1. All Pinays must shop at wild pair and buy at least 1 pair of 4 inch heels every week.
2. All Pinoys must be breakers.
3. All Pinays must have about 20 pairs of the same Asphalt jeans (flares, bell-bottoms).
4. All Pinoys must have either long bangs with Sun In...or spikey hair...perfectly spiked. If it's
not perfectly spiked in every direction you must have a hissy fit!
5. All Pinays must buy "SoSo Def Bass All Stars Vol. 2", and use "Love you Down" on their
greetings for their voice mail.
6. All Pinoys must slouch as low as they can in their civics or integras so you can only see their
spikes sticking up from above the window.
7. All Pinays must jock black guys. And claim Will Smith is just so fine.
8. All Pinays and Pinoys must walk around outside with their socks and shoes off.
9. All Pinoys must be able to ball... Same with Pinays...
10. All Pinoys and Pinays must talk about how fun it is in the PI.
11. If you're Pinoy and Pinay you MUST move to either San Jose, San Francisco, LA, or San
Diego.
12. You must have a cousin in everyone of the cities above.
13. You must be hella rich in the PI. But you don't even know your own rich relatives. But of
course we all claim to be close to them and know them very well.
14. All Pinoys must get haircuts weekly to keep those fades clean.
15. Pinays must travel in groups of at least 5 girls and 2 guys trailing behind them at the mall.
16. All Pinoys must have a dick no BIGGER then 5 inches (that's when it's hard).
17. All Pinays must be from some dance crew or another.
18. All Pinoys must know how to flow.
19. Anyone who's not filipino is either a "PUTI" or "EGGOT".
20. You must own a Jocelyn Enriquez cd.
21. ALL pinoys and pinays must represent their PINAY AND PINOY PRIDE to the fullest!
22. Pinays must be able to talk 100 words per minute on their voice mail greetings.
23. Pinays must have a "JACKED" voice mail, as long as they have a pager.
24. All Pinoys and Pinays must migrate to the PI during the summer.
25. All Pinoys must be hard and cool and claim some gang of some sort, so that their female
friends won't think they're pussies."
26. You must have atleast 30 Kuyas, 25 Atez, and 46 Adings.
27. All your close friends automatically become your "cousins".
28. Your daddy must be a Marlboro Red smoker.
29. Pinoys must be players...But sweet talkers.
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE
FILIPINO.
1. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
2. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.
3. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.
4. Use DECANTER in a sentence.
You can order that medicine over DECANTER.
5. Use DELETION in a sentence.
The balat of DELETION is crispy.
6. Use DESPISE in a sentence.
Who baked all DESPISE?
7. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get
DIFFERENTIAL
consent so he can go to the picnic.
AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND
TAGALOG:
8. Use BORROW in a sentence.
Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.
9. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang
laruan mo.
10. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, CONTEMPLATE.
11. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what
this is, it's a
city [or street] in L.A. COUNTY, CALIFORNIA)
Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun,
pero, ma-ARTESIA.
12. Use CADET in a sentence.
CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw
naman ang
CADET niya.
13. Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.
14. Use CENTURION in a sentence.
Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa
kalokohan niya.
15. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.
16. Use DELICACY in a sentence.
Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.
17. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong
kumain.
18. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.
19. Use LAITY in a sentence.
Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
20. Use MENTION in a sentence.
Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.