Small Soldiers Transformers 3

<We now see Charlie Barkin and Itchy Itchiford dictating into their diary books about 
their new friends from another planet>

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
The Commando Elite are a highly advanced form of alien soldiers.

CHARLIE BARKIN
I don't really know if they are from the past, present or future, but they can think and 
have real feelings just like humans or animals.

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
I can't believe this is happening to me.

<Just then as both dogs are about to head back to the Flea-Bite Club, they are being 
spied on by Colossus one of the masked wrestlers of the NWO.  Not wanting to be spotted 
the terrorist morphs himself into a boombox CD-Audiotape Player disquise.>

CHARLIE BARKIN
Whoa, what is this toy? <Sees the object>

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Hmmm, where did this come from?

CHARLIE BARKIN
I wonder who left this here?

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Maybe the Elite know, c'mon let's go find them.

<Both friends carry the box into the Club...The Alliance HQ is located nextdoor or 
behind the Flea-Bite.  Stopping to place the boombox on a table beside the computer 
terminal Barkin and Itchiford race onward into the base until they encounter one
of the  Commandos>

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Hey tell us more about Alpha Prime.

GUYMAN
What would you like to know?

CHARLIE BARKIN
For one thing, how do you transform into cars, trucks and so forth?

GUYMAN
Simple, disquise.  Besides it sure beats walking on two or four feet.

	ITCHY ITCHIFORD 
<Confused>Yeah but, how do you do it?

GUYMAN
Magic, want to see how it's done?

CHARLIE BARKIN
Sure...
<So both dogs follow the bodyguard deeper into the base.  There Guyman introduces 
Charlie and Itchy to Nitro, Static and Brick>

GUYMAN
Charlie and Itchy want to know how we transform Bazooka.

BRICK BAZOOKA
Easy, like this. <He changes into his form of a Hummer>

CHARLIE BARKIN
Incredible! <Can't believe his eyes>

BRICK BAZOOKA
Now watch this trick. <An image of somebody appears behind the wheel>

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Who's he?

GUYMAN
Nobody.  He dosen't really exist Itchy, it's a 3D hologram. <The image dissapears>

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Very funny, Ahahahahaha...I knew that myself, Hahahahaha!

CHARLIE BARKIN
What other tricks can you do?

NICK NITRO
Try this one Barkin.  Now you see me, <He begins to shimmer> Now you don't.<Suddenly he 
vanishes in a flash of light>

CHARLIE BARKIN
Hey!  Where did Nick Nitro go?

  NICK NITRO 
<Re-appears again> Over here, behind you.

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Wow!  Dissapearing, that's the best disquise of all.

CHARLIE BARKIN
Cool...Just like Anabelle when she vanishes.

BRICK BAZOOKA 
<Pulls up>Hop in dogs, I'm going to take you for the ride of your life.  Buckle up and
hang on.

<German Shepherd and Dachshund climb into the Hummer and strap into their seats. Then 
the military vehicle rolls out through a garage door and into the city limits.  
Meanwhile Colossus changes into human form, looks around to see if anybody is
watching then releases an CD-disc from his CD-Audiotape Player attached to his utility
belt which morphs into a Terminator T-800 black cat named Ravage.>

COLOSSUS
Ravage.  Enter MCP, acquire knowledge of earth's resources.

<So Ravage leaps into the slot on the terminal, and pictures start flashing across the 
BIG SCREEN as Colossus changes back into Boombox player and records everything. Outside 
on the streets of San Francisco, Bazooka and the dogs are having fun>

BRICK BAZOOKA
Sure is pretty out here Charlie.  Earth must be a nice place to live.

CHARLIE BARKIN
It's okay, I don't mind being here than in heaven.

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
But tell us more about Alpha Prime.

BRICK BAZOOKA
There's not much to tell about.  Before the war with the nWo Empire, MEGA-CITY was quiet 
and peaceful on Alpha Prime.

CHARLIE BARKIN
You miss it?

BRICK BAZOOKA
Sometimes, hold tight! <He gets air-time over some big hills>

<Later as Barkin and Itchiford return to the base, they are passing by the BIG SCREEN 
when suddenly the dachshund notices images flashing on the monitor and the
Boombox  recording>

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Hey, what's going on here?!

CHARLIE BARKIN
Yo!  What's happening?

<As both dogs approach the table, the player jumps off and morphs back into the wrestler 
form of Colossus!>

CHARLIE BARKIN
W-who are you???

ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Oh my god!  An intruder!

COLOSSUS
Greetings canines.  Prepare to die! <Suddenly he starts shooting at them>

<Charlie and Itchy start running with Colossus chasing them.  At the last second, the
 german shepherd spots an emergency panel on the far wall.  Flinging his little
brother  into the air, Charlie gets Itchy to activate the alarm system sending off
klaxxons and flashing lights.  Colossus turns and begins running the opposite direction>

COLOSSUS
Ravage!  Eject, eject. <His T-800 pet follows him to the exit>

<But as they step outside, Chip Hazard spots the danger>

CHIP HAZARD
A nWo villian.  Sieze him!

COLOSSUS
Ravage, save yourself! <He continues to run away>

<He manages to escape, however Ravage is cornered by the marines.  Before they can grab 
him, the Terminator runs off.  The Commandos draw their weapons>

LINK STATIC
There he goes!

KIP KILLIGAN
Get him!

NINA WILLIAMS
Open fire!

<The soldiers begin shooting.  Unfortunately the T-800 evades the shots then
hides in the nearby darkness>

BUTCH MEATHOOK
It's too dark, can't see him!

CHIP HAZARD
Tracer, activate your infra-red.

<The WMAC Master turns on the Foreward Looking Infra-Red System and finally spots the 
Terminator crouching in a hiding place>

CHIP HAZARD
Fire the net!

<Nina and Duke launch an energy-net which falls upon the T-800 capturing him>

CHIP HAZARD
We've got him.

LOST IN SPACE ROBOT
NWO HOSTAGE CAPTURED AND SECURED BOSS...BUT COLOSSUS HAS ESCAPED...

CHIP HAZARD
Damn, I have a bad feeling about this marines.