Title : Talking about Social Etiquette

Contributed by : Ivan Choong

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Customer :	Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :	Sit down, Sir, we serve anyone.
Customer :	Waiter, is this a lamb chop or a pork chop?
Waiter :	Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer :	No I can't.
Waiter :	Then does it really matter?
Customer :	Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter :	Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer :	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter :	That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
Customer :	Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter :	So what do you expect me to do-call a lifeguard?
Customer :	Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea-cup?
Waiter :	I wouldn't know, Sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortune-teller.
Customer :	Waiter, your thumb is in my soup!!
Waiter :	That's all right, Sir, it's not hot.
Customer :	Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter :	Funny?? But why aren't you laughing?

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