Title : I didn't recongize you

Contributed by : Shuhui

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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death
experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if
this is it.

God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and
have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck,
etc.

She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She
figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well
make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after
the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding
up to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God and complains: "I thought you
said I had another 30 years.

God replies, "I didn't recognise you."


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