If you're looking for jobs, please go to a search engine, type in "jobs" and start wading: you'll be amazed at just how completely unqualified you are.

You may also want to try "training" and see how many people who can't find real jobs with their training can teach you how to be like them.

Or, if you're feeling really masochistic, try "self-improvement".

Then again, if you think it's very important to be silly to maintain any kind of grip on reality, then the following links are offered for your enjoyment.