SMALL SOLDIERS TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo Oliverson

Authors note:
My story features characters portraying the Autobots and Decepticons battling one another for conquest of the universe. It is the Commando Elite, the toy talking soldiers from the movie SMALL SOLDIERS and masked wrestlers from the NBC show "Exposed The Secrets Of Pro Wrestling"

CHAPTER 1
More Than Meets The Eye

Many millions of years ago, on the planet Alpha Prime life existed. But not life as we know 
today. Intelligent human-aliens that could think and feel inhabitated the city called
MegaCity. They were called Commando Elite and New mWorld Order. But the brutal nWo were 
driven by a single goal, total domination. They set out to destroy the peace-loving Elite
and a war between the forces of good and evil raged across Alpha Prime. Devastating all
in its path, draining the planet's once rich sources of energy. The Commandos, on the verge 
of extinsion battled valiantly to survive.Desperate to find another energy source, the Elite
blastoff into deep space searching for another planet. Unfortunately the New World Order 
are in hot pursuit and ambush the marines and then both armies locked in combat fall 
helplessly through a blackhole timewarp and crashland onto another world called Earth. 
Now the Empire NWO attempt to steal earth's energy sources to return to Alpha Prime while 
the Alliance Elite attempt to stop them.

<After fleeing from the wreckage of the battered space shuttle USS Challenger the nWo 
terrorists begin surveying the area around them>
DR. DOOM
Much time has passed. We are on another planet far from Alpha Prime,but our mission has not 
changed.
ALL AMERICAN BOY
How do we know Alpha Prime still exist?
DR. DOOM
It must exist. <Gestures at surrounding landscape> And if this land is filled with 
resources, we shall return home with the power to build the ULTIMATE WEAPON and conquer 
the universe.

<So the villians begin walking away, when laserfire interrupts them>
Dr. Doom 
(Character from Fantastic Four comicbooks) turns to see Private Pain shooting his 
phasers down upon the wreck of the shuttle below>

DR. DOOM
Pain! Stop that.
PRIVATE PAIN
I'm just saying goodbye.
DR. DOOM
Save your energies. The Alliance have taken their...heh-heh-heh last
flight.

<Once again he begins walking away, Pain thinks this over then goes
back to shooting again at the orbiter below>
PRIVATE PAIN
Thanks for the ride sprocky, too bad you can't go the rest of the way.

<His firepower starts an avalanche of rocks and stones crashing down
onto the shuttle. Inside Major Chip Hazard is thrown to the floor. The LIS <Lost In
Space> Robot rushes to repair his wounded master>

LOST IN SPACE ROBOT
I WILL SAVE MY BOSS...I MUST HELP MY MASTER...

<With that he changes the soldier's body-form into an 18-Wheeler Big Rig. Chip awakens 
and thanks his machinery protector>

CHIP HAZARD
Thanks Robot, I needed that.
LOST IN SPACE ROBOT
AFFIRMATIVE BOSS...I WILL NOW REPAIR THE REST OF THE CREW...

<With that, the machine continues reviving the other Commandos and changing their 
body-forms into vehicular modes. Meanwhile the Empire continue walking
across the countryside in search of a new place to build a headquarters base.>
DR. DOOM
We'll set up here. Those rocks will serve as our base of operations.
<He points to mass of boulders> Colossus, prepare plans for a new space-shuttle. Pain,
convert the area for construction.
PRIVATE PAIN
What about materials?
DR. DOOM
Use your imagination. <Points to his brain>
PRIVATE PAIN
Well, any ideas?
COLOSSUS
There...<He indicates a nearby power-station>
PRIVATE PAIN
Great! But I'll need some help.

<So the masked wrestler releases a compact disc from his CD-Player that morphs into 
another nWo terrorist named Slither>
COLOSSUS
Slither, activate piledrivers. Operation destruction.
PRIVATE PAIN
Let's do it!

<Morphing into his mode of F-16 Falcon Jet, the masked marine wrestler flies into the 
sky accompanied by Colossus and Slither. Meanwhile the Commandos have a briefing of 
their own.>
CHIP HAZARD
This new planet is rich with sources of energy. But the Empire NWO must know this too, 
so we must find them and stop them. Brick Bazooka?
BRICK BAZOOKA
Right here sir. <Salutes>
CHIP HAZARD
Scout the area, see if you can locate the Empire.
BRICK BAZOOKA
Just turn me loose Major I'll sniff them out.
GUYMAN
I'm going too. I want to boot some nWo terrorists right in their butts.
CHIP HAZARD
Easy bodyguard, just find them. We'll deal with them later. <As the two soldiers morph 
into vehicular forms he calls out> Good luck! <Then they drive away>

<At the same time the wrestlers touchdown at the power-station>

PRIVATE PAIN
Someday I'll be giving the orders Slither, you'll do what I say.
SLITHER
Look Pain, Doom is strong, unmercifull. He can't be beaten and you'll never be our 
leader.
PRIVATE PAIN
I will find a way, everyone has a weakness.
SLITHER
Yeah? Well not Dr. Doom.
PRIVATE PAIN
We shall see. Now, shake things up a little!

<So the masked wrestler dressed like a snake reptile begins pounding the ground starting 
an earthquake tremor collapsing the entire structure>

PRIVATE PAIN
I'm impressed...<Likes what he saw>

<At the same time the two marines Bazooka and Guyman continue driving along.>
BRICK BAZOOKA
Sure is alot different than Alpha Prime out here.
GUYMAN
Don't fall in love with it Sarge. We won't stay here that long.
BRICK BAZOOKA
You smell something Russian?
GUYMAN
No, do you?
BRICK BAZOOKA
I do, I think we just found the New World Order. Follow me!

<The two marines morph into human forms and climb up a steep incline until both peer 
down into a nearby valley. Looking down they see a huge structure consisting of a 
fortress with activity going on.>

GUYMAN
Let's get down there and bend some bodies.
BRICK BAZOOKA
Ease off your throttles Guyman. Remember what Chip said just find them.
GUYMAN
What are they doing? <Puzzled at what's happening down below>
BRICK BAZOOKA
Let's find out. <Activates his wrist-recorder>

<Now the voice of the evil doctor can be heard as though he is standing right beside 
them on the clifftop>

DR. DOOM
I shall plunder earth, and steal its precious resources.
COLOSSUS
We can concentrate the energy into energon cubes, and store them in the new space shuttle.
DR. DOOM
Heheheheahahahaha, how ironic. By leading us to this planet, the Elite have sealed their
 own doom.

<Just then Bazooka notices Guyman setting up some kind of weapon system>
BRICK BAZOOKA
Guyman, what are you doing?!
GUYMAN
I've got Doom dead-center in my viewfinder. I'm going to take his picture and it's 
going to go off with a bang!

<Suddenly as he pulls the trigger, a missile streaks towards the target and explodes 
harmlessly above the heads of the baddies. Doom taken by suprise looks around in shock 
wondering who would dare attack them>
DR. DOOM
Who could be firing on us?
BRUTE FORCE
Who even knows we're here?
PRIVATE PAIN
The Alliance Commando Elite!
DR. DOOM
Impossible.
PRIVATE PAIN
They're the only ones. Who else would attack us?
<Thinking for a moment, the doctor issues orders>
DR. DOOM
Colossus, send Laserbeak to investigate.
COLOSSUS
Laserbeak, prepare for flight. Code-heading NorthWest.

<The wrestler pops an audiotape from his player sending it flying into the air where it 
morphs into a Terminator T-800 parrot and takes flight. Upon seeing this approaching 
entity the marines panic>

BRICK BAZOOKA
Now you've done it!
GUYMAN
Let's burn rubber man! <They change and race away>

<Now with the Terminator in pursuit, the Commandos try to escape>
GUYMAN 
<Shouts above engine noise>
What is that thing up there?
BRICK BAZOOKA
I don't know, but we can't seem to shake it.
GUYMAN
Let's split up. It can't follow both of us!
BRICK BAZOOKA
Right! At least one of us will get back to Hazard. Accelerators down.

<Both trucks veer off in different directions. Laserbeak goes after Bazooka while 
releasing a SAM after Guyman>
BRICK BAZOOKA
Eat my dust birdbrain!
GUYMAN
You couldn't hit a Commando with a laser-beam. Eat my dust! <He lets go with a flare 
that causes the missile to bank away and explode harmlessly>
BRICK BAZOOKA
You don't give out do you?!

<Just then the T-800 strikes a direct hit on the Hummer causing the truck to skid 
off-course and crash end over end until it comes to rest upside down tires spinning. 
Later Guyman returns with Kip Killigan>

KIP KILLIGAN
Where did they get you? 
BRICK BAZOOKA
I, uh...I think it's my, my drive chain.
KIP KILLIGAN
Can you transform?
BRICK BAZOOKA <Still in pain>
I uh, I don't think so.
GUYMAN <Feels guilty>
I'm sorry Bazooka, it's my fault. I shouldn't have fired upon Doom.
BRICK BAZOOKA
Aha-ha-ha you shouldn't have missed you mean, ha-ha!
GUYMAN <Laughs too>
Hahahaha, yeah right dude. Robot, take him away.
LOST IN SPACE ROBOT
YES SIR...I WILL HELP MY FRIEND...ROBOT WILL SAVE SERGANT BAZOOKA...

<Now later back at HQ, Bazooka is reporting what he saw to his boss>

BRICK BAZOOKA
And that's all we heard sir. They're going to put the energy into some kind of cubes, 
then haul it back to Alpha Prime.
CHIP HAZARD
Butch, organize a battle-unit. We're going after them!

<Now seconds later, the Lieutenant sniper-pilot begins calling out his
marines>

BUTCH MEATHOOK
Nina! <Asassin morphs into Bigfoot Monster Truck>
Brick! <Artillery Officer morphs into Hummer>
Link! <Radio Man morphs into Jeep Wrangler>
Nick! <Explosives Expert morphs into Jeep Grand Cherokee>
Guyman! <Bodyguard morphs into Police Cruiser>
Kip! <Covert Ninja morphs into Ambulance>
Duke! <Vigilante morphs into Chenowth DR-2 Buggy>

<Then as the soldiers change into their vehicular forms, he addresses
his leader>

BUTCH MEATHOOK
Ready sir!<Salutes his boss>	
CHIP HAZARD
Let's roll Commandos. Death to the nWo!
<Hazard morphs into the Big Rig 18-Wheeler Truck and Butch changes into
his form of Gravedigger Monster Truck. Then the convoy speeds away to confront
their enemy>	
END OF PART 1

 

 

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