MEGA MORONS
MEGA MORON #1
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and
asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a
gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20
bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer
Fifteen dollars (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a
crime committed?)
MEGA MORON #2
A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a
gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE,
MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F-K-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent.
Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over
laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his
gun. He couldn't have drawn & fired before the thief got him. The thief
ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the bank later put
a plaque on the wall engraved "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a f-k-up!"
MEGA MORON #3
Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze,
and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the
window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the
head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of
PlexiGlass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
MEGA MORON #4
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her
purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to
give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back
to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand
there for a positive ID. To which he replied "Yes Officer, that's her.
That's the lady I stole the purse from."
MEGA MORON #5
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger
King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The
clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they
weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
MEGA MORON #6 (Kentucky):
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from
the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the
front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck.
Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached
to the machine.
With their bumper still attached to the chain.
With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
MEGA MORON #7 and 5 STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!!! When a man attempted to
siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much
more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man
curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said
that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into
the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined
to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
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