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 CINDY: "DEAR MRS. HARRISON,
YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE
OF $9,613 IS NOW 180 DAYS
OVERDUE.
THIS IS YOUR FIFTH AND FINAL
NOTICE.
IF WE DO NOT RECEIVE PAYMENT
WITHIN SEVEN DAYS, YOUR ACCOUNT
WILL BE TURNED OVER TO --
TO THE WILL ARMBREAKER
COLLECTION AGENCY.
HAVE A NICE DAY."
I HAVEN'T HAD A NICE DAY
SINCE 1986.
SO I GUESS I'M DUE FOR A LUCKY
BREAK, AND I WILL DO WHATEVER IT
TAKES TO GET ONE.
 DAVID: GOOD EVENING, CYNTHIA.
 CINDY: DO ME A FAVOR --
NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.
 DAVID: OOH. SORRY.
NO OFFENSE INTENDED.
SO TELL ME, YOU BEEN A GOOD
GIRL, OR HAVE YOU LOST OUR BET
ALREADY?
 CINDY: I'VE BEEN A PERFECT
LITTLE ANGEL.
 DAVID: NOT BAD FOR 48 HOURS.
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP IT UP.
 CINDY: OH, I HAVE EVERY
INTENTION OF MARRYING
A WHOLESOME, DECENT GENTLEMAN.
THERE'S JUST ONE HITCH.
 DAVID: THAT BEING?
 CINDY: I DON'T KNOW ANY
WHOLESOME, DECENT GENTLEMEN,
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
 DAVID: NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO HELP YOU MEET MR. RIGHT?
 CINDY: OH, BY FORKING OVER
A LITTLE SPENDING MONEY.
 DAVID: UH-HUH.
HOW MUCH IS A LITTLE?
 CINDY: $100,000.
JUST THINK OF IT AS
AN ADVANCE, OK?
 DAVID: WELL, BEFORE I ANSWER
THAT, I GOT A QUESTION
OF MY OWN.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO?

 CAMERON: WOW.
IT'S A HELL OF A NIGHT.
 AMANDA: I GUESS THAT'S WHY
I WANTED TO LEAVE EARLY AND COME
DOWN HERE AND SPEND SOME TIME
WITH YOU.
 CAMERON: REALLY?
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO CUT OUT
OF THE HOUSE SO THAT RACHEL
COULD BE ALONE WITH CARL.
 AMANDA: WELL, YOU HAVE
TO ADMIT, MOM HASN'T LOOKED THIS
HAPPY IN A LONG, LONG TIME.
 CAMERON: I'LL ADMIT IT.
WHY YOU THINK I'M CUTTING
THE GUY SLACK?
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE FACT
THAT THE FAMILY FORTUNE
DISAPPEARED WHEN HE DID.
 AMANDA: YOU KNOW,
AFTER EVERYTHING THAT I'VE BEEN
THROUGH, I THINK I CAN
OVERLOOK -- I CAN OVERLOOK
ANYTHING, AS LONG AS MOM IS EVEN
HALF AS HAPPY AS WE ARE.
 CAMERON: I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY CAN BE AS HAPPY
AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW.
 AMANDA: OH, LOOK!
LOOK AT THAT.
 CAMERON: WHAT?
 AMANDA: OVER THERE.
ISN'T THAT MY STAR?
SEE?
 CAMERON: OH, RIGHT.
YOU RECOGNIZE IT JUST LIKE
THAT NOW.
 AMANDA: SURE.
MY STAR IS THE BRIGHTEST
AND MOST BEAUTIFUL IN
THE WHOLE SKY.
 CAMERON: YEAH.
AND MY WIFE IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD.
"MY WIFE."
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
 AMANDA: I'M SO LUCKY.
 CAMERON: HOPE GARY AND JOSIE
ARE JUST AS LUCKY.
 AMANDA: HE'S BACK.
IT'S A GOOD START.
 CAMERON: YOU SURE YOU DON'T
MIND MEETING THEM TONIGHT?
 AMANDA: IT WAS MY IDEA.
 CAMERON: I KNOW, BUT YOU TEND
TO DO THINGS JUST FOR ME
SOMETIMES.
 AMANDA: NO, I AM DOING THIS
FOR EVERYBODY.
WE'RE ALL A REAL FAMILY NOW
AND I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE
HAPPY.
 CAMERON: YEAH.
I WANT THE SAME THING.
IT'S JUST I'M NOT GOING
TO EXPECT A MIRACLE.
 AMANDA: I DON'T EXPECT
A MIRACLE.
I AM STARTING TO BELIEVE
IN THEM, THOUGH.
 CAMERON: OH, YEAH?
WHY'S THAT?
 AMANDA: I FOUND YOU,
DIDN'T I?

 JOSIE: WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
HEY, YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS.
 TONI: WHAT?
 JOSIE: OH, GOSH.
 TONI: FOR WHAT?
 JOSIE: OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONGRATULATE
THE GROOM AND IT'S BEST WISHES
TO THE BRIDE.
 TONI: BRIDE?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET
YOUR INFORMATION.
THE ONLY AISLE I'M WALKING DOWN
IS AT THE GROCERY STORE.
 JOSIE: AREN'T YOU AND CHRIS
ENGAGED?
 TONI: NO, WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING.
 JOSIE: SINCE WHEN?
 TONI: SINCE YESTERDAY.
 JOSIE: OH, WELL, I GUESS
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PULL OUT
YOUR WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT.
 TONI: WHAT WEDDING
ANNOUNCEMENT?
 JOSIE: YOUR WEDDING
ANNOUNCEMENT.
IT'S IN THE "HERALD."
I WAS JUST READING IT.
 TONI: GIVE ME THAT.
 CHRIS: "ENGAGEMENT
OF ANTOINETTE BURRELL,
KNOWN AS TONI, AND CHRISTOPHER
MADISON"?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
IS THIS A JOKE?
WHO WROTE --
NO, I KNOW WHO DID THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
GET McKINNON ON THE PHONE NOW.
 K.C.: OK. NO PROBLEM.
 CHRIS: I DON'T CARE IF HE IS
MY BOSS.
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S
THE PRESIDENT.
HE CAN'T GO AROUND PUTTING BOGUS
WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS
IN THE PAPER LIKE THAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D EVEN TRY
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
WHAT --
 K.C.: HE DIDN'T.
 CHRIS: WHAT?
 K.C.: HE DIDN'T PUT
THE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT
IN THE PAPER.
 CHRIS: NO, NO, THIS IS
CLASSIC JAKE TRYING TO RUN
MY LIFE, AS HE ALWAYS DOES.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW THAT
COULD PULL SOMETHING LIKE
THAT OFF.
WHO ELSE WOULD DO THAT?
 K.C.: ME.

 CASS: IF CHARLIE'S NOT HERE,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN
TO LOOK.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
 LILA: WHAT?
 CASS: SEE THAT CAR OVER
THERE?
IT'S ANNE O'DONNELL'S.
SHE MUST BE INSIDE.
 LILA: WELL, GOOD.
MAYBE CHARLIE'S WITH HER.
 CASS: IF THAT WOMAN HAS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHARLIE
BEING MISSING, I'LL KILL HER.
 LILA: NO, YOU WON'T.
OK, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY CALM.
SHE'S NOT MY FAVORITE PERSON,
EITHER, BUT ALL WE HAVE TO BE
CONCERNED ABOUT IS FINDING
CHARLIE RIGHT NOW.
 CASS: YOU'RE RIGHT.
PLEASE, GOD, LET HER BE HERE.
 LILA: OH, YES, GOD,
LET HER BE HERE.
 CASS: ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID
YOU DO WITH CHARLIE?
 LILA: CASS --
 ANNE: EXCUSE ME?
 CASS: OH, DON'T PLAY DUMB
WITH ME.
MY DAUGHTER'S MISSING AND YOU'VE
GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

 ANNE: CASS, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE CHARLIE IS.
LAST TIME I SAW HER, I TOLD
HER TO GO HOME.
 CASS: SO YOU DID SEE HER?
WHEN WAS THIS?
 ANNE: ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
OH, GOD, I WAS AFRAID THIS WOULD
HAPPEN.
 CASS: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER?
 ANNE: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
CHARLIE CALLED ME AND ASKED ME
TO COME SEE HER.
 CASS: AND YOU WENT,
EVEN THOUGH WE AGREED
YOU WOULDN'T?
 ANNE: IT SEEMED SO IMPORTANT
TO HER.
I JUST WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT
THING.
 CASS: OH, YEAH, YOU'RE REAL
BIG ON DOING THE RIGHT THING,
AREN'T YOU?
SO AFTER YOU LEFT HER,
WAS SHE AT MY PLACE?
 ANNE: NO, SHE HAD FOLLOWED ME
TO THE PARK.
BUT LIKE I SAID, I SENT
HER HOME.
 CASS: OH, THIS IS GREAT.
YOU SEE MY DAUGHTER AGAINST
MY WISHES, AND THEN YOU LET
HER WALK HOME ALONE THROUGH
THE PARK?
 ANNE: I'M SO SORRY.
 CASS: DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOU TO TRY TO REACH ME?
 LILA: OK, LOOK, ANNE,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US WHAT
YOU AND CHARLIE TALKED ABOUT.
MAYBE IT'LL HELP US FIGURE OUT
WHERE SHE WENT.
 ANNE: WHEN I GOT
TO YOUR PLACE, CHARLIE BEGGED ME
NOT TO LEAVE TOWN.
SHE SAID THAT WE HAD GOTTEN
SO CLOSE, IT WOULD FEEL LIKE
SHE WAS LOSING HER MOTHER ALL
OVER AGAIN.
AND I TOLD HER THAT --
I WAS TRYING TO BE GENTLE
WITH HER.
I JUST TOLD HER THAT I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE
IF I LEFT.
BUT LATER, WHEN I WAS WALKING
THROUGH THE PARK, CHARLIE RAN UP
BEHIND ME.
SHE HAD HER BACKPACK
WITH HER AND SAID THAT IF I WAS
LEAVING, SHE WAS LEAVING, TOO.
 CASS: AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?
 ANNE: I TOLD -- I TRIED
TO TALK HER OUT OF THE IDEA.
AND THEN WHEN I SAW I WASN'T
GETTING ANYWHERE WITH HER,
I TOLD HER THAT I DIDN'T WANT
HER AROUND, THAT I WAS TRYING
TO USE HER TO GET TO YOU.
 CASS: OH, MY GOD.
 ANNE: IT KILLED ME TO SAY IT,
CASS, BUT I HAD TO GET THROUGH
TO HER SOMEHOW.
I THOUGHT IF I GAVE HER A HARSH
SENDOFF, MAYBE SHE WOULD GET
OVER ME FASTER.
MAYBE I WENT TOO FAR.
GOD, IF ANYTHING HAS HAPPENED
TO HER, IF THIS IS WHY
SHE RAN AWAY --
THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO
WAS HURT CHARLIE.
 CASS: IF SHE IS HURT IN ANY
WAY, IT'S YOUR FAULT, AND NOT
JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID
TODAY.
 LILA: ALL RIGHT,
CASS, PLEASE, THIS IS NO TIME
TO START POINTING FINGERS, OK?
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE
AND WE HAVE TO START LOOKING
FOR HER.
 ANNE: I'LL HELP YOU LOOK.
 CASS: THE HELL YOU WILL.
YOU'RE THE REASON SHE'S MISSING!
 LILA: CASS, USE YOUR HEAD.
THE MORE EYES WE HAVE,
THE BETTER.
THE QUESTION IS, WHERE WOULD
SHE GO IF SHE WERE UPSET?
 CASS: WELL, SOMETIMES
SHE LIKES TO VISIT FRANKIE'S
GRAVE.
 LILA: OK, WELL, LET'S START
THERE AND MAYBE WE'LL FIND HER.
 CASS: I HOPE SO,
BECAUSE IF I DON'T FIND HER,
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF --
OR YOU.
 LILA: COME ON, NOW.

 CHARLIE: WHY SHOULD SHE STICK
AROUND?
THEY NEVER DO.

 CHRIS: YOU DID THIS?
WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH THAT
IVY LEAGUE-CALIBER MIND OF YOURS
WHEN YOU WROTE THIS, K.C.?
 K.C.: CHRIS, I JUST --
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SUCH
A HEADACHE SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE
THAT I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING
SPECIAL TO SURPRISE YOU.
 CHRIS: SURPRISE ME.
WELL, SURPRISED.
I'M VERY SURPRISED.
 K.C.: WELL, WHY ARE
YOU SO ANGRY?
 CHRIS: BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE.
IT NEVER HAPPENED.
 K.C.: WHAT?
 CHRIS: THERE'S NO WAY TONI
AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED, EVER.
 K.C.: BUT YOU TWO ARE PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO,
BUT APPARENTLY I HAVE SOME STIFF
COMPETITION.
 K.C.: OH.
SHE TURNED YOU DOWN
FOR ANOTHER MAN?
 CHRIS: NO, WORSE --
SHE TURNED ME DOWN FOR A JOB
IN TAMPA.

 CINDY: WHY ARE YOU
SO SUSPICIOUS OF ME?
 DAVID: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IN ORDER
TO MEET A SIMPLE,
SALT-OF-THE-EARTH KIND OF GUY,
YOU'RE ASKING FOR 100 GRAND.
 CINDY: I HAVE EXPENSES.
 DAVID: HMM.
HOW MUCH COULD IT COST TO GET
INTO A SINGLES BAR?
 CINDY: OH, PLEASE.
YOU'RE TALKING TO THE NEW ME.
THE NEW ME IS LOOKING FOR A MAN
WITH VISION AND INTELLIGENCE
AND HIGH MORAL STANDARDS.
YOU DON'T MEET MEN LIKE THAT
IN A BAR.
 DAVID: YOU DON'T MEET MEN
LIKE THAT, PERIOD.
 CINDY: EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHY I NEED TO POSITION
MYSELF SO THAT I CAN MEET
A DECENT MAN, LIKE A YOUNG
DOCTOR WHO'S DEDICATED
TO HELPING PEOPLE.
 DAVID: NOW, AREN'T
YOU A NURSE?
MAYBE YOU COULD GET A JOB --
OR IS THAT THINKING TOO SMALL?
 CINDY: NO, NO, NO, NO.
THEY TOOK AWAY MY LICENSE.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
I'M PERSONA NON GRATA
AT THE HOSPITAL.
 DAVID: LATIN.
I'M IMPRESSED.
 CINDY: THANK YOU.
SEE, I'VE ALWAYS SEEN MYSELF
AS MORE OF THE MANAGEMENT TYPE,
AND THAT'S WHERE YOUR INVESTMENT
WOULD COME IN.
WITH $100,000 I CAN OPEN UP
A FREE MEDICAL CLINIC
ON THE EAST SIDE, YOU KNOW,
WHERE A LOT OF FAMILIES DON'T
HAVE INSURANCE.
 DAVID: WOW.
AND, WELL, WHO'D MANAGE THIS
CLINIC?
 CINDY: MOI.
 DAVID: TWO LANGUAGES.
NOW, MAYBE YOU COULD WORK
FOR THE UNITED NATIONS.
 CINDY: I'M SERIOUS.
LOOK, WITH MY EXPERIENCE RUNNING
A CLINIC, IT'D BE A SNAP,
AND I'D HAVE ALL OF THESE
IDEALISTIC DOCTORS WORKING UNDER
ME -- SO TO SPEAK -- AND IT
WON'T BE LONG BEFORE ONE OF THEM
DECIDES THAT HE WANTS TO SPEND
THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH A SEXY
BUT UPSTANDING CATCH LIKE
MYSELF.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
COME ON, PUT UP THE MONEY.
HELP ALL OF THOSE NEEDY FAMILIES
GET THE MEDICAL ATTENTION THAT
THEY DESERVE.
DAVID?

 CINDY: ARE YOU MAKING FUN
OF ME?
 DAVID: NO.
NO, NOT AT ALL.
IT'S JUST I'M JUST ENJOYING
YOU IMMENSELY.
 CINDY: I WASN'T INTENDING
TO BE FUNNY.
 DAVID: THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF IT.
YOUR PLAN CAPTURES THE ESSENCE
OF AMERICAN CAPITALISM --
ACHIEVING MATERIAL,
SELF-SERVING GOALS THROUGH
OSTENSIBLY SELFLESS ACTS.
 CINDY: GREAT.
SO YOU GOING TO FORK OVER
THE DOUGH OR NOT?
 DAVID: WELL, I'M THINKING
ABOUT IT.
 CINDY: YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE TAKE
THE MONEY AND RUN AWAY,
DON'T YOU?
 DAVID: WELL, I HOPE NOT.
 CINDY: I WON'T, I PROMISE.
 DAVID: WELL,
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GAMBLING MAN.
 CINDY: YOU'LL DO IT?
 DAVID: I MEAN, A BELLY LAUGH
LIKE THAT IS PRICELESS.
SO WHAT DID YOU SAY IT WAS --
100,000, RIGHT?
 CINDY: YEAH, FOR STARTERS.
I GUESS THE BURN UNIT CAN WAIT.
 DAVID: BURN UNIT?
 CINDY: YEAH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE ALL OF THOSE POOR,
UNINSURED BURN VICTIMS WILL GET
CARE SOMEPLACE ELSE UNTIL I CAN
COME UP WITH ANOTHER $100,000.
 DAVID: HMM.
SAY NO MORE.
200,000 IT IS.
 CINDY: REALLY?
 DAVID: MM-HMM.
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM SUFFERING
ON MY ACCOUNT.

 JOSIE: I DON'T SEE CAMERON
AND AMANDA.
 GARY: WELL, I'M SURE THAT --
EXCUSE ME, HONEY.
I'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO
WITH AN OLD FRIEND.
 JOSIE: GARY, DON'T.
 GARY: AFTER WHAT SHE'S DONE?
 JOSIE: GARY, PLEASE,
THIS ISN'T ANY EASIER FOR ME.
SHE'S MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON
IN THE WORLD NOW THAT
HER HUSBAND'S DEAD.
BUT TONIGHT IS ALREADY
UNCOMFORTABLE, TRYING TO MAKE
A NEW START WITH CAMERON
AND AMANDA.
 GARY: I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT
THIS IS FOR YOU.
 JOSIE: SO, PLEASE,
PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT HARDER
BY STARTING SOMETHING
WITH CINDY, AS SATISFYING AS IT
MAY BE.
 GARY: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE WITH YOU EVERY STEP
OF THE WAY.
 JOSIE: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE
FORGIVEN ME.
 GARY: WELL, I HAVE.
AND AMANDA HAS, TOO.
 JOSIE: NO, YOU LOVE ME.
 GARY: MM-HMM.
 JOSIE: AMANDA DOESN'T EVEN
LIKE ME.
I MEAN, SINCE BOCA LYNDA,
I'VE HAD THE DISTINCT FEELING
THAT SHE'D LIKE TO GIVE ME
A GOOD PUNCH IN THE FACE.
 CAMERON: HEY.
 GARY: HEY.
 CAMERON: THERE YOU ARE.
 GARY: HOPE WE'RE NOT LATE.
 CAMERON: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT
ON TIME.
 GARY: OK.
 CAMERON: HOW YOU DOING,
JOSIE?
 JOSIE: FINE, THANKS.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I REALLY MEAN THAT.
YOU TOO, AMANDA.
 AMANDA: WELL, I GUESS THIS
MAKES US SISTERS-IN-LAW.
 JOSIE: YEAH.
YEAH, PRETTY WEIRD.
 AMANDA: I GUESS WE'LL GET
USED TO IT.
 JOSIE: THEY SAY SOME
SISTER-IN-LAWS NEVER WARM UP
TO EACH OTHER.
 AMANDA: WELL, I'M HOPING
WE'RE GOING TO BE THE EXCEPTION.
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, MY
SISTER-IN-LAW WAS BRAVE ENOUGH
TO TELL ME WHEN I WAS BEING
A POMPOUS TWIT.
 JOSIE: SHE'S REALLY OK
WITH THIS.
 CAMERON: HEY, WE'RE MARRIED,
AREN'T WE?
 JOSIE: YES.
YES, YOU ARE.
 AMANDA: I GUESS I'VE LEARNED
THAT PEOPLE CAN DO A LOT
OF THINGS WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED
TO THE EDGE.
 JOSIE: THANK YOU.
 GARY: OK.
NOW THAT WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH
THE PRELIMINARIES, LET'S TRY
SITTING DOWN, HUH?
 AMANDA: OK.
 CAMERON: I'M ALL FOR THAT.
 JOSIE: MAYBE THIS WILL REALLY
WORK OUT AFTER ALL.
 GARY: MM-HMM.

 CHRIS: I'D BETTER WARN TONI
ABOUT THIS.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE --
 TONI: O.K., CHRIS,
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
 K.C.: TOO LATE.
 TONI: THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
 CHRIS: ACTUALLY --
 TONI: IS THIS YOUR WAY
OF GETTING BACK AT ME,
THIS, HUH?
 CHRIS: TONI, I'M NOT THE ONE.
YOU NEED TO ASK YOUR SISTER HOW
THIS HAPPENED.
 TONI: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO
WITH THIS?
 K.C.: WELL, I DID HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO --
 TONI: YEAH, WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU HATE ME SO MUCH.
 K.C.: I DON'T HATE YOU.
I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING
NICE.
I JUST KIND OF JUMPED THE GUN.
 TONI: WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
 K.C.: WELL, I KNEW THAT CHRIS
WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO MARRY
HIM, BUT I HAD NO IDEA THAT
YOU WOULD TURN A MAN LIKE THAT
DOWN OR A RING LIKE THAT DOWN.
 TONI: WHAT RING?
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A RING.
 CHRIS: I NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
YOU STARTED GOING OFF ABOUT
YOUR JOB, MADE IT CLEAR WHERE
YOUR PRIORITIES WERE.
 TONI: WHAT? A RING?
 CHRIS: A RING.
IT'S A SHINY, CIRCULAR OBJECT
WITH A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE.
IT USUALLY MEANS TILL DEATH DO
US PART, UNLESS YOU GET A BETTER
OFFER IN TAMPA.
 TONI: THAT'S NOT FAIR.
THAT'S NOT FAIR, CHRIS.
YOU NEVER PROPOSED TO ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING
TO PROPOSE TO ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S AFRAID
OF COMMITMENT.
 CHRIS: YEAH, I WAS.
 TONI: YEAH, WHAT,
YOU'RE NOT NOW?
 CHRIS: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM
ANYMORE, TONI.
I MEAN, THERE I WAS WITH THIS
RING IN MY POCKET AND YOU BLOW
ME OFF OVER SOME JOB.
I THOUGHT COMMITMENT WAS
A TWO-WAY THING.
 TONI: OH, WHAT, SO MARRIED
WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE
CAREERS, IS THAT IT?
 CHRIS: TONI, WHAT I'M SAYING
IS WHEN YOU GET MARRIED,
YOUR PRIORITIES GOT TO CHANGE.
YOUR FAMILY HAS TO COME FIRST.
 TONI: IF YOU'RE A WOMAN.
ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS, K.C.?
YOU SEE HOW SEXIST HE CAN BE?
 K.C.: UH, I'M JUST AN INTERN.
I DON'T HAVE AN OPINION.
 CHRIS: HERE WE GO
WITH THE TWISTING OF THE WORDS.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS CRAZY.
WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE WERE
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO.
 TONI: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW, A COUPLE
MONTHS AGO, WHEN YOU KEPT SAYING
I WASN'T SENSITIVE ENOUGH --
 TONI: YOU'RE NOT.
 CHRIS: AND YOU KEPT QUOTING
THE LOVE LADY'S ADVICE, AND THEN
YOU FOUND OUT I WAS
THE LOVE LADY ALL ALONG?
 TONI: WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, CHRIS?
 CHRIS: IT JUST GOES TO PROVE
THAT I AM SENSITIVE.
YOU JUST REFUSE TO ADMIT IT.
 TONI: OH, YEAH, YOU'RE
SO SENSITIVE, YOU OFFERED ME
A RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
 CHRIS: OH, COME ON,
TONI, I WAS TRYING TO BE
SUPPORTIVE, DAMN IT.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAN'T
TELL HOW BADLY I WANT
YOU TO STAY HERE?
 TONI: NO, NO, I CAN'T.
 CHRIS: HOW MUCH I WOULD MISS
YOU IF YOU LEFT?
 TONI: NO, I CAN'T TELL.
 CHRIS: WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL
CONVINCE YOU.
 CHRIS: FOR THE RECORD, TONI,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
 TONI: YOU DON'T?
 CHRIS: I'D GO CRAZY
WITHOUT YOU.
 TONI: YOU WOULD?
I COULDN'T LEAVE YOU, CHRIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
THINKING.
 CHRIS: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
 TONI: I LOVE YOU, TOO.

 CASS: CHARLIE?
CHARLIE, HONEY, ARE YOU HERE?
IT'S DAD!
 CHARLIE?
OH, GOD, FRANKIE.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
I LET THAT WOMAN GET TO ME
AND I LET HER GET TO CHARLIE,
AND NOW SHE'S RUN OFF
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE
SHE IS.
AND I'M SCARED.
I WISH SO MUCH THAT YOU WERE
HERE.
YOU'D KNOW WHERE CHARLIE WENT.
IT'S SO HARD TO DO THIS ALONE.
 CASS: NO, I DIDN'T GO
TO THE PARK.
ANNE SAID THAT WAS THE LAST
PLACE THAT SHE SAW CHARLIE.
SO I SHOULD CHECK OUT THE PARK,
SHOULDN'T I?
THANKS, HONEY.
I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU.

 CHARLIE: SOMEBODY HELP ME.
PLEASE HELP ME.

 GARY: HEY, WHAT'S CINDY DOING
WITH THAT HALLIDAY GUY?
 AMANDA: I GUESS HER MOURNING
PERIOD IS OVER.
 JOSIE: YEAH, THEY DESERVE
EACH OTHER.
 GARY: YOU LEAVE TOWN
FOR A FEW WEEKS AND EVERYTHING
CHANGES, HUH?
 CAMERON: YOU'RE TELLING ME.
RACHEL JUST GOT BACK
FROM KEY WEST.
GUESS WHO SHE BROUGHT WITH HER.
 GARY: WHO?
 CAMERON: CARL.
 GARY: CARL?
WAIT -- CARL'S DEAD.
 AMANDA: WELL, WHAT IS IT
THEY SAY?
FROM MARK TWAIN --
"RUMORS OF HIS DEATH HAVE BEEN
GREATLY EXAGGERATED."
 GARY: YEAH.
SO WHERE'S HE BEEN?
 JOSIE: HE MADE IT OUT
OF THE FIRE IN THE HOSPITAL?
 AMANDA: BASICALLY,
WHAT MY MOTHER SUSPECTED IS
TRUE.
HE HAD A BRAIN TUMOR.
 CAMERON: THAT'S WHY HE SAID
HE DID ALL THESE CRAZY THINGS.
 AMANDA: HE THOUGHT THAT
WE WERE ALL PLOTTING AGAINST
HIM, SO HE CAME UP WITH THIS
ELABORATE PLAN.
 GARY: SO THIS TUMOR --
IS IT --
 AMANDA: THEY THOUGHT IT WAS
INOPERABLE AT FIRST,
AND SO THAT'S WHY CARL LET MOM
BELIEVE THAT HE WAS DEAD,
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HER TO GO
THROUGH IT TWICE.
 CAMERON: HE HAD SOME SORT
OF RISKY OPERATION, BUT, BY SOME
MIRACLE, HE PULLED THROUGH.
SO HE'S BACK.
 AMANDA: AND ALL IS FORGIVEN.
 GARY: YEAH, WELL, WAIT TILL
HE MEETS HALLIDAY.
 AMANDA: ACTUALLY, I DON'T
THINK HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO.
HALLIDAY HAS RESIGNED TO BEING
A SILENT PARTNER.
YOU SEE, YOUR BROTHER HERE
CONVINCED HIM THAT HE SHOULD
BACK OFF.
 GARY: HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
 CAMERON: WELL, JOSIE SUPPLIED
ME WITH SOME PHOTOGRAPHS SHOWING
HIM IN A VERY AWKWARD POSITION.
 GARY: ALL RIGHT.
 AMANDA: I NEVER THANKED
YOU FOR THAT, JOSIE.
I REALIZE THAT YOU TOOK A RISK
FOR ME, AND WE WEREN'T EXACTLY
ON THE BEST OF TERMS THEN.
 JOSIE: WELL, JUST THINK WHAT
WE CAN HANDLE NOW.
 GARY: HEY, WE ALL MADE
MISTAKES -- ALL OF US,
ALL RIGHT -- BUT WE'RE ADULTS --
AT LEAST WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE --
SO LET'S JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET
BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF JERKS
OUT THERE THAT WILL WALK OVER
YOU AND STAB YOU IN THE BACK,
AND FAMILIES NEED TO STICK
TOGETHER, OK?
SO LET'S JUST PUT ALL THAT CRAP
BEHIND US AND LET'S BE A FAMILY.
 CAMERON: I'M FOR THAT.
HERE'S TO FAMILY AND
TO THE FUTURE.

 CINDY: WHAT, YOU'RE LEAVING
ALREADY?
 DAVID: WELL, WHY NOT?
YOU GOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR.
 CINDY: ACTUALLY, I WAS
ENJOYING YOUR COMPANY.
 DAVID: AH.
SAVE THE FLATTERY FOR THE MAN
WHO HELPS YOU WIN YOUR BET.
ENJOY YOUR WINDFALL.
 CINDY: HUH.
THE MAN
OR THE MONEY?
WHO AM I KIDDING?
MONEY DOESN'T SNORE.
 CINDY: HI. YES, HI.
WHEN IS YOUR NEXT FLIGHT
TO BARCELONA?
GREAT.
I WOULD LIKE ONE ONE-WAY,
FIRST-CLASS TICKET.
CYNTHIA HARRISON.
OH, NO, THANK YOU, I'LL PAY
AT THE AIRPORT.
ADIOS.
OH, WAITER?
 WAITER: YES, WHAT CAN
I GET YOU?
 CINDY: A LIMOUSINE
TO THE AIRPORT.
 JOSIE: GARY, DON'T.
SHE'S NOT WORTH IT. PLEASE?
 GARY: DON'T WORRY, I WON'T
LOSE IT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, CINDY.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT
SAYING GOOD-BYE, ARE YOU?
 CINDY: GARY, YOU'RE BACK.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
 GARY: I BET.
LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND TALK ABOUT
OLD TIMES, SHALL WE?

 K.C.: AHEM.
AHEM.
 TONI: I FORGOT YOU WERE
HERE, K.C.
 CHRIS: ME, TOO.
 K.C.: THAT'S OK.
IT'S GOOD THAT YOU GUYS START
THINKING WITH YOUR HEARTS
INSTEAD OF YOUR BRAINS.
 CHRIS: THANKS FOR THE ADVICE,
KID, BUT I THINK WE CAN HANDLE
IT FROM HERE.
 K.C.: OK, I HOPE SO.
 TONI: SCRAM.
 K.C.: YOU TWO DON'T SCREW UP.
I'M TRUSTING YOU.
 TONI: HOW COULD YOU THINK
I COULD CHOOSE A JOB OVER YOU?
 CHRIS: WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE IT.
I MEAN --
 TONI: WAS THE ONLY THING
I COULD COUNT ON.
 CHRIS: NO.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
 TONI: ARE YOU SCARED?
 CHRIS: YES.
BUT I'M A HELL OF A LOT MORE
SCARED OF LIVING THE REST
OF MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU.
WHEN I HEARD YOU AND JOSIE
TALKING ABOUT --
 TONI: YOU HEARD US?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
 CHRIS: I'M SORRY.
I KNOW I SHOULD'VE, BUT I --
I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT US
AND THE FUTURE AND EVERYTHING,
AND I GOT -- AT FIRST, I GOT
REALLY SCARED.
BUT THEN I STARTED THINKING.
 TONI: THINKING WHAT?
 CHRIS: THAT THERE IS
NO THING, NO ONE ON THIS ENTIRE
PLANET THAT MEANS MORE TO ME
THAN YOU.
NO ONE EVER WILL.
 CHRIS: ANTOINETTE BURRELL,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

 CASS: CHARLIE?
HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
 CHARLIE?
 ANNE: CHARLIE?
ARE YOU HERE?
HONEY, IT'S ANNE!
I'M SORRY!
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID!
 LILA: CHARLIE?
CHARLIE, IT'S LILA.
OK.
OK.
NO, I HAVE TO BE STRONG
FOR CHARLIE'S SAKE.
 CHARLIE: MOMMY, I WISH
YOU WERE HERE.

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YOU TAKE ME AWAY
TO ANOTHER WORLD 
>> CELEBRATING 35 YEARS
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 GARY: CINDY, DID YOU HONESTLY
THINK THAT I WAS GOING TO LET
YOU LEAVE TOWN WITHOUT HAVING
TO DEAL WITH ME?
 CINDY: I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
AFTER SOME TIME AWAY THAT
YOU WOULDN'T BE ANGRY ANYMORE.
 GARY: NO, I'M STILL VERY
ANGRY.
MATTER OF FACT, "ANGRY" DOESN'T
EVEN COME CLOSE.
 CINDY: ALL RIGHT.
I DESERVE THAT.
I DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU SAY
TO ME.
BUT, GARY, I AM SO SORRY
FOR WHAT I PUT YOU THROUGH.
 GARY: NO, YOU'RE JUST ANGRY
THAT YOU DIDN'T GET AWAY
WITH IT.
 CINDY: NO, YOU REALLY DON'T
UNDERSTAND, DO YOU?
I HAD TO POINT THE FINGER
AT SOMEBODY.
 GARY: AH.
 CINDY: THEY WERE GOING TO PIN
THAT MURDER ON ME AND I WAS
INNOCENT.
 GARY: SO WAS I.
 CINDY: YEAH, BUT EVERYBODY
WENT TO BAT FOR YOU.
 GARY: MM-HMM.
 CINDY: EVERYBODY LOVES YOU.
 GARY: MM-HMM.
 CINDY: AND THEY WOULD'VE LET
ME ROT.
 GARY: MM-HMM.
I WONDER WHY. HMM?
LET ME GUESS -- WHAT COULD IT
POSSIBLY BE?
COULD IT BE THAT MAYBE THAT
YOU'RE A SELFISH, EVIL BIMBO
WITHOUT A CONSCIENCE
WHATSOEVER, HMM?
COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE IT? HMM?
 CINDY: YEAH.
 GARY: YEAH.
 CINDY: THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ME!
ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
 GARY: MM-HMM.
 CINDY: THAT'S WHY I WAS GOING
TO TRY TO GET AWAY FROM HERE
AND START OVER SOMEPLACE FAR
AWAY, SO WILL YOU JUST LET ME
GET TO THE LIMO?
 JOSIE: GARY?
GARY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
 CINDY: WELL, GARY HERE WAS
JUST TELLING ME HOW MUCH
HE HATES ME.
BUT REALLY, WHY DWELL
ON THE NEGATIVE, HUH?
LET'S FOCUS ON THE POSITIVE.
YOU TWO ARE OBVIOUSLY BACK
TOGETHER AGAIN AND I'M HAPPY.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO BE HAPPY,
LIVE YOUR HAPPY LIVES
TOGETHER, AND LET ME GO!
 JOSIE: OH, DON'T YOU WISH IT
WERE THAT EASY.

 TONI: OF COURSE I'LL
MARRY YOU.
 CHRIS: YOU WILL?
 TONI: YEAH.
 CHRIS: YOU MEAN IT?
 TONI: I'M NOT THE ONE
WITH THE COMMITMENT PROBLEM,
YOU KNOW.
 CHRIS: OH.
I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU.
 TONI: YES, YOU WILL.
 CHRIS: NO, NO, I WON'T.
 TONI: YOU WILL AND I WILL
DISAPPOINT YOU, AND IT'LL BE OK
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
 CHRIS: I LOVE YOU.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
AHEM.
 TONI: OH, GOD, IT'S
SO PRETTY.
 CHRIS: WITH THIS RING,
I PRONOUNCE US ENGAGED.
WHOA! ENGAGED.
 TONI: THAT WASN'T SO BAD,
WAS IT?
 CHRIS: HOW ABOUT THAT?
NOT AT ALL.
 K.C.: SO YOU TWO WORKED
THINGS OUT?
 TONI: I THINK THAT WE DID.
 K.C.: OH, MY GOSH,
YOU'RE ENGAGED!
CONGRATULATIONS!
 TONI: THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SEEN YOU HAPPY FOR ME.
 K.C.: IT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SEEN YOU DO SOMETHING
SO SMART.
OH, GOSH, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY,
BOSS!
 CHRIS: THANK YOU.
 K.C.: OH!
SO, DID YOU TWO FIGURE OUT
YOUR FUTURE?
 CHRIS: WELL, WE GOT ENGAGED
ALREADY.
COME ON, GIVE US A BREAK.
IS SHE ALWAYS THIS MUCH
OF A NAG?
 TONI: YEAH, I'M THE EASYGOING
OF THE TWO.
 K.C.: OK, I MEANT YOUR JOBS.
 TONI: TAMPA.
I'VE ALREADY ACCEPTED THE JOB.
 CHRIS: SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ABOUT IT?
 TONI: DON'T YOU MEAN WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?
I MEAN, WE'VE BOTH GOT GREAT
JOBS AND ONE OF US HAS GOT
TO TURN ONE DOWN.
WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?

 LILA: OK.
CHARLIE?
CHARLIE, HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
IT'S LILA!
 CHARLIE: IS THAT YOU, LILA?
 LILA: YES, SWEETHEART,
IT'S ME.
WHERE ARE YOU?
 CHARLIE: RIGHT HERE.
 LILA: OH.
OH, CHARLIE, HONEY.
OH, THANK GOD.
YOUR DADDY IS GOING TO BE
SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, SWEETHEART.
 CHARLIE: WHERE IS HE?
 LILA: HE'S LOOKING FOR YOU.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU.
 CHARLIE: I GUESS.
 LILA: ARE YOU OK?
WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
 CHARLIE: THERE WAS THIS MAN
AND HE WAS REALLY CREEPY
AND HE WAS FOLLOWING ME.
 LILA: DID HE HURT YOU?
 CHARLIE: NO, I RAN AWAY TOO
FAST, BUT I WAS SO SCARED
I WOULD FIND HIM AGAIN.
 LILA: OH, BABY, DON'T
YOU WORRY.
EVERYTHING'S OK, ALL RIGHT?
I'M HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOUR DADDY.
HE'S SO WORRIED.
LET'S GO LOOK FOR HIM, OK?
COME ON.
COME WITH ME.
IT'S OK.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF LIGHTNING.
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK.
 CHARLIE: YOU'RE SCARED.
 LILA: NO. NO, NO.
NO, I'M JUST A LITTLE STARTLED,
THAT'S ALL.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO SIT DOWN
HERE FOR A MINUTE?
WE'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS WE STAY
AWAY FROM THE TREES.
OK?
 CHARLIE: OK.
 LILA: ALL RIGHT.
 CHARLIE: I WISH MY DAD WAS
HERE.
 LILA: I'M HERE, SWEETHEART.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST
FINE.
IT'S NOTHING BUT A SILLY OLD
STORM.

 LILA:  THE BELLS ARE RINGING
FOR ME AND MY GAL
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA 
 CHARLIE: I DON'T CARE
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS.
I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
 LILA: OH, SWEETHEART.
 CHARLIE: WHY WERE YOU LOOKING
FOR ME, ANYWAY?
 LILA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY
WAS I LOOKING FOR YOU?
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
 CHARLIE: YEAH, BUT
YOU AND DAD BROKE UP.
YOU GUYS CALLED OFF THE WEDDING.
 LILA: HONEY --
NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME,
CHARLOTTE FRAME WINTHROP --
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN
ME AND YOU DAD, I LOVE YOU.
ME.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU GOT IT?
 CHARLIE: GOT IT.
 LILA: GOOD.
 CASS: CHARLIE!
WHERE ARE YOU, CHARLIE?
 LILA: HONEY, I THOUGHT
I HEARD YOU.
WE'RE OVER HERE.
 CASS: OH, MY GOD.
 LILA: SHE'S OK. SHE'S FINE.
 CASS: DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED
YOU HAD ME?
OH, GOD.
 CHARLIE: LILA TOLD ME.
I'M SORRY.
 CASS: DON'T EVER DO THAT
TO ME AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
 CHARLIE: I'M SORRY
I SCARED YOU.
I SCARED MYSELF, TOO.
 CASS: AS LONG AS YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT.
WHY'D YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT?
DID ANNE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THIS?
I THOUGHT SO.
 CHARLIE: BUT IT WASN'T
HER FAULT.
SHE JUST TOLD ME THE TRUTH,
AND HOW SHE DIDN'T REALLY CARE
ABOUT ME AND SHE WAS JUST USING
ME BECAUSE SHE LIKED YOU, AND IT
KIND OF HURT, YOU KNOW?
SO I STARTED RUNNING AND I GOT
LOST.
I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE
YOU AGAIN.
 CASS: I'LL ALWAYS FIND YOU,
SWEETHEART.
I'M HERE, AND SO IS LILA.
WE LOVE YOU.
 LILA: YEAH, WE DO.
 CHARLIE: DOES THAT MEAN
YOU GUYS ARE BACK TOGETHER?
 CASS: YES, IT DOES.
WE'RE ALL TOGETHER NOW.
AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
 LILA: DON'T YOU EVER SCARE US
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
 CASS: HEY, DON'T YOU TICKLE
MY LITTLE GIRL LIKE THAT.
I'LL HOLD HER.
YOU GET HER, CHARLIE.
CHARLIE, YOU GET HER.
 LILA: GET HIM, CHARLIE!
 CASS: GET HER!
OH, YOU'RE BOTH GANGING UP
ON ME, HUH?
 LILA: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

 JOSIE: FORGET YOU?
SURE, CINDY, I'LL FORGET HOW
YOU BLACKMAILED ME,
THREATENED MY JOB, MY
MARRIAGE -- AND THE LAST SEVEN
MONTHS OF TORTURE I WON'T EVEN
THINK TWICE ABOUT.
 CINDY: THAT REALLY WOULD BE
THE HEALTHIEST THING, YOU KNOW.
 JOSIE: YES, IT WOULD BE.
AND WHILE I'M AT IT, I WON'T
EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT LITTLE
FIGHT WE HAD ON THE DOCKS --
THE ONE THAT SENT ME INTO LABOR?
 CINDY: WELL, YOU GOT TO LET
IT GO SOMETIME.
 JOSIE: I WOULD LOVE TO,
CINDY.
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM --
I HAVE A PICTURE IN MY HEAD
OF A LITTLE BABY --
MY SON, WHO NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
 CINDY: OK, NOW, THAT
YOU CANNOT PIN ON ME.
 JOSIE: OH, REALLY?
 CINDY: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M NOT
THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO SLEEP
WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW AND THEN
LIE ABOUT IT!
 GARY: NOW WAIT A SECOND.
 JOSIE: NO, GARY.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
 CINDY: AH!
[WATER SPLASHES]
 JOSIE: I FEEL SO MUCH
BETTER NOW.
 GARY: ME, TOO.
LET'S GO HOME.

[CINDY GASPS]
 CINDY: WELL, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, THERE GOES WHAT'S
LEFT OF MY DIGNITY!
OH, BUT I LEAST I STILL --
I STILL --
NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, NO.
OH, NO, COME ON.
NOBODY'S GOING TO BE ABLE
TO READ THAT!
IT'S WORTHLESS, AND SO AM I!
 DAVID: YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE NICER PLACES
FOR A MIDNIGHT SWIM.
 CINDY: SOMEBODY PUSHED ME IN!
 DAVID: NOW, WHO WOULD DO
A THING LIKE THAT?
 CINDY: STOP IT!
HALF THE POPULATION OF BAY CITY
WOULD LIKE TO DROWN ME!
THAT'S WHY I WAS TRYING
TO LEAVE!
 DAVID: WITH MY CHECK?
 CINDY: YES, WITH YOUR CHECK!
I WAS GOING TO SCREW YOU OVER,
AND I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!
I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE!
 DAVID: WELL, I HAVE TO AGREE.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE MORAL FIBER
TO BE HONEST AND YOU --
YOU DON'T HAVE THE INGENUITY
TO BE DISHONEST, SO --
 CINDY: NO, I CAN BE HONEST,
I CAN BE HONEST.
I'M JUST A LITTLE OUT
OF PRACTICE.
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, PLEASE?
 DAVID: SORRY.
A BET'S A BET.
YOU REGRESSED TO YOUR FORMER
HABITS, SO I GET TO KEEP
MY MILLION AND YOU GET TO --
WELL, LIVE WITH YOURSELF.
 CINDY: WHY BOTHER LIVING?
I HAVE NO MONEY AND
NO PROSPECTS.
 DAVID: WELL, HERE'S
AN IDEA, CINDY --
GET A JOB!
 CINDY: WHO WOULD HIRE ME?
 DAVID: WELL,
I GUESS I COULD FIND
YOU SOMETHING.
 CINDY: ARE YOU OFFERING
ME A JOB?
 DAVID: YES, I THINK I AM.
 CINDY: THEN IT MUST BE TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY --
ALL RICH PEOPLE REALLY ARE
CRAZY.
 DAVID: OH, WELL,
I DON'T KNOW.
 CINDY: WHY ELSE WOULD
YOU OFFER A JOB TO A WOMAN THAT
YOU KNOW HAS LIED AND CHEATED
OVER AND OVER, WHO HAS PROVEN
TO BE COMPLETELY INEPT
IN EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER
ATTEMPTED, AND WHO LOOKS LIKE
SHE WAS JUST TRAMPLED BY A HERD
OF WATER BUFFALO?
 DAVID: WELL,
YOU'RE A HANDFUL, BUT --
WELL, I FIGURE IT'S BETTER
TO KEEP YOU CLOSE SO I CAN MAKE
SURE YOU DON'T DO ANY MORE
DAMAGE TO ME OR TO YOURSELF.
AS FAR AS YOUR APPEARANCE,
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LOOK MORE
BEAUTIFUL.

 CHRIS: TONI, I CAN'T LET
YOU PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE
THIS.
I MEAN, YOU'D BE POLICE CAPTAIN
OF A MAJOR CITY.
 TONI: I KNOW.
MEANWHILE, YOU'RE HERE
AT THE "HERALD" ON THE FAST
TRACK TO BEING EDITOR IN CHIEF.
 CHRIS: YEAH, BUT THEY HAVE
NEWSPAPERS IN TAMPA.
 TONI: YEAH, BUT YOU'D HAVE
TO PROVE YOURSELF ALL OVER
AGAIN.
 CHRIS: SO?
IF YOU STAY HERE, YOU'D BE
WORKING UNDER JOE CARLINO,
WHICH MEANS YOU STAND ABOUT
AS MUCH CHANCE OF BECOMING
POLICE CAPTAIN ANYTIME SOON
AS I DO PLAYING CENTER
FOR THE BULLS.
 K.C.: WHICH, THE WAY
THEY PLAYED THIS YEAR, YOU JUST
NEVER KNOW.
 TONI: COME ON, K.C.
 K.C.: LOOK, IF SOMEONE
DOESN'T PUSH YOU GUYS ALONG,
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A DECISION.
 CHRIS: K.C., THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO DO, OK?
WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
 K.C.: OK, WELL, I FIGURED IT
OUT FOR YOU, OK?
UNLESS TONI PLANS ON COMMUTING
DOWN TO FLORIDA EVERY DAY,
ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE UP A JOB.
 TONI: YEAH, WE KNOW.
WE GOT THAT PART.
LOOK, YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP
YOUR JOB AND I'LL JUST SAY
NO TO THE PEOPLE IN TAMPA.
 CHRIS: NO, NO, NO.
I CAN'T LET YOU PASS UP
AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS, BABY.
 TONI: WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IN TAMPA?
 CHRIS: WELL, I'LL FIND
SOMETHING EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?
I MEAN, IF I'M LUCKY,
ANOTHER NEWSPAPER.
 K.C.: YOU KNOW, SOMEONE'S GOT
TO GIVE UP SOMETHING.
 TONI: SAVE IT FOR
COLLEGE, OK?
LOOK, CHRIS, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GIVE UP YOUR CAREER FOR ME
AND I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP
MY CAREER FOR YOU, SO WE JUST
HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT,
THAT'S ALL.
 CHRIS: HOW?
 TONI: I DON'T KNOW.

 AMANDA: CAMERON?
I DON'T MEAN TO PANIC
OR ANYTHING, BUT JOSIE AND GARY
NEVER CAME BACK.
 CAMERON: REALLY?
I DIDN'T NOTICE.
WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING AT YOU.
 AMANDA: THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WORRIED?
 CAMERON: NOPE.
 AMANDA: NO?
WHAT IF THEY KILLED CINDY?
 CAMERON: I THINK THEY'RE
AT HOME AND THEY'RE IN BED,
AND I HOPE THAT THEY'RE AS MUCH
IN LOVE AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
 AMANDA: TONIGHT WENT WELL,
DIDN'T IT?
 CAMERON: YEAH.
AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK.
 AMANDA: ME?
 CAMERON: MM-HMM.
 AMANDA: WHY?
 CAMERON: BECAUSE OF THE WAY
YOU BURIED THE HATCHET
WITH JOSIE.
COULDN'T YOU SEE HOW RELAXED
SHE WAS GETTING?
IT WAS LIKE THIS BURDEN OF GUILT
HAD FINALLY BEEN LIFTED.
 AMANDA: WELL --
 CAMERON: MADE ME FEEL
GOOD, TOO.
 AMANDA: I GUESS I KIND --
I GUESS I KIND OF FIGURED THAT
I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A REASON
TO BE JEALOUS ANYMORE OF ANYONE.
I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I WANT.
 CAMERON: HMM.
AND I'D LIKE A COUPLE OF KIDS,
A NICE BIG HOUSE, A DOG.
 AMANDA: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?
 CAMERON: WHAT?
 AMANDA: I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP
AND KISS ME.

 ANNE: I DON'T USUALLY
TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, BUT
I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT
I MEANT WELL.
I FELT SO GUILTY FOR SO LONG
FOR HELPING THAT HORRIBLE MAN GO
FREE.
I'M SO SORRY.
IT COST YOU YOUR LIFE AND IT
COST CHARLIE HER MOM AND CASS
A WIFE.
AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE
IT UP TO THEM, BUT I MADE THINGS
SO MUCH WORSE.
THEY DON'T NEED ANYTHING
FROM ME.
THEY'VE GOT LILA
AND THEIR MEMORIES OF YOU
AND EACH OTHER.
I AM GLAD THAT I GOT TO KNOW
YOUR FAMILY.
AND IN A STRANGE WAY, I GOT
TO KNOW YOU, TOO.
 ANNE: OH --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT CASS
AND CHARLIE.
THEY'RE IN GREAT HANDS.

 CASS: I AM NEVER LETTING ANY
GIRL THAT I LOVE OUT OF MY SIGHT
EVER AGAIN, AND THAT GOES
FOR BIG GIRLS, TOO.
 LILA: OH.
SO NOW HE'S GOING TO KEEP ME
UNDER LOCK AND KEY.
YOU HEAR THAT?
 CASS: WORSE, WORSE --
I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU.
 LILA: UH --
 CASS: AND NO IFS,
ANDS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT.
 LILA: BUT --
 CASS: I SAID NO BUTS.
 LILA: BUT --
 CASS: AS OF THIS MOMENT,
THE WEDDING IS ON.
UNDERSTOOD?
 LILA: WILL YOU LET ME
TALK NOW?
 CHARLIE: YES.
 CASS: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT
SHE HAS TO SAY.
 LILA: I WAS GOING TO SAY YES.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO WAIT.
EVERY TIME WE WAIT,
SOMETHING HAPPENS, CASS,
SOMETHING GETS IN THE WAY.
I JUST WANT TO GET MARRIED,
AND I WANT TO GET MARRIED RIGHT
AWAY.
 CASS: WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD
TO ME.
 LILA: OK.
 CASS: WE WON'T LEAVE ANY TIME
FOR FIGHTS, MISUNDERSTANDINGS,
OR RUNAWAY CHILDREN.
WE'LL GET MARRIED REAL SOON.
 LILA: HOW SOON?
 CASS: DAY AFTER TOMORROW?
 CHARLIE: GREAT.
 LILA: PERFECT.
 CASS: I MEAN, THAT MEANS
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO PLAN
ANYTHING ELABORATE.
 LILA: OH, NO, IT HAS TO BE
BIG, CASS.
OH, PLEASE SAY IT'LL BE BIG.
LET IT BIG.
LET'S INVITE THE WHOLE TOWN,
EVEN PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW.
 CHARLIE: EVEN PEOPLE WE DON'T
LIKE.
 CASS: WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
CHARLIE?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A WEDDING?
 CHARLIE: I FEEL LIKE WE'LL BE
A FAMILY AGAIN, THE WAY MOM
WOULD'VE WANTED.
[WIND CHIMES RING]
 CASS: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
 LILA: WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY
CHIMES.
 CASS: BUT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO DOES.
I HAVE THE FEELING SHE'S SMILING
DOWN ON US RIGHT NOW.
COME HERE, YOU.

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FROM TOMORROW'S SHOW.

 VICKY: HOW COULD
YOU SAY THAT?
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
 JAKE: BUT IT'S NOT WHAT
YOU THINK.
 DONNA: LET ME TAKE CARE
OF IT.
LET ME TAKE CARE OF IT.

 MARLEY: I'VE DECIDED TO LEAVE
BAY CITY FOR GOOD.
I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO CHINA.

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