Title : Rotten Banana

Contributed by : Irene Peh

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A woman and her husband were happily married. They had sex with each other every night. Sadly, one day, the husband died. Days went by and the woman could not live without having sex with her husband, so she decided to dig up his corpse and cut off his penis. She took his penis home with her and glued it to the wall, and every night she had sex with it.

Three men, who lived in the apartment next door (two white men and one black man) learned of this woman's strange ritual.The men decided to cut a hole in the wall and stick their penis' there instead.

However, the white men did not allow the black man to stick his penis through the hole. So every night the two men took turns sticking their penis' through the hole and having sex with the woman.

Finally, after much begging, the black man got the white men to let him to put his penis through. The woman came home that night and saw the black penis sticking out of her wall. She said "oh no, it must be rotten!" and she cut it off.


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