Title : The little girl and HIS bird

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Once Upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked. "What do you have under the newspaper. mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied him. The little girl walked away and the guy felt asleep.

When he woke up, he was in hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what had happened, the guy replied,"I don't know.I was laying on the beach. This girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a little pause, the girl replied,"To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."


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