Title : Praying for a catch

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Peter Schmeichel, the world famous goalkeeper, is walking down the road when he sees a tall building in flames. A woman is desperately clinging on to her child as the fire envelopes them.

Schmeichel shouts: "Throw your child. I'll catch it." The woman looks hesitant so Schmeichel reassures her:"Throw it down. I won't miss. I'm the best goalkeeper in the world." Realising that she has no choice, the woman throws the baby. Unfortunately, she flings it far, far away from Schmeichel. As the crowd watches with bated breath, the best goalkeeper in the world sprints, dives and catches the child - inches from the ground. Everyone is applauding.

Then, before their cheers die down,Schmeichel puts the child on the ground and kicks it into the air, 60 m away.


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