SMALL SOLDIERS
TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo
Oliverson
More Than Meets The Eye 8
The very next morning, somewhere in Marin County not far from the Golden Gate Bridge and the Bay, the Alliance Elite prepare to execute their plan. Duke uses the magic powers to cast an illusion or 3D hologram of a military base. Meanwhile Hazard orders his troops into position and ready for action. Just then, the nWo baddies appear like ghosts high atop rocky ridges, with Doom in the lead. The mad doctor gives the command to...
DOOM: Attack! <He
fires his shoulder laser cannon>
Then shouting like the Confederate Rebels of the American Civil
War, the wrestlers charge down the ridge into the compound firing
their weapons as the Commandos pop up like targets to return the
attack. Fists flying, feet kicking, heads butting, bodies flying
the heroes and villians engage in hand-to-hand combat when the
Major notices something is very wrong and stops the assault.
CHIP HAZARD: Hold it, stop fighting! What in the universe is
going on?
TRACER: Scrap.
GUYMAN: Springs.
LINK STATIC: Junk.
CHIP HAZARD: We've been had.
DOOM: That's right Chip. I was on your little joke from the start. Did you really think you could fool me by allowing Ravage to escape, did you?!
CHIP HAZARD: Go on Doom, you're in the driver's seat.
DOOM: While you and the Commandos have been fighting a bunch of crash-test dummies <Indicates the fake terrorists> The real NWO have been at the real rocket-site. You've lost Chip, the Empire has won, hehehahahahaha!
CHIP HAZARD: The race isn't over yet doctor.
DOOM: Oh it's over
Major, you just don't know it, heheheheheahahahahaah.
He then flies away leaving Chip standing there glaring after him
as the fake base vanishes from sight. Later the NWO baddies
launch their assault on the real rocket-site, and help themselves
to the fuel they need to power the engines of their starship
which now is ready for blastoff back home to Alpha Prime.
COLOSSUS: Course back to Alpha Prime charted. Starship fueled
andready
for departure. What are your orders Doom?
DOOM: Prepare for
blastoff.
Simultanously Hazard briefs his men on their deadly mission.
CHIP HAZARD: We have come to a moment of truth. The nWo are in
position
to return to Alpha Prime. We have no choice but to attack them
directly, but this battle will be dangerous. So I ask for
volunteers, Butch, Anabelle?
ANABELLE: Volunteers,
raise your hands and step foreward!
Each soldier calls his/her name, rank and so forth.
BUTCH MEATHOOK: Alliance, transform! <The marines morph into
their vehicle forms>
ANABELLE: Start your engines! <The motor rev up> Ready Major!
BUTCH MEATHOOK: Standing by sir!
CHIP HAZARD: Let's roll out Commandos!
Then Hazard changes into his Big Rig form, Charlie-Itchy-Sasha-David-Anabelle climb into the cab and the convoy follow their leader into battle...Meanwhile the Empire are making plans for their journey back home, or so they think.
DOOM: So close Belledona.
BELLEDONA: Yes, soon the universe will be ours!
COLOSSUS: Starship ready for boarding.
DOOM: So very-very close to conquest.
CARFACE: Yeah, victory is ours, defeat is for our enemies, hehehehehehe.
DOOM: You got that right Carface. <Then he speaks out loud> My fellow nWo warriors. It is time to return to Alpha Prime and conquer the Alliance forever!
ALL NWO: FOREVER!!! <They chant this cry again and again>
DOOM: Board the starship. <They start riding the elevators>
CHIP HAZARD: Commandos
transform!
One by one the soldiers change back into human forms and close in
on the startled terrorists who can't believe they are under
attack again by their foes.
BELLEDONA: Argh! Not them again, Oooooooomph! <Gets angry>
DOOM: We are under siege. Empire transform, transform!
He changes into pulse laser gun form, All American Boy grabs the
weapon and begins shooting. The other masked wrestlers race into
battle as Colossus calls out to his friends.
COLOSSUS: Slither, Laserbeak, Ravage. Prepare for battle,
operation warfare. Eject, eject, eject! <Pops the 2 CDs and 1
audiotape from his player>
Now we see a wrestling match between Bazooka and Slither.
BRICK BAZOOKA: I owe you one from Sherman Dam Slither!
SLITHER: You couldn't swim, what makes you think you can beat me!
BRICK BAZOOKA: Watch me.
<He throws him to the ground>
Meanwhile Laserbeak, Brute Force, Brash Knuckles, Ben Hurt,
Private Pain, Skull Duggery morph into jet forms and dive down
blasting the Elite with laser-fire. The Commandos return fire. At
the same time Hazard drops Doom's laser cannon when he attempts
to shoot the Major, the two leaders square off again.
CHIP HAZARD: It's just you and me doctor.
DOOM: Then you better get some help Chip.
CHIP HAZARD: Oh no, I've
waited for this one chance. <When Doom attacks,he sidesteps
him> Only one of us is going back Doom!DOOM: It won't be you
Chip! <They start judo-wrestling>
Then as Brute Force goes to fire, someone knocks the laser rifle
from his hands.
BRUTE FORCE: Hey! Who did that?
DAVID: Yeah! Bullseye!
ITCHY: What a shot kid.
CHARLIE: That shook him up, ha-ha-ha!
SASHA: Take that you
masked bully!
Chip bodyslams Doom, then towers over him.
CHIP HAZARD: You're finished Doom, call it off, call it off!
DOOM: Never Hazard. You
won't stand a chance, you and your friends will be destroyed!
The masked doctor madman lashes back, and now it is Hazard who
is down and stunned. Doom gets back to his feet and shouts.
DOOM: To the starship nWo! <His goons rush to the elevators
again>
As the Elite and their dog-friends fire away, laser bullets
bouncing off the armor hull, the villians escape inside.
DOOM: Blastoff! <Brute Force engages the thrusters>
Then as the shocked Commandos look on, the starship rises into
the sky and begins climbing upwards into the heavens. Chip
screams in rage, fists shaking.
CHIP HAZARD: DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
END OF PART 8