Title : Haunted by ghost

Contributed by : Irene Peh

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John came home drunk.

He climb up to bed and wakes up Mary and said: "Honey, our house is haunted by ghost!" Mary sits up and said:"What are you saying?"

John: "While ago, I went to use the restroom. When I opened the door, the light turned on automatically." Mary: "Really?" John: "Yes! Really!" Mary contemplated for a minute and then said: "Did you also felt that there was a wave of scary freezing wind blown outward?" John immediately replied: "Yes! How did you know?"

Mary then slap John hard in the face and said: "You idiot! you urinate in the refrigerator again!"


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