~*What Asian Gurlz Hate About Asian Guyz*~

What Asian Gurlz Hate About Asian Guyz

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1. You all shave yer heads thinkin you hella cooh... but from tha bak weeh kant tell who's who

2. You walk like yer limpin cuz you think it makes you look hard .. wen reallee weeh jus make fun of you cuz it looks like yer in pain

3. You try to make yer voice deep and think it sounds fine wen it jus sounds like dat dood on scream

4. You think tha perfect pick up line is HEY BABY WHUS YER NAME

5. When guy steps up to you you haftuh get yer back up

6. You think yer tha shiyet wen you see us chek you out at tha mall .. wen we're actually lookin and lafing at you guys cuz yer fly is unzipped

7. You think muggin in pictures makes you look all hard .. wen it jus makes you look stupid

8. You try to sweet talk us by sayin weeh look good .. come on .. kant you do better dan dat ?

9. You sit way bak in yer cars wid yer tinted windows bumpin sum song dat you kant even understand cuz its so loud

10. You have yer frenz ask foe a gyrls number foe you

11. Wen you get a gyrl you brag to yer frenz dat you fucked her .. well she was using you foe tha same thing

12. You think yer hella macho wen yer about tah fight becuz yer bak up is der; but wen tha actual fighting begins yer frenz jus stand der and watch you get yer ass kicked

13. You think beating up a guy becuz he was looking at you shows yer manliness

14. You get yer whole crew to kick a guy's ass just becuz he was talken to yer gyrl wen reallee yer jus afraid shes gonnah play on you wid him

15. You play on gyrls cuz you think she wont find out .. on tha reals she doin tha same thing wid yer whole krew

16. You think yer being slick wen you have two gyrls on tha fone .. thinkin dey wont find out .. but den you get der names mixed up and you end up having no one

17. You think us gyrls are impressed just becuz you washed and polished yer car.. well lemme tell you dis .. ITS STILL AN UGLEE ASS PINTO !

18. You wear big ass clothes that are hella big on you .. thinking that will cover up foe yer skinny ass muscle-less body

19. You go to tha mall to do nothing otha den to get fone numbers .. but wen you dont .. you jus keep going and going until a gyrl feels soree foe you and gives you her digits

20. You think clownin on peeps is funnee becuz you think you got bak up

21. You try tah talk all hard like AWW DAYAM or HELL NAW or WASSUP YO or FEREALZ wen reallee you jus sound hella dumb

22. You think yer a pimp wen a gyrl you gave yer number to kalls you .. face it.. shes jus usin you so dat she kan get kloser to yer fine ass fren

23. You try to pick up gyrls online cuz you kant get enee in real lyfe

24. You go tell yer frenz dat you have 10 gyrlfrenz and dey give you props foe pimping ; but you "FORGET" to tell dem dat all dem gyrls are "ONLINE"

25. You try to flow wen you kant even rhyme

26. You think yer hella tight in front of tha ladees cuz you get suspended foe fighting wen weeh jus klown on you foe bein a dumb ass and a wannahbe

27. You mess wid all tha dorks so dat you kan say dat yer a MAN .. but wen sumwun bigger messes wid you you get yer brother to beat him up

28. You think jus becuz one gyrl sed you were kinnah cute dat all tha gyrls like you .. yeah rite .. it was dark and tha lighting wasnt so good

29. And finallee .. you kall tha gyrls dat you fuk hoes and bitches and disrespect dem .. whut you dont kno is dat weeh told all our frenz dat yer nuffin but a wannah be ass playah wid a small ass worm who thinks hes all dat