Andy's Interpretation, mainly taken from the inlay card, but added to when some bits were missed out and adjusted when they are blatantly wrong! ALL WE HEARD WAS A DULL THUD I said they're red And you said they're grey And then you said I was wrong You stopped in your tracks As I grabbed the axe and Caught you behind the ear Bet that hurt Don't call me a liar I know what I said I'll set this place on fire Just make sure you're dead I stopped the bleeding Then we made tea And we laughed over what we'd done I'll wash the cups No please don't get up It's the least thing That I can do Where's that match? Don't call me a liar I know what I said I'll set this place on fire Just make sure you're dead (repeat chorus) QUESTION TIME FOR THE PROLES Question time For the proles In Lancashire How many holes Ancient times are taking over Sentimental when you're sober Fills your mouth each time you speak You choke Dead end street Plastic man Strange sex action If you can I met a girl who knew Ray Davies Talked about the stars on Sunday Minister for ready steady go Harold Wilson says that things are getting better Harold Wilson says that things are getting better Harold Wilson says that things are getting better for you Maurice Saatchi says that things are getting better Maurice Saatchi says that things are getting better Maurice Saatchi says that things are getting better for you Question time For the proles The lunatics are running free And no-one knows Something big from out of town it Moves across the muddy ground it Fills the trenches and the holes we made Steven Spielberg says that things are getting better Steven Spielberg says that things are getting better Steven Spielberg says that things are getting better (for you) Mia Farrow says that things are getting better Mia Farrow says that things are getting better Mia Farrow says that things are getting better (for you) JUVEBILE SCENE DETECTIVE Hey kids! Looking for something new? My friends, just wanna talk to you! Rough kids! Just wanna have some fun Tell me, how is it done? How is it done? This is the scene Juvenile scene Detective Channel 5 This is the scene Juvenlie Scene Progressive Going live Let's be friends! Flesh wound! Got it on Friday night! It's cool! Look at the other guy! No sweat! He'll get me back some time! Who's that? This is my friend! My best friend! This is the scene Juvenile scene Detective Channel 5 This is the scene Juvenile Scene Progressive Going live This is the scene Juvenile scene Detective Channel 5 This is the scene Juvenile Scene Progressive Going live Let's be friends! This is the scene Juvenile scene Detective Channel 5 This is the scene Juvenile Scene Progressive Going live This is the scene Juvenile scene Detective Channel 5 This is the scene Juvenile Scene It's not true! Useless! You will be old like me You will be old like me We will be old like me You will be old like me (*7) IT'S GREAT See all the kid's dancing Laughing, the sun shinging Bring back those old times again Whatever happened to Those things that frightened you Sun chased them out of your head Huge smiles all 'round Now it's in this frozen grin Take your anger somewhere else We're high but don't look down We're young but we've been 'round My face is starting to hurt Please let me stop grinning I'd rather die laughing No bouncers in the house of mirth High hopes and promises Now it's in this frozen grin Take your anger somewhere else Somewhere else I promise, I'm happy, I'm happy, I said it I said it, I'm happy all right? I'm grinning, I'm grinning, I'm laughing, I'm happy I'm ecstatic, I'm in fucking delight (repeat * 2) THEY'RE BREEDING THE GREY THINGS AGAIN Right now, starting to shake Inside, sleepy and slow Cracked egg, sounds from within Reveals flannel and skin Hold on! Hold on! They're breeding The grey things They're grey They're breeding They've got focusing eyes Transport, moving in pods Long lines, meeting in towns Handshakes, deals being done Hold on! Hold on! They're breeding The grey things They're grey They're breeding They're breeding (You work the land) The grey things (All grey and bland) They're grey (They step on you) They're breeding (You step on them) You work the land all grey and bland They step on you, you step on them FAST SONGS Dumb fast songs Ah! That song Go sweet song Guessing, guessing, guessing It grooves Your ground Defined by sound Love fast songs Fast love songs Ah! That song Guessing, guessing, guessing It's smooth In space Defines Your place You/me songs Fast dumb songs Lose long songs Guessing, guessing, guessing Love fast songs Guessing, guessing, guessing What has it done to you? Yes you, you fool Music it got so smooth Go lost, it's cruel Funk, it was all we knew Once, Blues was new Fast songs, they're coming back It's true, it's true (the last bit is not in the inlay, and I can't work it out!) WESTERN CULTURE COLLECTOR She takes Foreign travel Foreign people If she wants She sees Happy children Happy colours She collects She takes (Is Australia cold and dark?) Foreign travel (Do the dogs of Europe bark?) Foreign people (Is it safe on Chinese streets?) If she wants (Is it there?) She sees (Does Uganda have good songs?) Happy children (Is there danger in Hong Kong?) Happy colours (What's America's better half?) She collects (Is it where?) I'm staying at home Not going where she goes I'm staying at home Not going where she goes She takes Bits of music Bits of people Takes them home She is Not a tourist Not pollution Not a stain She takes (Treated like an honoured guest) Bits of music (The big and friendly world out there) Bits of people (Offers up its polished best) Takes them home (To her stare) She is (She doesn't know the rights and wrongs) Not a tourist (A thousand nations crouch and wait) Not pollution (The day when all her money's gone) Not a stain (She's done) I'm staying at home Not going where she goes (repeat * 7) ego, ego, ego, ego, ego, ego, ego, ego HAPPY MONSTERS Sleep and drink dreaming Light and sun slow Love I think seeming Hot and pink to go These happy monsters waiting there for you There for you Put them back in the box, Don't you know that they're dangerous? Put them back in the box, Don't you know that they're dangerous? Big success, hard cash Travelling light Skim the top of mountains Don't look down fright These happy monsters waiting there for you There for you Put them back in the box, Don't you know that they're dangerous? Put them back in the box, Don't you know that they're dangerous? You've got to live it by the rules of the television You've got to live it by the rules of accountancy You've got to live it by the rules of the new consensus You've got to live it by the rules of the enemy You've got to live it by the rules of the wise advisors You've got to live it by the rules of the next in line You've got to live it by the rules of the opposition Then you've got to live it by the rules of these friends of mine You've got to live it by the rules of the television You've got to live it by the rules of accountancy You've got to live it by the rules of the wise advisors You've got to live it by the rules of the enemy By the rules of the happy monsters (You've got to live it, You've got to live it) (repeat * 4) By the rules BELLY LAUGH Drew a beard on a whale yesterday Just a beard on a whale on a page And I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed Belly laugh, belly laugh, belly laugh Your daddy knows The truth But he just can't say it Do you hear the laugh? Do you? Do you hear the laugh? Saw a man on a screen yesterday Blown to bits on a street yesterday And I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed Belly laugh, belly laugh, belly laugh Your daddy knows The truth But he can't stop laughing Do you hear the laugh? Do you? Do you hear the laugh? (again, the next bit is not listed, and I don't have a clue what he's singing!) THIS IS EFFICIENT LIVING We begin Choose ourselves Looking good In our car The world waves Ourselves so immense A girl and a boy Bigger than everyone This is efficient living This is efficient living This is efficient living Everyone You're the one Suits my plan Work hard It will come Your day says The sound fills the air The music of us Is bigger than stereo This is efficient living This is efficient living This is efficient living Everyone But the days get long and I can't see through And the days drag on and I hate you This is efficient living This is efficient living This is efficient living Everyone DOWN THE EDIFICE Here I go Just step off Fall three floors What is that? They see me? Just a blur Three more floors Faster now Speed increasing I am leaving I'll get the hell out of here! Do you see, do you see? I'll get the hell out of here! Do you see? Do you see? I'll get the hell out! Never saw That before Three more floors Nice decor Job well done Must be proud Rushing sound Very loud Here's the awning Ground comes rushing I'll get the hell out of here! I'll get the hell out of here! I'll get the hell out of here! Do you not see? I'll get the hell out of here! Do you not see? Do you not see? I'll get the hell out of here! (I'm not quite sure on the "Do you not see?" lines, could be something else!) HAPPY ENDING Happy ending's over, Loser got the cash, Bus passed by it's raining, Missed me with the splash Got my first promotion, Increased salary, They said I'm going places, If I wait and see I feel so good (keeps me up) It makes me nervous I feel so good (keeps me up) It makes me nervous Listened to your music, It's not to say its shit, I just started laughing, Could not relate to it I feel so good (keeps me up) It makes me nervous I feel so good (keeps me up) It makes me nervous Beat the local bullies, Killed them with my brio, Another lovely day, No-one here but me-o, I feel so good (keeps me up) It makes me nervous I feel so good (keeps me up) It makes me nervous BURST It isn't for the beauty of your soul Or of the things you made that you are known It isn't for your brilliant work that you Are recognised It isn't for your life that you're revered It isn't for your politics you're feated You sort of quietly appeared Lionsied! It's your picture It's your picture It's your picture It's your picture I never saw you wokring on a car I never saw your propping up the bar You never did A new thing Last or first On us you burst LOST ON ABBEY ROAD And then it all went wrong Zebra crossing Car came speeding I found myself Hit on Abbey Road Why why why And then it all went wrong I heard songs Sergeant Pepper Am I dreaming Paul and Linda Come back to Japan And then it all went wrong SPOTLIGHT INTO SPACE (beep beep beep!) ME You play the pinball By yourself, and you You hum a love song To yourself You go ooooooooooooooooh You grow the small things In your head, you see Just like the small things You know Gravity won't save you Look around You're suffocating Look surprised Look around You're suffocating Look surprised You hit the high score In your world, you see Outside the pavement goes by In a blur You go oooooooooooooooooooh I asked your sister What to do - she said Get off the carpet Do yourself a favour Look around You're suffocating Look surprised Look around You're suffocating Look surprised You sing a love song To yourself Nobody listening No-one else Me (repeated many many many times!) Nobody listening No-one else (theres some other lyrics in the background which I can't make out too!)