WHAT MAC IS THIS?
     Tune:  "Greensleeves"

What mac is this, who lays at rest
On Amanda's lap is sleeping?
Whom devils greet with praises sweet
While Dawson Watch is keeping?
This, this E-D-M
Whom Duncan fears will make him sin
Sing, sing for He is great!
The evil twin of Duncan!

Oh we are all His Flagwavers
We're His loyal troops, we're blessed!
Followers of E-D-M
Oh, of His Unholiness!!

So bring Him women, wine and gold
Come Duncan Joe abhor Him!
His Wickedness damnation brings
Our evil hearts adore him!!


WHEN EDM IS SMILING
     Tune:  "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"

When EDM is smiling
Sure, I'm fair to come unhinged!
In the howl of Demon alughter
You can see the Angels cringe
When His heart is happy
All the world dawns sere and gray
And when His Corps is playing -
Sure, they'll cut yer heart away!

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