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PENGUINS , JELLY & WILD DOGS . PREPARE TO ENTER THE WEIRD WORLD OF 'N SYNC ......

SO WHO TALKS THE MOST , THEN ?
CHRIS Joey , defintely . Once he starts he jus goes rambling on & he doesn't sop for breath ! It all ends up being one huge , long sentence like this , and you find yourself trying to breathe for him !
Justin Ahh , don't ..... you'll give him a complex !
WHO'S THE FUNNIEST ?
JC Probably Chris - he's the crazy one .......
Lance Yeah , he's a coupla sandwiches short of a picnic !
Chris No Lance , you're the funy one !
Justin I think everybody has their moments , but Chris just seems to have more of them !
Chris I think that we're all equally funny - it's just I come out of the box the fastest .
Justin Tell them the squirrel joke .
Joey How do you catch a squirrel ? Climb up a tree & act like a nut ... it's not really very funny, is it ?
Chris How about this one ? A guy walks into a bar & says "Ouch" ...... (This appalling joke goes on for ages & gets even worse .... ) The best ones are when we go to countries that don't speak the language & we tell our favourite joke , but we've all got different versions . Mine goes , two penguins were on a boat getting some sun . One penguin says to the other , " Would you pass me the radio ?" & the penguin says , " What do you think I am , a tomato ? " (guffawing)
Lance And they don't understand , but they laugh politely anyway !
Chris Oh no , we've just used up all our jokes in one go - we'd better shut up !
SO , SERIOUSLY NOW .... WHO HAS THE MOST MISHAPS ?
Lance , Joey , JC & Chris Errr ....... ( all lookng at Justin who's actually sitting there with a hugely bandaged thumb )
Justin Yeah , alright , it's probably me ! I broke my thumb breakdancing . Joey steps on people's feet a lot , though , but that's because he can't help it - he's just got very big feet !
WHOS' THE BEST AT CHATTING GIRLS UP ?
Justin Joey . He's always chatting to girls - he's really flirtatious .
Chris It depends , though . I think Lance is pretty good with it , too and he's sneaky with it . You don't really know he's doing it til bam , it's too late . But the question is are you good if you don't make any fuss & just do it or are you good if nobody knows you're doing it ?
Joey Then JC's just cheesy , he's got all these bad chat-up lines , and I promise that the other day he actually said to this girl , " So , how often do you come here ? " !
JC OK , so I asked that once , alright ?!
Yeah , but closely followed by , " What's your star sign ? "
JC I wasn't trying to pull though . I was just genuinely curious about how often theis girl worked at the gigs , so I said , " Do you come here often ? " & it just came out really wrong . And the minute I'd said is , everyone was like , " You are a loser !"
SO , WHOS' THE BIGGEST PARTY ANIMAL THEN ?
JC We all have out moments , but Joey & Chris always stay up the longest .
Joey You see , JC maturd too quickly . He peaked at the age of 15 & he's goin' downhill slowly . All he wants to do now is sleep !
Lance I agree , though . The worst feeling in the world is waking up in the morning .
ChrisNo its' not - the worst feeling in the world is when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly & then don't wash it off . Now that's a bad feeling - it goes all sticky & crusty ! ( ? )
OK , YOU'RE ALL OBVIOUSLY BIG RAVERS , BUT WHO'S THE SHYEST ?
Lance Me probably .
Chris He is actually really laid-back & kinda shy .
Lance I'm alright when I know people , but at first I find it really hard .
Joey Lance uses us like wild dogs - he holds us by th leash & waits for us to go sniff people out & then he goes & meets them himself !
RIGHT BOYS , OWN UP - WHO'S THE VAINEST ?
Lance I can't bear looking at the mirror - I guess that;s why my hair looks like this !
Justin None of us are particularly vain - we pretty much throw anything on .
Joey Honestly though , if we had to pick someone it'd probably be me .
Chris Although JC does dance in front of the mirror quite a lot & he makes all these crazy faces at himself !
WHO'S THE LEADER IN THE PACK ?
Joey There isn't one really .
JC Evryone's got their own role & is a leader in some respect - like Lance , for example , has always got the schedule down pat . He's always on top of that .
ARE ANY OF YOU WORRIERS ?
JC I guess I'm pretty paranoid .
Chris Yeah , he tends to really stress about how many records we're selling & what people think & all that .
Joey Sometimes me & Chris want to go out & party all night & JC's like , " Well , we've got to get up early for a photoshoot in the morning , so if you guys want to look alright ......... "
Chris .....and the next morning he'll just look at you & say , " So you stayed up late last night , then - you're going to look really good today , aren't you ? "
WHO GETS THE MOST HOMESICK ?
Justin We all do , but we don't really talk about it . Anyway , the five of us are like family & we all look out for each other.
Chris Sometimes I get more homesick when I'm at home - I miss all the touring !
Joey And when you're on the road you're so busy you don't get time to think about it - you just get on with it .........

THE WHO'S WHO OF 'N SYNC ........

JC ON JUSTIN :
Justin is very , very althetic . He's just always dying to do things & have a good time . I also love his sincerity - he's a really nice , genuine kinda person .
JUSTIN ON JOEY :
Well , he's got a big nose - no , seriously , Joey's a very optimistic person . Whenever things aren' t too good he'll really try his hardest to make them better .
JOEY ON LANCE :
He's a really good person to talk to . He's really interested in business & marketing & is always on top of things . He wants to be a business manager someday .
LANCE ON CHRIS :
Lance: Chris is just crazy !
Chris: And you're saying that's my best quality ?
Lance: It is your best quality . When you're crazy you're funny & that makes people laugh & it's really cool .
Chris: (in sarcy voice) Great , I'm not a good person , I'm just crazy . Thanks .
CHRIS ON JC :
He's very hardworking & dedicated & he's a very serious sort of person . I don't mean he's not fun , but he know wh e it's time to play & when it's time to work . He's really dedicated to his career & that's really admirable .


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