Title : Staff report

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Report on Employee Smith: While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without idling or gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always finishes the given assignment on time. He is always deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be found chitchatting in the employees lounge. He has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be classed as outstanding, and should on no account be dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Smith should be pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to administration be sent away as soon as possible. Branch Manager
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A second note following the report: SMITH WAS PRESENT WHEN I WAS WRITING THE REPORT MAILED TO YOU TODAY KINDLY READ ONLY THE ALTERNATING LINES 1,3,5,7,... FOR MY TRUE ASSESSMENT OF HIM. REGARDS,

Branch Manager


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