Title : Man or Mouse

Contributed by : Richard Tang

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A man has been sent to a state hospital (mental hospital)
because he thought he was a mouse. After some weeks, he was
asked by one doctor of the hospital a couple of questions
to see if he got normal again.

He asked him: "Are you a man or a mouse?"

The man said: "I am a man."

The doctor asked: "Are you sure?"

"I am 100% sure," said the man.

They released him but after 5 minutes, he came back running
and said to the doctor:

"Please lock me again in my room! --- A cat is hunting me!"

The doctor said: "Why are you afraid of one cat?

I think you're a man and not a mouse."

The man said: "I know that I am a man and not a mouse, but
does the cat know this too?!"


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