Title : Pea-nuts

Contributed by : Ivan Choong

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A man came out of a circus tent and he was SOAKING wet...

Second man met him and asked what happened.

He replied: Well....I have an elephant act and my elephant's name is "Nuts". The act was going fine. I said "Sit down Nuts" and Nuts sat down. I said "Roll over Nuts" and Nuts rolled over. I said "Stand on your hind legs Nuts" and Nuts stood on his back legs.

And then some fool in the audience yelled "PEANUTS !!!".


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