Title : Donkey Girlfriend

Contributed by : Shirley Lim

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An American cowboy went to a restaurant with his Singaporean gal in a Texas bar. Signaling to the waiter, he said "I wanna beer for myself and pointing to his gal "an orange juice for the DONKEY".

Reading the menu, he said "As for appertiser ah wanna chicken soup and for the DONKEY a mushroom soup" "A steak for me and a chicken for the DONKEY and lastly for dessert ice-cream for me and some fruits for the DONKEY"!

After ordering the meal, he excused himself and went to the Gents.

The appalled waiter couldn't control himself anymore and asked the lady "Excuse me Miss, why did your boyfriend treat you like that and call you Donkey? Aren't you angry about him?"

"Ya Lor, He hor always treat me like that wan, He hor always so bad wan, He hor got no respect for me wan, He Hor....He Hor....He Hor........."


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