Title : Take them to the zoo

Contributed by : Irene Peh

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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back
seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins
in the back seat?"

The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to
do with them but, I haven't a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the
zoo."

"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station.
The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to
the zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a swell time.
Today I'm taking them to the beach."


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