FADE IN: Two spot lights slowly rotate their position about the screen as the
X-files theme plays. As the two lights converge in the center, a sudden flash
of light and the "X-Files" logo appears along with the nerving doo do doo
theme.

FADE TO

South Dakota, 1943
Secret Military Base: Marsh Superbase

PAN a long run-way strip with four prop jets and a setting sun slowly
glistening the wings. Two men stand on the runway, one smoking.

CUT-TO two men, one smoking looking to horizon, the other holding a gas can
Non-smoking man: "You shouldn't smoke out here, ya know, cause ol Fred 'll be
whoopin down on the both of us for blowin up one of these here airwhoppers"

Smoking man: (silent)

CUT-TO airplane
Non-smoking man: (filling prop-jet with gas) Ya think the war'll end soon?

Smoking man: (silent)

Non-smoking man: What 're you looking at Frank?

Smoking man: (finishes smoking) Jus' the horizon

Non-smoking man: (finishes filling plane up) 'You see somethin' out there?

Smoking man who is no longer smoking, but staring at horizon: Les' hope not

FADE TO
Epply Airfield Omaha, NE 1998

Mulder: Scully, we need a car
Scully: You mean-
Mulder: Yes, we magically don't get one this episode
Satan in the TV: Ha ha ha! Foiled your plans again Mulder!!
Mulder: Did you hear something?
Scully: No, except for all the people in this airport who are mindlessly
walking aboo pretending theyt have important medical experiments to perform.
Mulder: It's a government cover up
Scully: I though we'd talk about that later-
Mulder: uh..The car?
Scully: ? Right, the car

CUT TO the car (a 1980 firebird which has been restored completely)
Mulder: I was hoping for something a li-
Scully: What are you saying? This is a vintage 1980 Pontiac firebird, 4.9 L
engine which means there is a 301 Turbo, most likely lying beneath the hood!
Mulder: Does that mean, turn, click, and go?
Scully: That's what the drivers manual says
Mulder: we have to follow natural laws now?

FADE TO commercial
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1-800-MUTATHUG

SPIN TO swirling mix of colors as the ..things.. which were done a few years
back creep onto you

FADE TO
Florida Keys 1998
Washington

Mulder: We made it
Scully: It only took the length of the commercial too
Mulder: Were you a victum of their experiment?
Scully: What?
Mulder: How'd we get in the Florida Keys so soon?
Scully: It's not Florida silly, (snorts), its still Washington-only the part
that looks amazingly like florida
Camera guy who isn't suppose to be in shot, but amazing, he is: Actually we are
in florida since we own the state now with the profits we are making from the
movie. So it doesn't matter really where we say you are, the truth..is out
there. Actually, wallyworld might have a map for you.
Scully: Understand?
Mulder: I think I'm starting to
Ominous voice which sounds like Grimlock: "Me understand"
Car which was never moving, shrieks to a stop.
Mulder: What was that
Scully: My braw strap broke
Mulder: Really?
Grimlock: (peers head down to window) "Me, Grimlock, see?"
Mulder: No! She's my b-
Scully: My what, Mulder? Go ahead and say it. My what? For five years we've
been chasing these wild cases you called the X-files, well I finally know after
all this time what it means
Grimlock: Me, Grimlo-
Scully&Mulder: Shuttup!!!
Scully: You called them the x-files, since you knew I was coming along. What
was the original name for the files? Oh yes. XXSCULLY, I know the truth Mulder.
And the truth is-
Mulder: (really youthful, cute expression)
Scully: Oh, your just to darn cute

CUT TO sky
Megatron: Decepticons, Attack!!
Starscream: What are we attacking, all might Megatron?
Megatron: The car you fool! And hmm, that giant T-Rex thats standing in front
of it wagging its tail!
Starscream: Much wiser, All might Megatron, than attack the real threat! The
Autobots moon bases!

CUT TO car
Scully: Mulder, I- (dramatic)
Mulder: Scully, is it double C?
FADE TO to be continued

by Enkanica

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