Title : Blonde on a flight

Contributed by : Rebecca Low

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On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached
a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that
she move to economy since she did not have a first class
ticket. The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to New York and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked
the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the
woman asking her to please move out ofthe first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the
cockpit and asked the captain what should he do. The captain said,
"I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's
ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section
mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised,
the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her
that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I
told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."


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