SMALL SOLDIERS
TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo
Oliverson
Authors note:
My story features characters portraying the Autobots and
Decepticons battling one another for conquest of the universe. It
is the Commando Elite, the toy talking soldiers from the movie
SMALL SOLDIERS and masked wrestlers from the NBC show
"Exposed The Secrets Of Pro Wrestling"
CHAPTER 1
More Than Meets The Eye
Many millions of years ago, on the planet Alpha Prime life existed. But not life as we know today. Intelligent human-aliens that could think and feel inhabitated the city called MegaCity. They were called Commando Elite and New mWorld Order. But the brutal nWo were driven by a single goal, total domination. They set out to destroy the peace-loving Elite and a war between the forces of good and evil raged across Alpha Prime. Devastating all in its path, draining the planet's once rich sources of energy. The Commandos, on the verge of extinsion battled valiantly to survive.Desperate to find another energy source, the Elite blastoff into deep space searching for another planet. Unfortunately the New World Order are in hot pursuit and ambush the marines and then both armies locked in combat fall helplessly through a blackhole timewarp and crashland onto another world called Earth. Now the Empire NWO attempt to steal earth's energy sources to return to Alpha Prime while the Alliance Elite attempt to stop them.
<After fleeing from the wreckage of the battered space shuttle USS Challenger the nWo terrorists begin surveying the area around them>
DR. DOOM Much time has passed. We are on another planet far from Alpha Prime,but our mission has not changed.
ALL AMERICAN BOY How do we know Alpha Prime still exist?
DR. DOOM It must exist. <Gestures at surrounding landscape> And if this land is filled with resources, we shall return home with the power to build the ULTIMATE WEAPON and conquer the universe. <So the villians begin walking away, when laserfire interrupts them>
Dr. Doom (Character from Fantastic Four comicbooks) turns to see Private Pain shooting his phasers down upon the wreck of the shuttle below> DR. DOOM Pain! Stop that.
PRIVATE PAIN I'm just saying goodbye.
DR. DOOM Save your energies. The Alliance have taken their...heh-heh-heh last flight. <Once again he begins walking away, Pain thinks this over then goes back to shooting again at the orbiter below>
PRIVATE PAIN Thanks for the ride sprocky, too bad you can't go the rest of the way. <His firepower starts an avalanche of rocks and stones crashing down onto the shuttle. Inside Major Chip Hazard is thrown to the floor. The LIS <Lost In Space> Robot rushes to repair his wounded master> LOST IN SPACE ROBOT I WILL SAVE MY BOSS...I MUST HELP MY MASTER... <With that he changes the soldier's body-form into an 18-Wheeler Big Rig. Chip awakens and thanks his machinery protector> CHIP HAZARD Thanks Robot, I needed that.
LOST IN SPACE ROBOT AFFIRMATIVE BOSS...I WILL NOW REPAIR THE REST OF THE CREW... <With that, the machine continues reviving the other Commandos and changing their body-forms into vehicular modes. Meanwhile the Empire continue walking across the countryside in search of a new place to build a headquarters base.>
DR. DOOM We'll set up here. Those rocks will serve as our base of operations. <He points to mass of boulders> Colossus, prepare plans for a new space-shuttle. Pain, convert the area for construction.
PRIVATE PAIN What about materials?
DR. DOOM Use your imagination. <Points to his brain>
PRIVATE PAIN Well, any ideas?
COLOSSUS There...<He indicates a nearby power-station>
PRIVATE PAIN Great! But I'll need some help. <So the masked wrestler releases a compact disc from his CD-Player that morphs into another nWo terrorist named Slither>
COLOSSUS Slither, activate piledrivers. Operation destruction.
PRIVATE PAIN Let's do it! <Morphing into his mode of F-16 Falcon Jet, the masked marine wrestler flies into the sky accompanied by Colossus and Slither. Meanwhile the Commandos have a briefing of their own.>
CHIP HAZARD This new planet is rich with sources of energy. But the Empire NWO must know this too, so we must find them and stop them. Brick Bazooka?
BRICK BAZOOKA Right here sir. <Salutes>
CHIP HAZARD Scout the area, see if you can locate the Empire.
BRICK BAZOOKA Just turn me loose Major I'll sniff them out.
GUYMAN I'm going too. I want to boot some nWo terrorists right in their butts.
CHIP HAZARD Easy bodyguard, just find them. We'll deal with them later. <As the two soldiers morph into vehicular forms he calls out> Good luck! <Then they drive away> <At the same time the wrestlers touchdown at the power-station> PRIVATE PAIN Someday I'll be giving the orders Slither, you'll do what I say.
SLITHER Look Pain, Doom is strong, unmercifull. He can't be beaten and you'll never be our leader.
PRIVATE PAIN I will find a way, everyone has a weakness.
SLITHER Yeah? Well not Dr. Doom.
PRIVATE PAIN We shall see. Now, shake things up a little! <So the masked wrestler dressed like a snake reptile begins pounding the ground starting an earthquake tremor collapsing the entire structure> PRIVATE PAIN I'm impressed...<Likes what he saw> <At the same time the two marines Bazooka and Guyman continue driving along.>
BRICK BAZOOKA Sure is alot different than Alpha Prime out here.
GUYMAN Don't fall in love with it Sarge. We won't stay here that long.
BRICK BAZOOKA You smell something Russian?
GUYMAN No, do you?
BRICK BAZOOKA I do, I think we just found the New World Order. Follow me! <The two marines morph into human forms and climb up a steep incline until both peer down into a nearby valley. Looking down they see a huge structure consisting of a fortress with activity going on.> GUYMAN Let's get down there and bend some bodies.
BRICK BAZOOKA Ease off your throttles Guyman. Remember what Chip said just find them.
GUYMAN What are they doing? <Puzzled at what's happening down below>
BRICK BAZOOKA Let's find out. <Activates his wrist-recorder> <Now the voice of the evil doctor can be heard as though he is standing right beside them on the clifftop> DR. DOOM I shall plunder earth, and steal its precious resources.
COLOSSUS We can concentrate the energy into energon cubes, and store them in the new space shuttle.
DR. DOOM Heheheheahahahaha, how ironic. By leading us to this planet, the Elite have sealed their own doom. <Just then Bazooka notices Guyman setting up some kind of weapon system>
BRICK BAZOOKA Guyman, what are you doing?!
GUYMAN I've got Doom dead-center in my viewfinder. I'm going to take his picture and it's going to go off with a bang! <Suddenly as he pulls the trigger, a missile streaks towards the target and explodes harmlessly above the heads of the baddies. Doom taken by suprise looks around in shock wondering who would dare attack them>
DR. DOOM Who could be firing on us?
BRUTE FORCE Who even knows we're here?
PRIVATE PAIN The Alliance Commando Elite!
DR. DOOM Impossible.
PRIVATE PAIN They're the only ones. Who else would attack us? <Thinking for a moment, the doctor issues orders>
DR. DOOM Colossus, send Laserbeak to investigate.
COLOSSUS Laserbeak, prepare for flight. Code-heading NorthWest.
<The wrestler pops an audiotape from his player sending it flying into the air where it morphs into a Terminator T-800 parrot and takes flight. Upon seeing this approaching entity the marines panic> BRICK BAZOOKA Now you've done it!
GUYMAN Let's burn rubber man! <They change and race away> <Now with the Terminator in pursuit, the Commandos try to escape>
GUYMAN <Shouts above engine noise> What is that thing up there?
BRICK BAZOOKA I don't know, but we can't seem to shake it.
GUYMAN Let's split up. It can't follow both of us!
BRICK BAZOOKA Right! At least one of us will get back to Hazard. Accelerators down. <Both trucks veer off in different directions. Laserbeak goes after Bazooka while releasing a SAM after Guyman>
BRICK BAZOOKA Eat my dust birdbrain!
GUYMAN You couldn't hit a Commando with a laser-beam. Eat my dust! <He lets go with a flare that causes the missile to bank away and explode harmlessly>
BRICK BAZOOKA You don't give out do you?! <Just then the T-800 strikes a direct hit on the Hummer causing the truck to skid off-course and crash end over end until it comes to rest upside down tires spinning. Later Guyman returns with Kip Killigan> KIP KILLIGAN Where did they get you?
BRICK BAZOOKA I, uh...I think it's my, my drive chain.
KIP KILLIGAN Can you transform?
BRICK BAZOOKA <Still in pain> I uh, I don't think so.
GUYMAN <Feels guilty> I'm sorry Bazooka, it's my fault. I shouldn't have fired upon Doom.
BRICK BAZOOKA Aha-ha-ha you shouldn't have missed you mean, ha-ha!
GUYMAN <Laughs too> Hahahaha, yeah right dude. Robot, take him away.
LOST IN SPACE ROBOT YES SIR...I WILL HELP MY FRIEND...ROBOT WILL SAVE SERGANT BAZOOKA... <Now later back at HQ, Bazooka is reporting what he saw to his boss> BRICK BAZOOKA And that's all we heard sir. They're going to put the energy into some kind of cubes, then haul it back to Alpha Prime.
CHIP HAZARD Butch, organize a battle-unit. We're going after them! <Now seconds later, the Lieutenant sniper-pilot begins calling out his marines> BUTCH MEATHOOK Nina! <Asassin morphs into Bigfoot Monster Truck> Brick! <Artillery Officer morphs into Hummer> Link! <Radio Man morphs into Jeep Wrangler> Nick! <Explosives Expert morphs into Jeep Grand Cherokee> Guyman! <Bodyguard morphs into Police Cruiser> Kip! <Covert Ninja morphs into Ambulance> Duke! <Vigilante morphs into Chenowth DR-2 Buggy> <Then as the soldiers change into their vehicular forms, he addresses his leader> BUTCH MEATHOOK Ready sir!<Salutes his boss>
CHIP HAZARD Let's roll Commandos. Death to the nWo! <Hazard morphs into the Big Rig 18-Wheeler Truck and Butch changes into his form of Gravedigger Monster Truck. Then the convoy speeds away to confront their enemy>
END OF PART 1