Title : Mr Lee from Singapore VS Mr Raja from India - Part 1

Contributed by : Yurong

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One day, Mr Lee, a Singaporean, visited his friend, Mr Raja in India for his son's wedding. Whle travelling through the city and at the wedding party, at the palace's garden, Mr Lee can't help noticing the locals passing motion in the public, by the roads and behind the bushes.

Mr Lee commented to Mr Raja, "Why you indians like to do your business everywhere? Don't you have proper toilets? I've to be very careful when I walk in your garden, ah!..." Mr Raja felt very embarrassed and insulted at Mr Lee's remarks.

A few years went by and now it's Mr Lee's turn to invite Mr Raja to his son's wedding. Mr Raja of course wouldn't miss the opportunity to take his revenge. Mr. Ghandi was whisked from a very clean airport via very clean expressways. Mr Raja tried very hard during thw whole stay to look for someone doing their "business" in public.

After much effort, Mr Raja finally spotted someone from his hotel room window, "doing his business" in a nearby garden. Histerically, Mr Raja pulled Mr Lee over to the disgusting act. Mr Lee replied, "Oh, that's the Indian Embassy."


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