Title : Idiot

Contributed by : Irene Peh

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You can be sure someone is an idiot when :
- spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
- gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
- sends a fax with a stamp on it.
- was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
- tries to drown a fish.
- If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
- thinks socialism means partying.
- trips over a cordless phone.
- takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put "Sagittarius."
- takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-studies for a blood test and fails.
- invents a solar powered flashlight.
- sells the car for gas money.
- heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
- misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
- got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor.


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