Title : Little Johnny and his teacher

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problem when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on the fence and you shot one with your gun and how many would be left?" "None", replied Johnny. "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said. "I have a question for you now.If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting he cone and the third one sucking her cone, which is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervouxly, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No, " said little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."


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