On 24 Apr 1995, Steinar Bergstol wrote:

> Frank Provo (mosaic@u.washington.edu) wrote:
>
> > My final point in this is.... why the hell did you start this argument
> > Mr. Cho?  Next thing you know you will ask whether the Smurfs could kick
> > the ass of the Littles.

I agree that it was entirely improper for you to ask people what we thought, and then to tell us that we were completely flawed to think Voltron even had a chance.  This was a bad idea, Mr. Cho, that shows your unfriendly and poor net skills.  If it isn't a matter of debate, you should just tell it to us outright.  "I think Voltron could be beaten by anyone because he has only a sword" and then people would tell you about all of his other weapons, and everyone would be a little less sure of their position.
Instead, what you've done is boring, uninformed, and totally uncalled for in the group.  I heartily suggest you check out the news.new.users group or whatever group it is that informs you about proper proceedures BEFORE you post another time.  Then Mr. Cho, we will be happy to take ALMOST anything you say as an acceptable piece of the net.
>
> Well?.............Can the Smurfs kick the asses of the Littles?
>
> Hey! Waitaminute! Now put those weapons and torture instruments down!

They said I was MAD!  They said I was CRAZY!  I feel an exciting fanfic coming on...


Littles:  Let's get the Smurfs!  Yeah!
 
(the Littles sing their annoying theme song while picking up small weapons and trying to stab Smurfs with them)

Papa Smurf:  We'll move the army here, and then we'll strike when they--

Brainy Smurf:  Are we there yet?

(the other Smurfs toss Brainy aside as they sing their "la la la" theme, and later the "Smurfberry Crunch" theme)

Gargamel:  At long last, I'll be able to capture the Smurfs and boil them into gold!  It's funny how I've been to the villiage about two hundred times, and I haven't once been able to remember where it is until now...I must have been smoking the mushrooms they live in or something...

(approximately 100 feet away, the Stunticons are driving over the plains in their vehicluar modes)

Drag Strip:  So what are we doing on this mission again?

Motormaster:  We're headed to the secret chemical plant in the forest!

Drag Strip:  Oh, yeah, now I remember.

(as the Stunticons drive through, they run over Gargamel, the Smurfs and the Littles, killing them all without even acknowledging their existence).

    The End

     David Filip (grimlock@u.washington.edu)

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