BUT IF YOU ARE SERIOUS, THEN DON'T YOU THINK IT'S BETTER THAT WE TELL JOE INSTEAD OF HIM FINDING OUT HIMSELF? TITO: HE HASN'T FOUND ANYTHING OUT YET, HAS HE? COME ON, I JUST MET MY MOTHER. GIVE US A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE WE START DREDGING UP THE PAST. OH. ZIP YOUR LIP. PAULINA: TIM, REMY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS HANGING OUT TOGETHER. TITO: YEAH, WELL WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU GOT GOOD TASTE IN FRIENDS. PAULINA: OH, THANKS. LISTEN, DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A QUICK CUP OF COFFEE? I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE MONEY MATTER. TITO: YEAH, SURE. HAVE A SEAT HERE. I'LL GO LET ETTA MAE I'M GOING TO TAKE FIVE. PAULINA: GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, SWEETIE. REMY: OK. HEY -- NOT SO FAST. I SAW YOUR EYES LIGHT UP AT THE MERE MENTION OF MONEY. YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU? TITO: COME ON, DON'T BLOW THIS. SHE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS. REMY: I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR MARKS, TITO, SO STOP JERKING ME AROUND. JOSIE: I'VE DONE YOUR DIRTY WORK FOR YOU. NOW ARE YOU HAPPY? CINDY: ECSTATIC. IN FACT, I'D GIVE YOU A BIG OLD HUG IF I WEREN'T HANDCUFFED TO THE DESK. JOSIE: YEAH, I'D RUN FOR THE SHOWERS. CINDY: OK, LISTEN -- YOU GET THAT LITTLE ITEM OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CAN GET OUT OF HERE. KEEP IT IN A SAFE PLACE. AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW, YOU CAN DELIVER IT TO ME, LIKE A PIZZA. JOSIE: YOU KNOW, CINDY, I ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEDAY YOU CARRY A CHILD OF YOUR OWN SO YOU KNOW THE KIND OF HELL YOU'RE PUTTING ME THROUGH. CINDY: MOTHERHOOD'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FOR ME. WISH IT WERE. BUT I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING -- IF I WERE CARRYING A CHILD AND IT WEREN'T MY HUSBAND'S, I WOULD KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T, LIKE THE AD SAYS, "JUST DO IT." TITO: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND. REMY: YOU AND PAULINA JUST FOUND EACH OTHER AND YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING MONEY? TITO: OH, COME ON, REMY. THAT'S THE OLD ME. REMY: OH, YEAH? YOU DON'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT TO ME. TITO: WELL, I AM. AND I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU. I PROMISE. PAULINA: HEY THERE. TITO: HEY. PAULINA: HOW YOU DOING? TITO: GREAT, GREAT. I'M REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT GOING TO SCHOOL. PAULINA: WELL, HAVE YOU PICKED YOUR COURSES YET? TITO: MOST OF THEM. PAULINA: AH, THAT'S GREAT. LISTEN, THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE SNAG IN THE FINANCIAL END OF THINGS, BUT NOTHING THAT'S GOING TO INTERFERE WITH YOU STARTING SCHOOL. TITO: WHOA. YOU SCARED ME A LITTLE BIT. PAULINA: WELL, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. ONE OF THE TRUSTEES IS ON VACATION, AND UNTIL WE CAN GET HIS SIGNATURE, THERE WILL BE A SLIGHT DELAY IN TRANSFERRING SOME OF THE FUNDS INTO YOUR BRAND-NEW CHECKING ACCOUNT. TITO: COOL. PAULINA: WELL, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND GO OVER EVERYTHING. BALANCING A CHECKBOOK IS A DRAG, BUT BOUNCING CHECKS IS DEFINITELY WORSE. TITO: WELL, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. PAULINA: ALL RIGHT. WELL, I SHOULD BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, AND THEN WE CAN GET THINGS ROLLING. TITO: TERRIFIC. PAULINA: IN THE MEANTIME, I WOULD -- I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO RACHEL AND THE REST OF MY FAMILY. THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THAT NOW? TITO: UH -- WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IF IT'S OK WITH YOU, I'D RATHER -- I THINK I'D RATHER WAIT UNTIL I'M ACTUALLY IN SCHOOL, SO I'M NOT JUST A GUY THAT WORKS AT THE LUCKY LADY. PAULINA: I JUST WANT TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT YOU, THAT'S ALL. I WANT EVERYTHING OUT IN THE OPEN. TITO: YEAH. YEAH, ME, TOO. PAULINA: WELL, YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND ABOUT YOU WANTING TO BE IN COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING, BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I -- I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU THAN I AM RIGHT NOW. TITO: THANKS, MOM. WELL, I BETTER GET BACK TO WORK OR I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A JOB. PAULINA: WELL, TELL ETTA MAE I SAID HI. TITO: I WILL. PAULINA: ALL RIGHT, AND I'LL SEE YOU SOON. TITO: OK. PAULINA: HI. REMY: HEY. PAULINA: I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR RESERVATIONS ABOUT TIM, BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW HIM BETTER. REMY: I SAW YOU TWO OVER THERE. YOU BOTH LOOKED SO HAPPY. PAULINA: I'VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE, REMY. THERE'S STILL ROOM IN MY LIFE FOR YOU, YOU KNOW. REMY: THANKS, BUT, PAULINA, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW. I CAN'T GO MOOCHING OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES FOREVER. PAULINA: YOU'RE NOT A MOOCH. AND IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, I HOPE YOU'LL STILL ASK ME. REMY: THANK YOU. THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME. PAULINA: ALL RIGHT. WELL, SEE YOU LATER, SWEETIE. VICKY: COME ON, JAKE. IT'S A GREAT IDEA. I'LL WEAR A WIRE, YOU WEAR ONE OF THOSE HEADSET THINGIES. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE IN THE MOVIES. JAKE: THAT'S COOL. I CAN JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH YOU BE A SITTING DUCK. JOE: IF GRANT EVEN LOOKS AT HER WRONG, WE'RE ALL OVER HIM LIKE PAINT ON SHEETROCK. VICKY: I KNOW I CAN GET A FULL CONFESSION OUT OF HIM. JAKE: A -- A CONFESSION? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE THINKS YOU TURNED HIM INTO THE COPS. VICKY: OK, WHAT ABOUT THAT -- THAT THING WITH CINDY AND THE CAMERA? DID I NOT HANDLE THAT FIASCO? JAKE: NO, VICKY, THAT IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. VICKY: IT'S THE SAME SONG, IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT VERSE. NOW, I KNOW CINDY HAD TO BE THE ONE TO TELL GRANT THAT I GAVE JOE THE TAPE, AND SO -- JAKE: WHAT'S YOUR POINT? VICKY: I'LL JUST DO WHAT I DO. I'LL JUST BAT MY EYES AND DO THAT VULNERABLE THING, AND I'LL TELL GRANT THAT CINDY WOULD DO ANYTHING TO KEEP US APART. JAKE: I HATE THIS, VICKY. JOE: I THINK IT'S WORTH A SHOT, JAKE. SHE'LL BE UNDER CONSTANT VISUAL SURVEILLANCE. SHE'LL NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 FEET FROM ONE OF MY MEN. JAKE: OH, 12 FEET? YOU EVER FALL 12 FEET, JOE? IT'S QUITE A DROP. VICKY: OK, I HAVE AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU TALK A LITTLE SENSE INTO FRED FLINTSTONE HERE, AND I'M GOING TO STEP OUTSIDE TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THE TESTOSTERONE. JOE: JOSIE, IT'S JOE. MEET ME AT JAKE AND VICKY'S SOON AS YOU CAN. JOSIE: WHAT'S GOING ON? JOE: WE'RE MOVING ON GRANT, TAPE OR NO TAPE. I WANT A SURVEILLANCE VAN, COUPLE UNMARKED CARS, AND EVERY COP WE CAN SPARE. FILL YOU IN WHEN YOU GET HERE. JOSIE: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. CINDY: DUTY CALLS? JOSIE: YES. YOUR PUBLIC DEFENDER SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. AND FOR YOUR SAKE, I HOPE HE'S VERY, VERY INCOMPETENT. JAKE: THAT WOMAN OUT THERE IS MY WHOLE LIFE. JOE: I KNOW THAT. YOU WANT GRANT HARRISON TO BE ABLE TO MESS WITH THAT LIFE WHENEVER HE WANTS? HE'S KIRKLAND'S FATHER. THAT'S WHAT HE'LL DO, UNLESS WE STOP HIM. JAKE: YEAH, WELL, HE LAYS A HAND ON HER, I'LL KILL HIM. JOE: BUDDY, YOU GOT TO GET IN LINE BEHIND ME. GRANT: TIME TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE, SWEETHEART. REMY: WHAT IS IT? TITO: IT'S A SECRET RECIPE. I CALL IT HIGH-VOLTAGE. REMY: OH, JUST WHAT I NEED. TITO: COME ON, REMY. QUIT BEING SO BLAH. REMY: IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. YOUR LUCK HAS CHANGED. A WHOLE NEW WORLD HAS OPENED UP FOR YOU. TITO: WELL, IT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T STILL BE FRIENDS. REMY: NO. BUT IT'S TIME I STARTED THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE, YOU KNOW. I MAY NEVER FIND MY REAL MOTHER. I NEED TO STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD. I'M ON MY OWN. TITO: HEY, YOU GOT ME. REMY: LOOK, IT'S JUST -- IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO WATCH YOU AND PAULINA TOGETHER RIGHT NOW. TITO: YEAH, I'M -- I'M SORRY. REMY: IT'S OK. I -- I HAVE MY JOB, AND I HAVE NICK. AND I THINK HE'S THE NICEST GUY I'VE EVER MET. TITO: YEAH, SO WHY BLOW IT BY TELLING HIM EVERYTHING? REMY: WILL YOU STOP? IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING. TITO: I'M TELLING YOU, REMY, IF YOU TELL HIM ABOUT OUR PAST, HE WILL DROP YOU FLAT. HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT. REMY: MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER EVEN GAVE HIM A CHANCE. TITO: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. REMY: I WANT MY OWN LIFE, TITO. TITO: DON'T DO IT. YOU TELL HIM, HE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO JOE, AND HE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING. REMY: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ME HERE OR YOU? TITO: I'M JUST SAYING -- JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, OK? TO GET TO KNOW JOE AND PAULINA SO THEY CAN GET TO KNOW ME BETTER. AND THEN I WILL GO TO JOE MYSELF -- LATER. NICK: IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? JOE: SO YOU'VE GOT THE VAN? JOSIE: YEAH. THE BACKUP'S GETTING SET UP IN THE EMPTY APARTMENT ACROSS FROM GRANT'S. JOE: YOU'RE THE BEST. ALL RIGHT, SO WE GET VICKY INSIDE. WE'LL GO OVER LAST-MINUTE DETAILS. JOSIE: WELL, WHERE IS SHE? JAKE: SHE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE. JOSIE: I DIDN'T SEE HER WHEN I CAME IN. JAKE: VICKY? VIC! SHE'S GONE. VICKY: IS THIS A FRISKING OR FOREPLAY? GRANT: LET'S CALL IT SELF-PROTECTION. VICKY: TRY NOT TO ENJOY IT SO MUCH, GRANT. GRANT: WELL, I WANT YOU. I JUST CAN'T TRUST YOU. VICKY: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DID YOU SEE ME KICKING AND SCREAMING? NO. I COULD HAVE WARNED JAKE, BUT I DIDN'T. GRANT: AND I'M CURIOUS -- WHY IS THAT? VICKY: BECAUSE HARD AS I TRY, I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET OVER YOU. GRANT: OH. YOU'RE SO TRANSPARENT WHEN YOU'RE COY. VICKY: COME ON. IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US NOW, AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU ARE SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR COMPARED WITH THAT NEANDERTHAL HUSBAND OF MINE. GRANT: OH, REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THAT TYPE. VICKY: I DID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, BUT I'VE GROWN UP NOW. GRANT: YEAH. IT'S FUNNY HOW SOMEONE'S CHARMS CAN PALE OVER TIME, ISN'T IT? VICKY: HOW HAVE MINE HELD UP? GRANT: WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I'VE KNOWN A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MORE WILLING THAN YOU ARE. VICKY: BET I COULD MAKE YOU FORGET EVERY ONE OF THEM. GRANT: IF I HAD HALF A BRAIN, I'D BE ON A PLANE TO RIO RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF STANDING HERE TALKING TO MY DUPLICITOUS EX-WIFE. VICKY: WRONG EX-WIFE. THAT ONE'S DOWN AT HEADQUARTERS IN HANDCUFFS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START TRUSTING ME IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER. GRANT: ALL RIGHT. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVING THAT TAPE TO JOE CARLINO. VICKY: THAT WAS CINDY, GRANT. CINDY IS THE ONE WHO BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, FOUND THE TAPE WHERE MARLEY LEFT IT, AND THEN -- AND THEN JAKE CAUGHT HER, AND JAKE'S THE ONE WHO CALLED THE COPS. GRANT: IS THAT SO? VICKY: YEAH. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU WANT. PUT ONE OF YOUR -- ONE OF YOUR MEN ON IT, ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE YOU'VE ALREADY DONE THAT BECAUSE NOW THE TAPE'S CONVENIENTLY DISAPPEARED. GRANT: WHAT'S THAT? VICKY: THE TAPE? IT'S GONE, YOU KNOW -- MISSING? GRANT: YOU'RE KIDDING. VICKY: WHY WOULD I KID YOU ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT? GRANT: I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON. WELL, APPARENTLY, I SHOULD CANCEL MY FLIGHT TO RIO AND WE SHOULD BEGIN TO PLAN OUR FUTURE TOGETHER, HMM? VICKY: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. DO WE HAVE A FUTURE? I DIDN'T APPRECIATE THE WAY YOU TALKED TO ME ON THE PHONE THIS MORNING. GRANT: I'M SORRY. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'D BETRAYED ME. VICKY: I HAD BETRAYED YOU? GRANT: MM-HMM. VICKY: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE FAKE TAPE AND THEN YOU TRIED TO GET ME INTO BED, DIDN'T YOU? GRANT: WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU BRING OUT THE ANIMAL IN ME. VICKY: I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WE'VE JUST -- MAYBE WE'VE JUST PLAYED THIS WHOLE THING OUT, GRANT. GRANT: YOU'VE GOT TO RELAX. STOP DWELLING ON THE PAST, HUH? IMAGINE THE FUN WE'D HAVE, SIPPING COLD WHITE WINE ON SOME SOUTH AMERICAN BEACH, WATCHING KIRKLAND FROLIC IN THE SAND. VICKY: I HAVE TWO SONS, GRANT. GRANT: KIRKLAND AND STEVEN, THEN. VICKY: IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? GRANT: YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING. VICKY: YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. GRANT: BEAR WITH ME ONE LAST TIME. WE CAN SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES CHECKING UP ON EACH OTHER. VICKY: THAT'S TEMPTING. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT. GRANT: DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. I'M GLAD YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH FINDING THAT TAPE. VICKY: I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST TRUE THING YOU'VE SAID TO ME ALL DAY. I'VE GOT TO GO. JAKE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I JUST RUN OFF. GRANT: WELL, LET HIM. IT'S GOOD PRACTICE FOR HIM. JAKE: I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, JOE. JOE: LOOK, VICKY PROBABLY NEEDED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. YOU GUYS GOT A LOT OF PROPERTY OUT THERE. JAKE: WHY WOULD SHE JUST TAKE OFF -- TAKE OFF WITHOUT TELLING ME? JOE: ANY SIGN OF VICKY, JOSIE? JOSIE: NO, NOTHING YET. JAKE: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- I CAN'T SIT AROUND DOING NOTHING, JOE. JOE: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. THIS WAS ALL SUPPOSED TO BE BEHIND US BY NOW. PAULINA: HEY. JOE: PAULINA. PAULINA: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PATROL CARS? JOE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? PAULINA: I CAME BY TO SEE VICKY. WHAT'S WRONG? JOE: WELL, JAKE AND VICKY FOUND THE TAPE TODAY. PAULINA: THE ONE WHERE GRANT SAYS HE'S -- WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? JOE: IT WAS STOLEN FROM A LOCKED DRAWER IN MY OFFICE. PAULINA: OH. NO. JOE: YES. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THAT GRANT HAS SOMEBODY ON OUR PAYROLL. ON TOP OF THAT, VICKY'S MISSING AGAIN. PAULINA: WELL, DO YOU THINK GRANT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT, TOO? JOE: WELL, VICKY GAVE ME THE TAPE. HE KNOWS IT. PAULINA: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! WHY DOES HE KEEP WINNING? NICK: SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING. TITO: CARE TO HEAR THE SPECIALS? REMY: WE WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM YOUR WORK HERE. COME ON. NICK: YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON WHEN I JUST WALKED IN THERE? REMY: FIRST, I NEED YOU TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL KEEP THIS BETWEEN US. NICK: SURE. YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING, REMY. REMY: I HOPE YOU MEAN THAT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT TITO. HE'S NOT JUST SOME CARPENTER GUY. HE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE. NICK: OOH. I KNEW IT. I KNEW HE WAS DOGGING YOU. OK. SO, HOW OLD AND HOW MUCH A FRIEND? REMY: IT WAS NEVER ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IT -- IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE. NICK: HOW CAN IT BE WORSE? REMY: I TOLD YOU THAT I CAME TO BAY CITY TO CON YOU. TITO AND I PLANNED IT TOGETHER. WE WERE PARTNERS. NICK: OK -- AHEM. SO YOU TWO WERE SETTING ME UP. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HIS ATTITUDE. REMY: I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SOONER. I JUST -- NICK: I GUESS YOU TWO MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS BEHIND MY BACK, RIGHT? REMY: NO, NICK. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. NICK: WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD BELIEVE YOU, EXCEPT YOU BEEN SO DEAD HONEST WITH EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW. REMY: THE ONE THING THAT I HAVE BEEN TOTALLY HONEST ABOUT IS THAT I AM NOT THE SAME PERSON ANYMORE. NICK: MAYBE NOT. BUT I HAVE TO WONDER WHERE YOUR LOYALTIES ARE, YOU KNOW? REMY: THEY'RE WITH YOU. THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS. BUT TITO AND I -- WE GO WAY BACK. NICK: HOW FAR BACK? REMY: WE LIVED TOGETHER IN THE SAME GROUP HOME, AND WE RAN AWAY TOGETHER. WE LIVED ON THE STREETS TOGETHER, NICK. HE TOOK CARE OF ME. HE'S LIKE THE ONLY FAMILY THAT I'VE EVER HAD. NICK: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE THIS, RIGHT? REMY: NO. BUT I'M TELLING YOU NOW BECAUSE I REALLY HATED HAVING THESE LIES BETWEEN US. NICK: YOU KNOW WHAT? I -- I AGREE WITH YOU. I HATE THAT FEELING OF SAVING YOUR OWN SKIN AT ANY COST, TO HELL WITH EVERYBODY ELSE AS LONG AS YOU GET YOURS, YOU KNOW. REMY: I AM NOT SAYING WHAT I DID WAS RIGHT. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. THERE'S NEVER BEEN A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHERE YOU DIDN'T HAVE SOMEONE TO TURN TO. NICK: SOMEDAY, WHEN WE HAVE A FEW DAYS, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOTHER. REMY: I'M SORRY. NICK: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR SILENCE? YOU'VE ALLOWED THAT CREEP TO MOVE IN -- NOT ON ME. I'LL TEAR HIM APART, GLADLY. BUT YOU'VE GIVEN HIM A CHANCE TO MOVE IN ON PAULINA? THIS I'M GOING TO SET STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW. REMY: NO. YOU CAN'T. NICK, TITO IS PAULINA'S SON. NICK: WHAT? REMY: IT'S TRUE. PAULINA TOLD ME. THEY HAD A D.N.A. TEST DONE, EVERYTHING. NICK: HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAP? HE'S PULLING THE ULTIMATE CON AND YOU'RE HELPING HIM DO IT. REMY: NICK, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU -- YOU WOULD KEEP THIS BETWEEN US, HERE. NICK: THIS ISN'T JUST YOU AND ME. THIS AFFECTS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE I LOVE, REMY. REMY: I KNOW, BUT HE TOLD ME TODAY THAT HE IS GOING TO GO TO JOE CARLINO AND HE'S GOING TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING. NICK: YOU TELL HIM TO DO IT, AND MAKE IT FAST. OTHERWISE, I WILL. REMY: WAIT, NICK. AND WHAT ABOUT US? NICK: YOU WANT GUARANTEES FROM ME? YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT -- HOLDING OUT ON ME FOR MONTHS, REMY. PLEASE. REMY: I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. NICK: WELL, FOR NOT MEANING TO, YOU DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB, KIDDO. TITO: WELL, PEACHES, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT FOR BOTH OF US. JOE: YEAH, VICKY McKINNON. JOSIE: WE THINK HE MAY HAVE VICKY WITH HIM. JAKE: LOOK, RONNIE, KEEP AN EYE ON THEM, AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? VICKY: HEY. YOU GUYS MISS ME, OR WHAT? PAULINA: THANK GOD. JAKE: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? VICKY: I WAS WITH GRANT. JAKE: WHAT? PAULINA: ARE YOU NUTS? VICKY: EVERYBODY RELAX. I STEPPED OUTSIDE AND HE GRABBED ME, JUST LIKE I PREDICTED. BUT THIS TIME, I WAS READY FOR HIM. JAKE: OH, YEAH. THIS TIME YOU WENT WILLINGLY, RIGHT? VICKY: IT WAS A LITTLE RECKLESS. I'LL ADMIT THAT. BUT I FOUND OUT SOME VERY INTERESTING INFORMATION. ALL: WHAT? VICKY: GRANT HAD NO IDEA THAT THAT TAPE HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM YOUR OFFICE, JOE. JAKE: COME ON. JOE: WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? VICKY: COME ON. I'M AN EXPERT ON READING THAT GUY. JOE: ALL RIGHT. SO IF GRANT WASN'T BEHIND STEALING THE TAPE, THEN WHO WAS? PAULINA: CINDY, MAYBE. SHE DID IT BEFORE. JOSIE: HOW? SHE WAS CUFFED TO THE DESK. JOE: WELL, SHE MAY NOT BE IN CUFFS MUCH LONGER. SHE JUST MADE BAIL. VICKY: OH. AND ANOTHER THING -- GRANT'S THINKING ABOUT LEAVING THE COUNTRY. PAULINA: IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO FIND OUT WHERE CINDY GOES. JOE: YEAH, YOU'RE READING MY MIND. ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO PUT A TAIL ON HER. JOSIE: JOE, JOE, JOE, LET ME DO IT. JOE: WEREN'T YOU STARTING MATERNITY LEAVE? JOSIE: YEAH, BUT SHE WAS MY ASSIGNMENT TO BEGIN WITH. I WANT TO FOLLOW UP ON THIS. JOE: ALL RIGHT, GREAT. I'D RATHER HAVE YOU ON THIS THAN ANYBODY. JOSIE: OK. I'LL BE IN TOUCH. JOE: DO THAT. WHAT? JAKE: YOU REALLY THINK THAT CINDY'S BEHIND THIS THEFT THING? JOE: I HOPE SHE IS. AND I HOPE SHE THINKS SHE GOT AWAY WITH IT. BECAUSE WITH ANY LUCK, JOSIE WILL LEAD US RIGHT TO CINDY, GRANT, AND THE TAPE. TITO: YOU TOLD NICK HUDSON THAT PAULINA IS MY MOTHER? REMY: I TOLD YOU, THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I COULD GET HIM TO NOT GO TO JOE CARLINO. BUT HE ISN'T GOING TO KEEP QUIET FOREVER, SO YOU BETTER GO AND YOU BETTER TELL HIM YOURSELF. TITO: HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? REMY: I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT I MIGHT GO HOME, CRAWL INTO BED, AND DIE. TITO: REMY, COME ON, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. REMY: TITO, MY LIFE IS A JOKE. NICK WAS THE ONLY HAPPINESS I HAD, AND NOW HE'S GONE. ARE YOU HAPPY? TITO: HEY, JUST BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M HAPPY. REMY: OH, GOD. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER. TITO: YOU? NO WAY. REMY: THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO EMPTY INSIDE? I MEAN, MY FACE -- IT'S ALWAYS PRESSED AGAINST THE GLASS, BUT I NEVER GET TO GO INSIDE. TITO: HEY, I DON'T HANG OUT WITH LOSERS. HEY. I CAN'T -- I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT MY LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT YOU. REMY: YOUR LIFE? TITO, I WOULD KILL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW. TITO: I'M -- I'M SORRY. I KNOW IT MUST HURT TO WATCH ME AND PAULINA GET CLOSER. BUT YOU HAVE BEEN THERE WITH ME ALL ALONG. AND I WON'T FORGET THAT. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, KID. REMY: YEAH. I'LL WAVE TO YOU FROM THE BLEACHERS. CINDY: SO THAT'S IT? I'M OUT OF HERE? JOE: JAKE AND VICKY DECIDED NOT TO PRESS CHARGES. CINDY: WHEE! LUCKY, LUCKY ME. PAULINA: YOU COULD BE GRATEFUL, CINDY, IF THAT'S IN YOUR VOCABULARY. CINDY: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT IT WAS, PAULINA. THANK YOU, JOE. HOW'S DANTE? PAULINA: HE'S FINE. CINDY: BET I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM NOW. PAULINA: YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. PAULINA: SHE'S GOING TO GO BACK TO GRANT. I JUST KNOW IT. I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. I'M SORRY I CAME DOWN SO HARD ON YOU BEFORE ABOUT TIM. JOE: WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS, BLUE EYES, ALL OF IT. I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PROTECT MY FAMILY. GARY: HEY, HONEY. JOSIE: GARY, HEY. HEY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE HERE. GARY: I JUST GOT HERE. YOU'VE BEEN CRYING? JOSIE: NO. GARY: YOU WERE GONE A LONG TIME. JOSIE: OH, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. I WENT TO GO FILL OUT MY MATERNITY PAPERS AND THEY HAD ME WORKING. GARY: YOU GOT YOUR LEAVE, THOUGH, RIGHT? JOSIE: RIGHT. I JUST HAVE ONE MORE CASE I HAVE TO FINISH UP, AND I'LL BE DONE. GARY: COME HERE. IS THAT BETTER? JOSIE: YEAH. DON'T LET ME GO. GARY: FEELING KIND OF LOW THAT CAMERON'S GONE NOW. YOU AND THE BABY ARE ALL I'VE GOT. YOU GOT THE BLUES FOR LOSING -- LEAVING THE JOB? JOSIE: NO. I'M SICK OF THAT PLACE. I'M SICK OF PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, BABIES, THEY COME AND WE WRAP THEM IN THESE SOFT BLANKETS, AND WE FUSS AND COO ALL OVER THEM, AND WE PRETEND THAT IT'S LIKE "THE BRADY BUNCH," BUT IT'S NOT. YOU KNOW, WE SEND THEM OUT INTO THIS WORLD WITH THESE AWFUL PEOPLE WHO JUST SELL EACH OTHER OUT OVER AND OVER AND -- OOH! GARY: HONEY, WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE OUR BABY'S WORLD. JOSIE: HOW DO WE KNOW THAT, GARY? HOW DO WE KNOW? GARY: BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO EVERYTHING THAT WE NEED FOR OUR BABY TO GET OFF TO A GOOD START. THAT'S WHY. JOSIE: NOT LIKE US. GARY: THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO WALK ON OUR KID. JOSIE: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SMOTHER IT SO MUCH, HE'S GOING TO JUST HATE ME. GARY: HEY, COME HERE, COME HERE. YOU REALLY ARE STRESSED OUT. JOSIE: YEAH. GARY: THIS LEAVE IS THE BEST THING FOR US. I KNOW IT WAS ROUGH BEFORE, BUT FROM THIS MOMENT ON, IT'S JUST GOING TO BE SMOOTH SAILING. VICKY: [FRENCH ACCENT] VOILA. ZE CHICKEN POT PIE OUT OF ZE FREEZER, INTO THE OVEN -- [NORMAL VOICE] DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT? JAKE: YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT AGAIN, VICKY -- VICKY: OH, COME ON. WHAT, YOU'RE GOING TO SPANK ME? JAKE: I'M SERIOUS. VICKY: I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING EVERY SINGLE SECOND. JAKE: BUT SEE, THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME, BECAUSE MARLEY WAS RESPONSIBLE THE FIRST TIME. THIS TIME, YOU PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER. VICKY: OK. JAKE: OK. VICKY: POINT TAKEN. POINT TAKEN. IT'S JUST THAT EVERYTHING'S FINE. NOBODY WAS HURT. JAKE: NO, NO. I WANT YOU TO BACK OFF. VICKY: WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT! NOW, WE MADE A VOW, DIDN'T WE, A VOW THAT WE WERE GOING TO NAIL GRANT. I'M NOT GOING TO BACK OFF, NOT WHEN I'M THIS CLOSE. JAKE: I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF. VICKY: AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? JAKE: IT MEANS I'M GOING TO STOP GRANT FROM COMING IN HERE LIKE IT'S AN OPEN HOUSE -- FOR GOOD, IF I HAVE TO. [PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PROCTER & GAMBLE PRODUCTIONS, INC.] [CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.] [PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE]