*Zell throws some punches*
What's the matter, Zell? Swatting flies? -Seifer

Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way! -Seifer

It's a cliff, man... You wouldn't normally jump off a cliff, OK?! -Zell

Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale. -Kiros

One wouldn't say you converse, though... All you do is yap-yap-yap and never listen. -Kiros

This is my house. But don't make yourselves too comfortable! -Zell

I can't wait to meet a great guy I can scream at and exchange blows with! -Big Sis

What are you DOING??!! How many times do I have to tell you not to stand in front of the train?! -Zone

Who knows... or cares? -Kiros

Why do people depend on each other? In the end, you're on your own. -Squall

As a seasoned Squall observer, I'd say he's thinking something boring like 'where are we going now?' -Quistis

Come on! What if Squall's in there going 'I can't escape because nobody ordered me to'? -Rinoa

There's no way he'd put up with a trial! Or an execution, for that matter! It's just not Seifer, ya know!? -Raijin

Squall: And?
Zell: Nope, that's it.
Squall: ..... Thank you, Mr-Know-It-All-Zell.
Zell (cheerful): Hey, no prob!

Kiros: We're not just here for the booze, are we? We're here to fight a war.
Ward: So we'll get smashed, and then we'll CHAAAARGE!

Quistis: Good luck, Seifer.
Seifer: I hate it when people wish me luck. Save your luck for a bad student who needs it, eh?
Quistis: Alright then. Good luck, Seifer.

*Selphie and Squall have the same dream*
Selphie: Hee! I had such a nice dream!
Squall: (I had a dream too. It wasn't nice though... I dreamt I was a moron...)

Selphie: By the way... this model's nice but the president's car looks kinda shabby. Why is that?
Watts: Yeah, Rinoa made it. That's why. We bought everything else at the gift store.
Zell: Oh... I thought some kid made it. The paint job sucks, too.
Squall: (....? Yeah... it kind of does.)
Rinoa: Oh, shut up! I made it look like that on purpose. It represents my hatred toward Deling.
Zell: Hatred, eh...? Yeah, right...
Selphie: It's one of the... ugliest things that I've ever seen in my life. You must really hate him.
Squall: .....
Rinoa: Are you guys finished!? Enough about the model!

Guy: What? Did you say I looked like an artist? As a matter of fact, I am.
Squall: (I didn't say anything...)

Big Sis: The legend goes that my mother took down many soldiers with her strength, beauty and cooking.
Selphie: That 'beauty' part sure makes it sound like a legend.

*Laguna, against all advice, sets off a detenator... big explosion happens*
Laguna: Just what I said before! You should always check how powerful the thing could be!
Ward: Wasn't it... me who said that?
Laguna: ...Uh...Ah...Hm... Anyway, we're all still alive, right!?

Laguna: Whew... that was close.
Ward: Geez... You have to go around touching everything like a little kid, don't you?

Laguna: Thanks to *me*, the Esthar soldier and that rock are history. It's like killing two pigs with one stone. I am just a Genius. Awesome, I tell ya!
Ward: Pigs...?

Rinoa: Well, you're a great leader, aren't you!
Squall: (Not again...)

*Rinoa gives an impassioned speech*
Squall: (Whatever.)
Rinoa: Squall, are you listening to me!?

Dr. Kadowaki: Hi there, Squall. Oh my... it's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?
Squal: Yes.
Rinoa: Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously.
Squal: I'm serious.
Rinoa: Woo, I'm speechless.
Squall: I'm seriously joking.
Rinoa: Oh... Well I guess that's a pretty good one for you.
Dr. Kadowaki: Ha..ha..hah.. You guys are cute.

Zell: Know-it-all-Zell to the rescue again, baby! Ready for a little story time, Squall?
Squall: Forget it.
Zell: Ahh, I get it! You don't have to be jealous just because I know more than you!
Squall: *ignores him* *walks off*
Zell: Hey! Squall! I was just kidding!! *runs after him*

Quistis: I don't want you to say anything. I just want you to listen.
Squall: Then go talk to a wall.

Quistis: Quite a lively fellow.
Squall: Lively? He's just loud.

Zell: Yo, Squall. Show me your gunblade, will ya?
Squall: ......
Zell: C'mon, man!
Squall: ......
Zell: Just a peek!
Squall: ......

Mayor Dobe: We mustn't rely on them. They won't be able to do anything without fighting.
Squall: (Don't tell me he's going to try to reason with them.)
Mayor Dobe: I'll go talk to them.
Squall: (... He's dead.)

Raijin: Hey Squall! Do ya want somethin ta drink? Fujin's treat, ya know?
Squall .....
*Fujin kicks Raijin in the kneecaps*
Raijin: (whispers) Fujin, man, does she have a temper when I'm tryin' ta do somethin' nice, ya know?

Squall: ...I don't know about that. Perhaps anyone but the Chicken-wuss can make it.
Zell: WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY!!!?
Selphie: ...Hm? Since you're so angry, I guess you're the Chicken-wuss.
Zell: What the...!!! WHY IS EVERYONE...? I am not a CHICKEN!!!
Selphie: Well...If you don't like CHICKEN, how 'bout...a PIG. Oh, but you look more like a CHICKEN, anyway.
Zell: Chicken, pig, whatever... Call me what you want!!! I don't care anymore!!!

Zell: Sure is quiet.
Squall: ...I like it.

*Irvine offers to make up a team with the cute girls, Selphie and Rinoa*
Squall: Have a good time.
Selphie: Are you being sarcastic!? You are, aren't you! Well then, fine then! We WILL have a good time!
Rinoa: We understand very well. *clutching Irvine's arm* C'mon Mr Kinneas, let's go!
Squall: (...H-hey.)
Irvine: Call me Irvine. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Hand in hand with two beautiful girls!
Selphie: *clutching Irvine's other arm* Irvy Kinnepoooo! I'll make you happy!
Squall: (Did I say something terrible? Women... I don't understand them.)
Quistis: I think I feel sick...

Zell: We have to get there before they do!
Squall: (Grow up!)

Squall: Should the sniper fail, we are to attack head on.
Irvine: Thanks for the support, but I never miss my target.

Irvine: Looks like I'm with you rubes from Balamb. Greetings.
*Zell gets into his fighting pose*
Squall: (Zell... why do you have to overreact to everything?)

Irvine: I say things that get a rise out of people. Don't let it bother you, and we'll get along fine.
Squall: (I shouldn't put him together with Zell...)

Kiros: Life's pretty boring without you as entertainment, man.
Laguna: That's a harsh thing to say. I've been living a productive life here.

Selphie: So if we jump ALL the way down, we're outta here.
Quistis: Go ahead if you want to be squashed like a pancake.

Cid: You can tell me later.
Squall: (You might be dead later...)

Squall: Sir, I'd like to handle whatever it is you're planning.
Cid: And why is that?
Squall: (...I don't know... Because you might screw up.)

Squall: This is the training area, or as we call it, the monster's lair. Monsters are allowed to roam free so that students can get a feel for actual combat. Want to try?
Rinoa: You know, I can imagine you doing this on a first date.

Cid: Hmm, do you know anything about SeeD?
Squall: (I never know anything...)

Squall: I wasn't asleep.
Rinoa: Oh, really? I think I heard you talking in your sleep. I'm not telling you what you said.

Rinoa: Wanna go for a walk?
Squall: Again?
Rinoa: That was a guided tour. This is a walk.
Squall: Just go by yourself. It's safe here.
Rinoa: It's not that I want a guard with me.

Cid: Squall, our fate is in your hands.
Squall: (What does he mean by that!?)
Cid: Heh heh heh... Scared you there, huh!

Flo: We believe that any problem can be settled by discussion. If you reach a mutual understanding, there is no need to fight.
Squall: (No argument there. Trite, and dull as hell, though.)

Middle-aged Man: I loovve cats, yeah. You like cats?
Squall: Yeah.
Middle-aged Psycho: Yeah... cats are great... my house, there's like 256 cats, yeah. Yeah, but what's weird is, I can't count no more than that.
Squall: .....

Irvine: Wow. I didn't expect all this heavy machinery.
Squall: How else are they going to repair it? With hammers and nails?
Irvine: Hey, hey, hey, this isn't my department.
Squall: Then what is?
Irvine: ...Guns and women of course.

Soldier: I'm gonna take you out right here!
Irvine: (...This is not good.)

Dr Kadowski: Is she your girlfriend?
Squall: No, just showing her around.
Rinoa: Oh, Squall! Couldn't you have said 'yes' just for fun?
Squall: Yes.
Rinoa: Say it like you mean it!


Do you realise what you've done? You've just dug an unauthorised hole! -Nazi

Nice cologne you're wearing. Did you actually roll around in dung or just dab a little behind each ear? -Guybrush Threepwood

Reminds me of a doll house I once had. I mean my SISTER once had. -Guybrush Threepwood

I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head. I meant to call you Chrome Dome. -Guybrush Threepwood

I love shorts! They're cool and comfy to wear! -Youngster (his introductory line ^_^.)

If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve! -Edgar

Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?! -Kefka

You know, some people use something called a 'door' to get in and out of their houses. -Toad

*LeChuck hangs Threepwood over a pit of acid*
LeChuck: Any more questions?
Threepwood: Where do babies come from?

Pirate: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Threepwood: First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Pirate: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Threepwood: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Pirate: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Threepwood: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Pirate: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Threepwood: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.


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