[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] VICKY: YOU'VE COME BACK FOR MORE, JAKE. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY TAKING THIS BABY-MAKING A LITTLE LITERALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? BUT IF YOU NEED SOME INSURANCE -- DONNA: VICTORIA? VICKY: MOTHER. DONNA: WE NEED TO TALK. VICKY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN -- DONNA: I'M REALLY SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, AND I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF -- NOT BY MY OWN DECISION, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PUT IT OFF ANYMORE. VICKY: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME TODAY, SO WHATEVER YOU CAME HERE TO SAY, DON'T. GRANT: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO THANK ME IN PERSON. MARLEY: FOR WHAT? GRANT: EXTRICATING YOU FROM THIS TANGLED WEB YOU'RE WEAVING. I COULD'VE TOLD JAKE THAT MY VISIT WITH KIRKLAND WAS YOUR IDEA. MARLEY: YOU'RE EXPECTING GRATITUDE? GRANT: FOR STARTERS. MARLEY: FORGET IT, GRANT. GRANT: OH, MARLEY. MARLEY, MARLEY -- MARLEY: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? GRANT: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HELP ME? HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE? MARLEY: I WANT YOU TO LEAVE. GRANT: OH, I SEE. OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANT VICTORIA TO SEE US TOGETHER. SHE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT, WOULD SHE? AND JAKE? IF HE FOUND OUT THAT YOU LIED, YOU'D HAVE TO KISS THAT DREAM GOOD-BYE, TOO, WOULDN'T YOU? HMM. THEN YOU'D NEVER GET HIM. CINDY: WANT TO SPEAK, PUFFY, HUH? SPEAK. OH, YEAH, YOU GOT A LITTLE SECRET INSIDE OF YOU, DON'T YOU? AND ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO BE PUFFY, THE WONDER TALKING DOG. AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO SEE GRANT THROWN IN JAIL FOR LIGHTING THAT FIRE THAT ALMOST KILLED DANTE, PAULINA. PAULINA. PAULINA WAS MY LAST FRIEND. GUESS YOU'RE IT NOW, AREN'T YOU? [KNOCK ON DOOR] CINDY: PAULINA, HI. PAULINA: HELLO, CINDY. CINDY: COME IN. I WAS -- I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD -- PAULINA: NO, LET ME DO THIS. I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT HOW YOU'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING. CINDY: WELL, NO, NO, NO. PAULINA: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER MUCH, BUT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE. CINDY: I KNOW, BUT -- PAULINA: YOU ALMOST BROKE UP MY MARRIAGE. YOU LET MY HUSBAND THINK I WAS ON DRUGS, THAT THE FIRE WAS MY FAULT. CINDY: I WANTED TO -- PAULINA: TO PROTECT YOUR HUSBAND. AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT, JUST LIKE I SAID YOU WOULD. NOW, THE DOZEN MESSAGES? THEY CAN JUST STOP NOW -- CINDY: PAULINA -- PAULINA: BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE ANY INTEREST IN HEARING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CINDY: JOE HAS TO LISTEN TO ME. SEE, I REMEMBER. PAULINA: OH -- CINDY: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SORRY I AM. BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, OK? HERE. TAKE THIS. TAKE IT. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. CINDY: HERE, TAKE THIS. JUST DON'T LET GRANT FIND IT. PLEASE TAKE IT. PAULINA: NO, NO, NO. YOU JUST KEEP THE PUPPY BECAUSE I'M SURE HE MEANS A LOT TO YOU. CINDY: PAULINA, I AM NOT CRAZY. I WAS NOT DRIVING THAT CAR THAT RAN DOWN GRANT AND MARLEY. I KNOW THAT NOW. BUT GRANT FRAMED ME. HE STUCK ME IN A STRAITJACKET. HE GAVE ME A CHEMICAL LOBOTOMY OR SOMETHING. PAULINA: IT LOOKS LIKE IT WORKED, CINDY. CINDY: PAULINA, LISTEN, GARY WAS HELPING ME REGAIN MY MEMORY SO THAT I COULD FIND EVIDENCE TO FINALLY CONVICT GRANT. RIGHT? BUT THEN HE LEFT, AND JOE SAYS THAT HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL NOW, SO NOW YOU AND JOE ARE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE THAT I HAVE. I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO JOE WHEN GRANT WAS LISTENING AND HE HUNG UP ON ME. PAULINA: YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP. WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS WHOLE SONG AND DANCE BEFORE, WHERE YOU SAY YOU HAVE EVIDENCE AGAINST GRANT AND YOU'RE READY TO TURN HIM IN, AND THEN NOTHING. NO, THANKS. I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS. CINDY: PAULINA, I SWEAR TO YOU -- I SWEAR THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT. BECAUSE IF I DON'T GET GRANT, HE IS GOING TO KILL ME. DONNA: WHAT AM I SUPPOSEDLY RUINING? OH, OH, I'M SORRY. MOTHER INTERRUPTUS. I'LL JUST LET YOU AND JAKE GET BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING. VICKY: MOTHER, JAKE'S NOT HERE. DONNA: OH. WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD QUITE A NIGHT LAST NIGHT. VICKY: IT WAS UNFORGETTABLE, UNINTERRUPTED, AND, ACTUALLY, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. DONNA: WELL, I DIDN'T WANT THE GORY DETAILS OR ANYTHING. I'LL JUST HELP YOU CLEAN UP. VICKY: YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD ABOUT ALL THE HELP FROM YOU THAT MY MARRIAGE CAN STAND. PLEASE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS WITH YOU TODAY. I CAN'T. I HAVE TO TRY TO STAY CALM. DONNA: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT AM I DOING? VICKY: YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME CRAZY BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE HAPPY FOR ME AND JAKE WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. DONNA: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? VICKY: I KNOW. MOTHER, I KNOW. AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY -- WHY MY OWN MOTHER IS INTENT ON MAKING EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE MISERABLE. MARLEY: I WANT YOU GONE RIGHT NOW. [KNOCK ON DOOR] JAKE: MARLEY, IT'S JAKE. OPEN UP. GRANT: IT'S JAKE. WHY DON'T I GET THAT FOR YOU? MARLEY: NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T. YOU HIDE. GRANT: HIDE? MARLEY: HIDE. HIDE. YES, IN THERE, AND BE QUIET. GRANT: YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO OWE ME, NOW. MARLEY: DON'T MAKE A NOISE. JAKE. JAKE: HELLO. MARLEY: HI. JAKE: HI. I JUST WANTED TO DROP BY TO SEE IF YOU WERE OK AFTER LAST NIGHT. I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY FACING DOWN YOUR DEMONS, BUT I'M SURE THAT GRANT WON'T BE HARASSING YOU AGAIN ANYTIME SOON. MARLEY: THANKS TO YOU. I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLE I CAUSED. IF I JUST HADN'T LET GRANT SEE KIRKLAND -- JAKE: IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? MARLEY: VICTORIA MUST HATE ME. JAKE: I DIDN'T TELL VICKY. THOUGHT YOU SHOULD TELL HER YOURSELF SO SHE DOESN'T FIND OUT THE SAME WAY I DID, FROM STEVEN. MARLEY: NO, NO. I'LL TELL HER. YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE SHOULD HEAR IT FROM ME. JAKE: I KNOW THIS HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR YOU. MARLEY: NO, NOTHING HAS BEEN EASY FOR ME SINCE THE ACCIDENT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. EVERYTHING I DO SEEMS TO COME OUT WRONG. JAKE: DON'T SAY THAT. MARLEY: NO, I USED TO BE ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, I HAD A NICE LIFE, A JOB I WAS GOOD AT, A LIFE I LOVED -- JAKE: YEAH, AND PEOPLE HERE WHO MISSED YOU AND NEEDED YOU AROUND. LOOK, MARLEY, PEOPLE MESS UP, YOU KNOW? AND WE FORGIVE AND WE MOVE ON, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FAMILY DOES. MARLEY: OK. OK, AND I'LL TELL VICKY. JAKE: WELL, I'D BETTER GET GOING. BUT CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, OK? MARLEY: YEP. JAKE: OH, MUFFINS AND SOME TEA. DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU ANYTHING NICE. MARLEY: I THINK YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. GRANT: BOY, YOU'RE GOOD. WOW, YOU ARE VERY GOOD. I'M IMPRESSED WITH YOU. MARLEY: YOU KNOW, THE SECOND JAKE DRIVES AWAY, YOU ARE OUT OF HERE. GRANT: I DON'T THINK SO. I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT KIRKLAND. MARLEY: NO. NO, GRANT, I WILL NOT INVOLVE THE CHILDREN. GRANT: I'M TRAVELING TO ITALY SOON AND MY SON'S GOING TO GO WITH ME -- WITH YOUR HELP, OF COURSE. MARLEY: NO, I CAN'T. GRANT: WELL, SURE, YOU CAN, BECAUSE, FRANKLY, MARLEY, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. JOE: SO THE DOCTORS ARE DOWN IN BOCA LYNDA. THEY FLEW DOWN IN THE MEDEVAC. THEY'RE WITH AMANDA AND GARY. THEY SAY THAT AMANDA IS DOING VERY WELL. SHE'S GOT NO SERIOUS PHYSICAL INJURIES. RACHEL: WHEN CAN SHE COME HOME? JOE: AS SOON AS GARY'S STABLE ENOUGH TO MAKE THE TRIP. LILA: DID THEY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GARY'S CONDITION? JOE: JUST THAT HE'S LISTED CRITICAL TO SERIOUS, OK? BUT HE'S ALIVE, OK, SO HANG ON TO THAT. RACHEL: SO YOU'LL LET US KNOW AS SOON AS YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FLIGHT? JOE: YOU BET. RACHEL: THANKS. JOE: YOU GOT IT. LILA, TAKE CARE, ALL RIGHT? LILA: YEAH. THANKS, JOE. RACHEL: WELL, THERE'S A LOT TO DO -- PREPARE AMANDA'S ROOM. MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A BIG FAMILY DINNER. LILA: OH, OH, AND HOW ABOUT IF WE HAVE A BAND MEET THE PLANE? I'M SERIOUS. I MEAN, WHAT IF JOE GETS A POLICE ESCORT AND THEN AMANDA COMES HOME TO A HOUSE FILLED WITH FLOWERS? RACHEL: I JUST THINK LESS IS MORE. LILA: OH, OF COURSE. RIGHT. CASS FILLED ME IN ON YOUR TEMPORARY FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES. RACHEL: HE DID? LILA: YES. RACHEL: WELL. EXCUSE ME. LILA: SO WHAT EXACTLY DOES "BROKE" MEAN? I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MOVING INTO A CARDBOARD BOX, SO -- RACHEL: WELL, WE HAVE THIS HOUSE AND WE HAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF CORY STOCK, WHICH, IF THINGS CONTINUE THE WAY THEY ARE, IS TOTALLY WORTHLESS. LILA: YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GOOD AT BUSINESS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP -- RACHEL: NOT UNLESS YOU CAN COME UP WITH AND EXTRA 50,000 TO MAKE PAYROLL. THERE'S NOT A THING YOU CAN DO FOR US -- EXCEPT MAYBE GO UP AND TAKE A NAP AND TAKE CARE OF THAT LITTLE ONE. LILA: HMM. $50,000. WAIT A MINUTE. $50,000. AH. YES. OH, GOD. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO COME IN HANDY. YES, HI. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO KEVIN MARX, PLEASE. YES, HELLO, THIS IS LILA ROBERTS. DOES THE NAME SHANE ROBERTS RING A BELL? YES, YES. YOU WANTED TO TALK TO HIM. YOU WANTED AN EXCLUSIVE WHEN HE WAS ON THE RUN. RIGHT. I'M FLATTERED. LISTEN, I HAVE ANOTHER STORY I THINK YOU MIGHT BE EQUALLY INTERESTED IN. YES, I DO HAVE ONE OF THOSE LIVES. MARLEY: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING KIRKLAND? GRANT: NO. MARLEY: I WILL TELL VICTORIA EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED BEFORE I LET YOU -- GRANT: I DOUBT WHETHER YOU'LL TELL HER EVERYTHING. NOW, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. I'M NOT KIDNAPPING ANYONE. MARLEY: WELL, YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE TAKING KIRKLAND -- GRANT: THE MAYOR OF RAVENNA, ITALY, AND I ARE EXCHANGING JOBS. DID YOU KNOW THAT RAVENNA IS OUR SISTER CITY? I'M GOING TO TRAVEL THERE AND ASSUME HIS DUTIES. HE'S GOING TO COME TO BAY CITY AND ASSUME MY DUTIES. AND I WISH TO HAVE MY SON ACCOMPANY ME. AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, BECAUSE I WANT VICTORIA'S BLESSING. MARLEY: YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO LET YOU TAKE KIRKLAND OUT OF THE COUNTRY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? GRANT: I TOLD YOU, MARLEY, THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. MARLEY: NO, THAT'S WHERE YOU GO OUT. GRANT: NO, MARLEY, YOU CONVINCED McKINNON THAT MY VISIT WITH KIRKLAND LAST NIGHT WAS DUE TO A LOVING, CHARITABLE IMPULSE ON YOUR PART. CONVINCING VICTORIA THAT KIRKLAND SHOULD SPEND A WEEK WITH ME, HIS NATURAL FATHER, SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE TO YOU. MARLEY: I WON'T DO IT, ALL RIGHT? I TOLD YOU, I DO NOT WANT THE CHILDREN -- GRANT: YOU CAN. YOU WILL. DON'T SAY YOU WON'T. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOUR TWIN WILL FIND OUT JUST HOW TWO-FACED YOU REALLY ARE. DONNA: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? OF COURSE I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE MISERABLE. VICKY: YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE HAPPY. YOU KNOW, MOTHER, STOP PRETENDING. THESE PAST COUPLE MONTHS HAVE BEEN HELL. AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAVE DECIDED THAT I DON'T DESERVE MY HUSBAND AND I DON'T DESERVE HAPPINESS. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. DONNA: WELL, I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD LET ME IN ON IT. VICKY: HEY, I AM SORRY THAT YOU THINK THAT MARLEY BELONGS WITH JAKE -- DONNA: I NEVER SAID THAT. VICKY: BUT HE IS MY HUSBAND, AND I CANNOT APOLOGIZE ANYMORE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHAEL. I KNOW A LARGE PART OF ALL OF US DIED THAT NIGHT AND I KNOW A PART OF YOU DIED, TOO, MOTHER, BUT I WAS REALLY HOPING THE BEST PART DIDN'T, THE BEST PART THAT LOVED ME AND COULD FORGIVE ME. DONNA: THERE'S NOTHING TO FORGIVE, VICTORIA. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS. I TOLD YOU -- VICKY: I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT I ALSO KNOW HOW YOU REALLY FEEL, AND WHAT YOU WANT, MOM, ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. I LOVE JAKE, AND I AM GOING TO STAY WITH JAKE, AND WE WILL HAVE THIS BABY TOGETHER. DONNA: I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH THE STUPID WOMAN WHO BELIEVED ALL THOSE LIES THAT WERE IN THE JOURNAL THAT LILA AND GRANT CONCOCTED. BUT I'M WAY BEYOND THAT, AND THERE'S NOBODY WHO'S MORE CONVINCED THAT YOU AND JAKE BELONG TOGETHER. I WANT YOUR MARRIAGE TO LAST FOREVER. I WANT YOU TO HAVE MORE CHILDREN. I WANT, MORE THAN ANYTHING, FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. I REALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I REALLY DO. I WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT. VICKY: YEAH. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST BEEN REALLY TENSE BETWEEN US. DONNA: I KNOW. BUT THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE TODAY. MARLEY: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY TO HER, ANYWAY? "I'M SORRY, DARLING. I WAS IN A LITTLE BIT OF MADNESS AND I TRIED TO KILL YOU, BUT I HIT MARLEY INSTEAD." SHE'S REALLY GOING TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUG AFTER THAT. VICKY: MOTHER? WHAT? DONNA: NOTHING. NOTHING. I KNOW IT'S BEEN REALLY TENSE. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO PUT A STOP TO IT, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, ALWAYS. I LOVE YOU. VICKY: THEN WHY -- YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT JUST -- IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. I JUST -- THANK YOU FOR COMING OVER HERE. DONNA: I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. GIVE MY LOVE TO JAKE. [TELEPHONE RINGS] MARLEY: HELLO? VICKY: HI, MARLEY, IT'S ME. MARLEY: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. VICKY: YEAH, DITTO. MOM WAS JUST HERE. MARLEY: SHE WAS? WHAT DID SHE SAY? VICKY: IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING. SEE, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I WOULD SAY EVERYTHING THAT YOU TOLD ME BEFORE WAS A LIE. CINDY: PAULINA, YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE. GRANT HATES ME NOW. HE'S WATCHING ME LIKE A HAWK. HE'S CONVINCED THAT I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A CHANCE TO BLOW HIM OUT OF THE WATER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S RIGHT. SO, HERE, TAKE THIS. TAKE IT, PLEASE. TAKE IT TO JOE. THERE'S A TAPE INSIDE AND IT PROVE-- [KNOCK ON DOOR] CINDY: OH, NO. PAULINA: ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE? CINDY: NO. PAULINA: CINDY, YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT. SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR. CINDY: OK. OK. MAN: GOOD MORNING, MISS HARRISON. CINDY: WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? MAN: MY NAME'S BRUNO. MAYOR HARRISON'S HIRED ME TO LOOK AFTER YOU. CINDY: OH, MY GOD. SEE? SEE? SEE? HE'S HIRING PEOPLE TO HOLD ME PRISONER NOW. BRUNO: NO. CINDY: HUH? BRUNO: I'M YOUR NEW NURSE. CINDY: RIGHT. BRUNO: MY CERTIFICATION, REFERENCES. CINDY: UH-HUH. PAULINA: WHAT? OH. WELL, HE'S GOT CREDENTIALS. CINDY: YEAH. HE COULD HAVE A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNOR AND I STILL WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S THE FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE TYPE. PAULINA: HMM. NEITHER WERE YOU. CINDY: PAULINA, I AM SORRY. I AM SO SORRY. PAULINA: OH, I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME, AND GUESS WHAT -- YOU'RE TOO LATE. CINDY: NO. NO, I'M NOT TOO LATE. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. I KNOW THAT I MAY NEVER HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND AGAIN. I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG. I HAD THE CHANCE TO HELP YOU, AND I DIDN'T. IT WAS A MISERABLE THING TO DO. PAULINA: THAT IS THE FIRST SENSIBLE THING YOU'VE SAID IN MONTHS, CINDY. CINDY: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE I'M FINALLY GETTING WHAT I DESERVE. BUT WHAT I WANT IS A CHANCE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO NAIL GRANT FOR WHAT HE DID TO US. BUT IF HE FINDS OUT THAT I HAVE MY MEMORY BACK, I WILL GET A LOBOTOMY, AND THEN WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONVICT HIM. PAULINA: RIGHT. WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU THIS TIME, HMM? CINDY: PAULINA, BECAUSE THIS TIME, IF I DON'T GET RID OF HIM, HE WILL GET RID OF ME. GRANT: CYNTHIA, DARLING. WE HAVE COMPANY. [DOORBELL RINGS] LILA: CLAUDIA, I'LL GET IT! WHAT'D I DO WITH MY EARRING? OH. HELLO -- OH. IT'S YOU. CASS: ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU, TOO, LILA. LILA: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, CASS. CASS: EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE, WERE YOU? LILA: NO. NO, I WAS JUST -- CASS: YOU SURE? LILA: THINKING IT WASN'T A GOOD TIME FOR A VISIT. CASS: WELL, THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL CALL. TELL RACHEL I WANT TO SEE HER. LILA: I AM NOT THE HELP. CASS: OH, MY BAD. THE WAY YOU ANSWERED THE DOOR, I GOT CONFUSED. LILA: VERY AMUSING. SO WHAT FIRES YOU PUTTING OUT TODAY, HMM? CASS: WELL, I'M HERE TO SHOW RACHEL MY LATEST FINDINGS ON THE MISSING CORY FUNDS. LILA: OH, MY GOD, CASS. CASS: OH, MY GOD. LILA: OH, MY GOD, YOU FOUND THE MISSING CORY FUNDS! CASS: DOWN, GIRL! LILA -- LILA: OH, CASS, GIVE ME THAT. CASS: I DIDN'T FIND THE MONEY! LILA: OUCH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CASS: GET BACK! GET BACK! LILA: WHAT DID YOU GET? CASS: I DIDN'T FIND THE MONEY. I JUST WROTE A PROGRESS REPORT. LILA: OH, LET ME SEE IT. CASS: ARE YOU RACHEL? LILA: SHE'S NOT HERE, OK? CASS: I'LL WAIT FOR HER. HER EYES ONLY. LILA: COME ON, CASS. ACTUALLY, YOU CAN'T WAIT. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE HOURS BEFORE SHE GETS HERE, YOU KNOW. CASS: WELL, I DON'T MIND. I'M FREE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. LILA: WELL, MAYBE NOT EVERYONE IS AS FREE AS YOU ARE, CASS, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON HOME OR GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND IT FOR RACHEL TO CALL YOU THERE. CASS: WELL, DON'T MIND ME. YOU GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. I WON'T GET IN THE WAY. LILA: YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY WAY. CASS: LILA, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? I KNOW ALL YOUR TRICKS, SUGAR. LILA: I SWEAR, I -- CASS: DON'T DO THAT. LILA: I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. CASS: YET. LILA: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, CASS WINTHROP? CASS: WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, LILA ROBERTS. LILA: I WILL TELL YOU, OK? YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN ME. [DOORBELL RINGS] CASS: WOULD THAT BE YOUR INVITED GUEST? LILA: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I TOLD YOU I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYONE. CASS: YEAH, RIGHT. LILA: KEVIN. HELLO. KEVIN: LILA ROBERTS. LILA: HOW ARE YOU? KEVIN: TERRIFIC TO SEE YOU. LILA: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. KEVIN: MEGATHRILLED YOU CALLED. LILA: MM-HMM. KEVIN: HELL OF A TIME FINDING THIS PLACE. IT'S QUITE A COMPOUND. LILA: YES, WELL, WE CALL IT HOME. KEVIN: OH, MAGNIFICENT. TRULY REMARKABLE. I LOVE IT. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AROUND THIS PLACE, GET THE FEEL OF IT. LILA: WHATEVER YOU WANT. CASS: HI. KEVIN: HI. OH, THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. CASS: "THE GUYS"? WHAT GUYS WOULD THAT BE? KEVIN: MY CREW -- "DOUBLE EXPOSURE," CHANNEL 8 AT 8:00. EASY TO REMEMBER. YOU WATCH THE SHOW. MIND IF I SET UP OVER HERE? CASS: OH, I MIND. I MEGAMIND LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. CINDY: DARLING, YOU'RE HOME! GRANT: DARLING. OH, BOY. BRUNO: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SIR. GRANT: BRUNO, YOU'VE MET YOUR PATIENT HERE, I SEE. BRUNO: EVERYTHING YOU SAID SHE WAS. GRANT: OH, SHE'S THAT AND MUCH, MUCH MORE, BRUNO. PAULINA, NICE TO SEE YOU. ALWAYS A PLEASURE. BEEN TOO LONG. PAULINA: YES. CINDY: I WAS JUST ASKING THIS LADY IF SHE WAS HERE TO SEE YOU, AND THEN YOU SHOWED UP. ISN'T THAT LUCKY? GRANT: YOU CAME TO SEE ME? PAULINA: ACTUALLY, I WAS HERE TO SEE CINDY. CINDY: OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. ARE WE FRIENDS? PAULINA: THAT DEPENDS. CINDY: I HOPE WE'RE FRIENDS. I REALLY DO. PAULINA: I BETTER GET GOING. I JUST WANTED TO -- I'LL COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. GRANT: EXCUSE US, DARLING. PAULINA: POOR CINDY. I MEAN, I HAD HEARD THINGS, BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THIS BAD. GRANT: WELL, I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO HELP HER REGAIN HER MEMORY, BUT I GUESS WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE -- YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE IT. PAULINA: YES, WELL -- THANK YOU. GRANT: SO LONG. CINDY: GRANT? GRANT: RIGHT WITH YOU, DARLING. I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING SHE DOES AND EVERYTHING SHE SAYS. SOMEWHERE IN THAT MUDDLED, FOUL MESS SHE CALLS A MIND IS SOMETHING I NEED. BRUNO: YES, SIR. GRANT: I THINK A CUP OF SOOTHING HERBAL TEA WOULD TASTE GOOD. CINDY: GRANT? GRANT: YES, DARLING? CINDY: I DON'T NEED A NURSE. GRANT: OH, WELL, DARLING, HE'S HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN I'M AWAY. I WORRY ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE CONFUSED AND YOU'RE VULNERABLE AND SOMEONE COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE. CINDY: NO, I WOULDN'T LET THEM. GRANT: WHAT ABOUT PAULINA? CINDY: SHE'S MY FRIEND, ISN'T SHE? GRANT: SHE WANTED TO SEND US TO PRISON, DARLING. NOW, SHE MAY LOOK HARMLESS, BUT SHE'S BENT ON DESTROYING OUR LIVES. NOW, I'VE GIVEN BRUNO A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO MIGHT USE MY ABSENCE TO THEIR ADVANTAGE, PREY UPON YOU. CINDY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOUR ABSENCE? YOU'RE GOING AWAY? GRANT: JUST FOR A WEEK OR SO. BUSINESS. CINDY: GRANT, I'M YOUR WIFE. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? GRANT: OH, I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF LEAVING MY WREN ALONE. MARLEY: OF COURSE DONNA SEEMED LIKE HERSELF. THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES. SHE'S PERFECTLY NORMAL AND CARING AROUND YOU. THEN WHEN SHE GETS AROUND ME, SHE JUST STARTS SPEWING ALL THIS POISON. VICKY: WELL, STILL, SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS PRETTY THRILLED WHEN I TOLD HER THAT, YOU KNOW, JAKE AND I WERE TRYING TO HAVE A BA-- I'M SORRY, MARLEY. MARLEY: NO. VICKY: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS DO THAT. MARLEY: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY, OK? YOU DON'T HAVE TO EDIT YOURSELF AROUND ME. VICKY: I KNOW, BUT I SHOULDN'T ALWAYS BRING IT UP. MARLEY: NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT? YOU AND JAKE WANT TO HAVE A BABY. I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL THING. EVEN IF DONNA'S ONLY PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY, I JUST WANT YOU TO REMEMBER I REALLY AM. VICKY: YOU ARE THE BEST SISTER, YOU KNOW THAT? MARLEY: WELL, I HOPE YOU'LL -- I HOPE YOU'LL FEEL THAT WAY AFTER I TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. VICKY: UH-OH. THIS DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. WHY? WHAT IS IT? MARLEY: I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO SAY THIS TO YOU, BUT YOU KNOW THE -- YOU KNOW THE VISIT GRANT HAD WITH KIRKLAND THE OTHER NIGHT? VICKY: WHEN YOU RAN INTO HIM AT THE CARNIVAL? YEAH. MARLEY: YES, WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY AN ACCIDENT. VICKY: MARLEY, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? MARLEY: GRANT CAME BY AND BEGGED ME TO ARRANGE FOR HIM TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH KIRKLAND, AND I GAVE IN. VICKY: NO. WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU THINKING? HOW DARE YOU DO THAT! PAULINA: I TELL YOU, IT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING. I MEAN, ONE MINUTE SHE'S SHOVING THIS CARNIVAL DOG AT ME -- JOE: HOT DOG? PAULINA: NO, STUFFED DOG. ANYWAY, THE NEXT MINUTE, SHE'S WRAPPING HERSELF AROUND GRANT LIKE SOME KIND OF NEWLYWED. TALK ABOUT CHILLS UP MY SPINE. JOE: SO HER BRAIN IS STILL FRIED, HUH? PAULINA: WHO KNOWS. I MEAN, SHE KEEPS INSISTING THAT SHE HAS EVIDENCE AGAINST GRANT, BUT SHE'S SO AFRAID THAT HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT. SHE'S SO AFRAID OF HIM. AND THEN WHEN GRANT SHOWS UP -- JOE: HUGS AND KISSES AND EVERYTHING ELSE. PAULINA: EXACTLY. JOE: YOU SEE, WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE ANYTHING SHE SAYS? SHE'S THE ONE WHO REFUSED TO DROP THE DIME ON THE GUY IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHAT, NOW SHE WANTS TO PUT HIM AWAY? PAULINA: NO, BUT SOMETHING -- I DON'T KNOW -- SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT I HAVE TO BELIEVE HER. I MEAN, SHE IS AFRAID OF SOMETHING -- REALLY AFRAID, JOE. JOE: I'LL CHECK IT OUT. I MEAN, IT CAN'T HURT, RIGHT? A MILLION TO ONE SHOT IF SHE CAN PROVE HE STARTED THE FIRE. WHY NOT CHECK IT OUT? NEVER SAY "DIE," RIGHT? PAULINA: EXACTLY. THANK YOU. JOE: ALL RIGHT, BABE. PAULINA: OK, BYE. JOE: SEE YOU. PAULINA: OH, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE NURSE. JAKE: JOE. JOE: JAKE. JAKE: WHAT NURSE? JOE: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'LL FIND OUT. JAKE: OK. PAULINA: HEY. JAKE: HEY. PAULINA: HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? JAKE: HEY, NOT BAD. HOW'S MY BEST FRIEND? YOU HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT AMANDA, BY THE WAY? PAULINA: OH, YEAH. JAKE: OH, GOOD. PAULINA: ACTUALLY, SHE'S WITH GARY, STILL IN BOCA LYNDA. THEY'LL BE TRANSFERRING THEM UP HERE SOON. SHE'S NOT AS BAD OFF AS HE IS. I MEAN, HE'S BEEN HURT PRETTY BADLY, YOU KNOW. JAKE: IF THEY NEED ANYTHING TO BRING HIM BACK, YOU KNOW, MONEY, JET, WHATEVER -- I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP. PAULINA: NO, JOE'S TAKING CARE OF ALL THAT. HE'S GOT IT COVERED. THANKS. JAKE: GOOD. GOOD. IT'LL BE GOOD TO HAVE AMANDA BACK. PAULINA: YEAH, IT WILL. SO YOU COULD'VE FOUND OUT ALL THIS INFORMATION AT THE "HERALD." JAKE: WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING, THAT I NEED AN EXCUSE TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND? PAULINA: APPARENTLY. WHAT'S THE FAVOR? JAKE: WELL, IT'S -- IT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK THAT MARLEY HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS. TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS. PAULINA: SO WHAT'S MARLEY LIKE THESE DAYS? LET ME GUESS -- OBSESSIVE MAYBE, NEEDY, JUST LIKE I SAID SHE'D GET? YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? JAKE: I PUT A STOP TO THAT, AND NOW THERE'S SOME KIND OF VOID IN HER LIFE. PAULINA: OH, BETTER THAT I SHOULD FILL THE VOID RATHER THAN YOU. JAKE: YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING THAT YOU SHOULD PHRASE IT THAT WAY. DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU WILL? PAULINA: SURE, JAKE. WHATEVER IT TAKES. JAKE: OH, YOU'RE THE BEST. PAULINA: I KNOW. THANK YOU. SO IF THIS IS SUCH A LOAD OFF YOUR MIND, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO WORRIED? JAKE: JUST NOT USED TO FEELING LIKE THERE'S A SIDE OF MARLEY SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE. I MEAN, SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO OPEN, BUT I GET THE FEELING LATELY THAT SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING. VICKY: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU LET GRANT SEE KIRKLAND -- MARLEY: I'M SO SORRY. VICKY: WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME. MARLEY: I KNOW I HAD NO RIGHT, AND I SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD YOU BEFORE. VICKY: NOW, WHY, MARLEY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? MARLEY: WELL, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF MY CONCERNS. VICKY: WAIT. WHAT CONCERNS? MARLEY: WELL, I KNOW -- I KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN OF MY OWN, ALL RIGHT, BUT WHEN I WAS IN CHINA WORKING WITH THE ORPHANS -- SOMETIMES KIRKLAND HAS THAT SAME LOOK ON HIS FACE. VICKY: YEAH, WELL, HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN HIS LITTLE LIFE. MARLEY: HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT IF HE WERE AN ADULT. AND STEVEN TELLS ME THAT SOMETIMES HE CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP. VICKY: STEVEN TOLD YOU THAT? MARLEY: HE SAID KIRKLAND FEELS LIKE WHENEVER SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS IN HIS LIFE, A TRAGEDY'S GOING TO COME ALONG AND WIPE IT ALL AWAY. VICKY: MY POOR BABY. WHY DIDN'T HE SAY ANYTHING TO ME? MARLEY: BECAUSE HE'S A BOY. HE'S A LITTLE BOY. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT HE'S A BABY. BUT I DO KNOW HE DOESN'T TRUST ANY OF THE GROWNUPS IN HIS LIFE TO STICK AROUND. SO THAT'S WHY WHEN GRANT CAME BY AND ASKED ME TO SET UP SOME TIME FOR HIM, I GAVE IN. I'M SORRY. I'LL KEEP MY OPINIONS TO MYSELF FROM NOW ON. VICKY: MARLEY, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. MARLEY: I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME, AND I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DIDN'T EVER WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN, BUT PLEASE DON'T KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE BOYS, ALL RIGHT? PLEASE. I NEED THEM SO MUCH. CASS: IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TAKE MY TELEVISION CREW AND I WOULD GET AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE. LILA: JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE, OK? CASS: JUST AS FAR AWAY -- LILA: JUST ONE MINUTE, OK? I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? CASS: I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR SWEET SOUTHERN DERRIERE. YOU'VE INVITED A TABLOID TELEVISION CREW INTO RACHEL'S HOME? ARE YOU NUTS? LILA: I AM DOING THIS FOR RACHEL. SHE TOLD ME THAT ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE IF SHE DIDN'T MAKE THE PAYROLL FOR CORY PUBLISHING. CASS: SHE TOLD YOU THAT? LILA: YES -- WELL, NO, I MEAN, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT, BUT SHE SAID THERE COULD BE A SIT-IN OR A STRIKE. AND SHE'S GOT SO MUCH ON HER MIND WITH AMANDA. AND, CASS, I HAD THIS WONDERFUL IDEA. CASS: OH, LILA, LILA, LILA. LILA: I MEAN, THEY'RE GOING TO JUST TAPE AMANDA'S HOMECOMING AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE US A BIG, FAT CHECK. PROBLEM SOLVED. CASS: PROBLEM JUST BEGINNING. LILA: $50,000, CASS. CASS: YOU WOULD SELL YOUR SOUL THAT CHEAPLY? NOT EVEN YOUR SOUL -- RACHEL'S? LILA: OH, THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M DOING HERE AT ALL. CASS: SHE DOESN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT THIS, DOES SHE? LILA: NO, BECAUSE IT'S A SURPRISE. CASS: OH, IS IT EVER GOING TO BE A BIG ONE, BECAUSE "DOUBLE EXPOSURE" IS TABLOID TELEVISION AT ITS ABSOLUTE NADIR. THERE'S NO SCRIPT APPROVAL. YOU WON'T GET ANY CONTROL OVER WHAT GOES ON ON THE AIR. THEY WILL TAKE THAT TELEVISION CREW AND THEY WILL TRAMPLE THROUGH THIS HOUSE, TRAMPLE THROUGH THE CORYS' LIVES, AND SPIN OUT THIS STORY ANY WAY THEY DAMN WELL CHOOSE. LILA: AND YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO CARE WHAT KIND OF SPIN IS ON THIS STORY ONCE SHE GETS THE CHECK? CASS: SHOW ME THE MONEY, HONEY. WHERE IS IT? LILA: KEVIN HAS IT. CASS: OH, KEVVIE? LILA: HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. CASS: KEVVIE, WOULD YOU MIND SHOWING ME YOUR HOT LITTLE CHECK? LILA: LAWYERS. KEVIN: SAY NO MORE. CASS: THANK YOU. IT'S MADE OUT TO CORY PUBLISHING. KEVIN: THAT WAS THE DEAL, WASN'T IT? LILA: THAT WAS EXACTLY THE DEAL. KEVIN: HEY, I NEED TO GET THE GUYS IN HERE FOR A COUPLE OF ESTABLISHING SHOTS. LILA: YOU'RE THE BOSS. RACHEL: WHAT'S A TELEVISION CREW DOING ON MY FRONT LAWN? KEVIN: YOU MUST BE RACHEL HUTCHINS. AN HONOR. RACHEL: WHO ARE YOU? CASS: YOU WANT TO TELL HER, OR SHALL I? RACHEL: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? KEVIN: MAKE SURE YOU GET A SHOT OF THE STAIRCASE, GUYS. YOU KNOW, THE CHANDELIER -- THE OPULENCE THAT'S BEEN DIMMED BY THE NEAR LOSS OF AMANDA CORY. RACHEL: WHY IS THERE A TELEVISION CREW IN MY LIVING ROOM? LILA: I SAVED THE DAY. KEVIN: KEVIN MARX, "DOUBLE EXPOSURE." GLAD TO MEET YOU. LILA: HE'S HERE TO SHOOT AMANDA'S HOMECOMING. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? KEVIN: RIGHT NOW, WE JUST WANT TO ESTABLISH SOME ATMOSPHERE. RACHEL: I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE ATMOSPHERE OUTSIDE A LOT MORE INVITING. KEVIN: WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE A DEAL. RACHEL: NOT WITH ME YOU DON'T. BUT I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU JUST RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN TAKE THIS CREW OUTSIDE OR I'LL CITE YOU FOR TRESPASSING. ARE YOU REALLY CLEAR ON THAT? LILA: JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS. CASS: HAVEN'T YOU HANDLED ENOUGH, HONEY? LILA: LOOK. IT'S A CHECK FOR $50,000 FOR THE CORY PAYROLL. DON'T SAY NO UNTIL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S THE ANSWER TO OUR PROBLEMS. RACHEL: THIS ISN'T AN ANSWER TO ANYTHING, LILA. TAKE YOUR CREW, YOUNG MAN. SHOO. OUT OF MY HOUSE. SHOO, SHOO. RIGHT NOW. KEVIN: I BROUGHT A CHECK. RACHEL: OH, RIGHT. THERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. KEVIN: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. RACHEL: DON'T FORGET ANYTHING. HERE. GOOD FOR YOU. OUT YOU GO. THANKS A LOT. SEE YOU AROUND. VICKY: MARLEY, ARE YOU SERIOUS? I CANNOT CUT YOU OUT OF KIRKLAND AND STEVEN'S LIVES. MARLEY: WELL, I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF THAT'S HOW YOU FELT. VICKY: I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE IT WOULD KILL THEM IF THEY LOST YOU. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT WOULD KILL ME, TOO. COME ON. YOU'RE COOL AUNT MARLEY. THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT YOU, AND SO AM I. IF WE LOST YOU, MARLEY, WE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. WE'VE LOST WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY. MARLEY: STOP IT. STOP IT. YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY. VICKY: YOU AND I -- WE ARE CONNECTED. WE'RE A PART OF EACH OTHER. MARLEY: YOU STILL FEEL THAT WAY EVEN AFTER I LET YOUR SON GO OFF WITH A MAN YOU HATE? VICKY: WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THAT HATE TAKE OVER TO THE EXTENT IT HAS. I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN PUNISHING GRANT, BUT MAYBE, IN THE PROCESS, I HAVE BEEN PUNISHING KIRKLAND, TOO. MARLEY: YEAH, WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT GRANT. HE DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED. IT'S JUST -- VICKY: YEAH, BUT KIRKLAND LOVES HIS FATHER. I ALWAYS PROMISED MYSELF THAT I WOULDN'T LET KIRKLAND GET HURT BY THE MISTAKES THAT HIS FATHER HAS MADE. BUT MAYBE I'VE BEEN UNFAIR. MARLEY: NO, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN UNFAIR. BUT MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A FEW CHANGES IF IT'S HURTING KIRKLAND. SEE, I WAS -- I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF -- VICKY: WHAT? MARLEY: WELL, MAYBE GRANT AND KIRKLAND COULD GO AWAY, SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO OF THEM. RACHEL: YOU INVITED THAT SLEAZY TABLOID TELEVISION SHOW TO DO A STORY ON MY PRIVATE LIFE? LILA: I -- I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, THAT YOU NEEDED HELP WITH CORY PUBLISHING, YOU NEEDED SOMEBODY TO BAIL YOU OUT. RACHEL: THAT'S NOT BAILING ME OUT. THAT'S DROPPING ME IN IT, LILA. BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME, IS IT? IT'S ABOUT YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING VERY HARD LATELY TO ENDEAR YOURSELF WITH ME. LILA: DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE THAT SINGLE-MINDED AND SELFISH? RACHEL: WAIT A SECOND, LILA. I'VE BEEN THERE. I'VE BEEN OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, EXCEPT I DID IT A LITTLE BETTER THAN YOU AND I GOT IN. LILA: I WAS TRYING TO DO MY PART FOR THIS FAMILY. AND I AM PART OF THIS FAMILY, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOW. RACHEL: NO, THAT CHILD IS PART OF THIS FAMILY. BUT IF YOU CONTINUE THE WAY YOU'RE GOING, YOU WILL NEVER BE PART OF THIS FAMILY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. SO STOP TRYING TO INTERFERE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT HELPING. LILA: OH, HOW I WISH I COULD WIPE THAT SUGAR-EATING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. CASS: I TRIED TO WARN YOU -- LILA: OH, SHUT UP. CASS: REPEATEDLY, AD NAUSEAM, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. LILA: SHUT UP. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP. CASS: YEAH, WELL, THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, HONEY. LILA: I WILL NEVER BE A PART OF THIS FAMILY, HUH? WELL, I AM GOING TO MAKE HER EAT THOSE WORDS, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GET WHAT I WANT. I ALWAYS DO. [DOORBELL RINGS] MARLEY: WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR. DONNA: MARLEY -- MARLEY: BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DONNA -- DONNA: NO, I KNOW. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T TOLD VICTORIA ANYTHING, HAVE YOU? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER ABOUT TRYING TO RUN HER DOWN WITH CINDY. YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH JAKE. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? MARLEY: WELL, WE HAVE TALKED, DONNA. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN SISTERS GET TOGETHER, THERE IS SO MUCH -- DONNA: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO TELL HER ANYTHING, ARE YOU? MARLEY: WHY SHOULD I, DONNA? BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH A LOT BETTER REASON THAN THAT. SO GO AHEAD, DONNA. YOU DO YOUR WORST, BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS DO ONE BETTER. GO AHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE HIT-AND-RUN THE WAY YOU THREATENED TO. DONNA: I TRIED. MARLEY: WHAT? DONNA: I WENT OVER THERE WITH THE INTENTION OF TELLING HER, AND I COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT. YOU HAPPY? [MUSIC PLAYS] SINGER: IF MY MOTHER WAS OUT THERE, I'D DEDICATE THIS TO HER TONIGHT. OOH SINGER: OH IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG, LONG TIME LOOKS LIKE I'D GET YOU OFF OF MY MIND BRUNO: HOW ABOUT SOME NICE COOKIES AND MILK? CINDY: OH. WOW. YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, BUT SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE -- OUT THERE, UNDISCOVERED GALAXIES, DISTANT PLANETS? BRUNO: WELL, ONCE THE SHUTTLE REFUELS, I'M OUT OF HERE. BUT UNTIL THEN, MRS. HARRISON, I'M YOUR NEW NURSE. CINDY: MY HUSBAND MUST REALLY TRUST YOU THEN, HUH? BRUNO: BEST NURSE IN THE GALAXY. AND I DO PLAN ON FOLLOWING THE MAYOR'S INSTRUCTIONS TO A T. CINDY: OK. [KNOCK ON DOOR] CINDY: HEY, I GOT IT. BRUNO: I'LL GET THE DOOR. WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DISTURB YOU. CINDY: RIGHT. BRUNO: YES? MAY I HELP YOU? JOE: YEAH, I'M HERE TO SEE CINDY HARRISON. BRUNO: SHE'S NOT SEEING VISITORS TODAY. JOE: SHE'LL SEE ME. CINDY: ARE YOU HERE TO QUESTION ME? MY HUSBAND DIDN'T TELL ME THAT ANYBODY FROM THE POLICE FORCE WAS COMING. JOE: WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? CINDY: THAT'S BRUNO. HE'S MY NURSE. BRUNO, WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO GET US SOME COFFEE? JOE: DO YOU MIND? CINDY: THANK YOU. JOE, THANK GOD PAULINA HAD YOU COME. JOE: YEAH, SHE SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING FOR ME. CINDY: I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. HE WATCHES EVERYTHING THAT I DO. BUT I'VE GOT IT. I'VE GOT WHAT WE NEED TO STICK IT TO GRANT. JOE: ARE YOU SERIOUS THIS TIME? CINDY: I SWEAR TO YOU, IT IS DO OR DIE. JOE: SO WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE? CINDY: IT'S RIGHT -- PUFFY? PUFFY? OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. DON'T BE GONE. [CINDY WHISTLES] CINDY: COME HERE, DOGGY. COME ON, PUFFY, WHERE ARE YOU? PUFFY? PUFFY? [CINDY WHISTLES] JOE: CINDY, YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG. CINDY: I DID. I DID. I TRIED TO GIVE IT TO PAULINA, BUT SHE WOULDN'T TAKE IT. PUFFY? OH, NO, DON'T BE GONE. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. PUFFY? [JOE WHISTLES] GRANT: VICTORIA, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME, ALLOWING ME TO TAKE KIRKLAND TO ITALY. I'M OVERWHELMED. VICKY: ONE WEEK, GRANT. GRANT: YOU WON'T BE SORRY. VICKY: DON'T MAKE ME SORRY. AND I'M DOING THIS FOR KIRK. I'M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU. GRANT: UNDERSTOOD. VICKY: AND LET ME JUST TELL YOU THIS -- IF YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE -- AND I AM TALKING ABOUT THE SLIGHTEST LITTLE MISTAKE -- YOU'D BETTER BE DAMN SURE I'M NEVER GOING TO LET YOU SEE YOUR SON AGAIN. GRANT: YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT. JAKE: AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH. WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE, GRANT? VICKY: ACTUALLY, HONEY, I INVITED GRANT OVER HERE BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO TAKE KIRKLAND TO ITALY FOR A WEEK. JAKE: WHAT? SWEETIE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INJUNCTION? WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS GUY'S NOTHING BUT A SLIMY -- KIRKLAND: DADDY! GRANT: HEY, BUDDY! COME HERE. KIRKLAND: I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU. GRANT: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT OUR TRIP, HUH? KIRKLAND: YEAH! JAKE: ALL RIGHT, I'LL BITE. IS THIS CINDY BRAIN THING CATCHING? HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? VICKY: NO, MARLEY. YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT LATER. IT'S JUST SHE CONVINCED ME THAT THIS MIGHT BE GOOD FOR KIRK. I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE SUDDEN, SWEETHEART -- JAKE: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. VICKY: I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF, BUT I THINK KIRKLAND IS GOING THROUGH A TOUGHER TIME THAN YOU AND I KNOW. JUST DO ME A FAVOR -- TRUST ME ON THIS. JAKE: OK, I'LL TRY. KIRKLAND: A WHOLE WEEK? I CAN'T WAIT! GRANT: I CAN'T WAIT, EITHER. AND I GOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF AS A SOUVENIR OF OUR SPECIAL TIME TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] [CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.]